10. He doesn't date lobbyists
9. Likes Spike Lee
8. Doesn't mind if we're taller than him in heels
7. Likes a little fist action. Bump! Bump!
6. He takes the higher road, so I don't have to
5. Knows the names of the newspapers he reads
4. Smooth talker
3. Isn't overly groomed: facelift, capped teeth, or beehive/french twist
2. Doesn't go on and on about his war record
1. Is a maverick
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MICHELLE AND BARACK!
xoxo Andrea Chalupa and Ariston Anderson