Trish Wend is a writer and artist living in New York. When she's not making fun of Republicans, she paints still-lifes and landscapes. She also works as a beauty publicist, but we'll forgive her for that.
You must adhere to at least NINE of these truths. Less than NINE: We give you the rack.* Less than SEVEN: We kill your family. ** Less than FIVE: We cut off your funding.
1. The earth is flat. 2. Small government, unless we're in...
Posted December 1, 2009 | 06:12 PM (EST)