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Yankees Eye Barry Bonds At High-Level Meetings

Monument Avenue, yeah man. posted 07/24/2008 at 20:50:00

The Barbeque Media Wants Senator Obama To Win? That's Rich.

Both a uniter a divider and a decider. posted 07/24/2008 at 20:20:59

Lorne Michaels' Stalker Evans Pidhajecky Accuses SNL Producer Of Stealing Material From His Life

I'm Evans Pidhajecky and you're not. posted 07/24/2008 at 20:40:50

Obama Launches Day Of Meetings In Israel

Sen John McCain would rather run a laundry than lose his shirt. posted 07/23/2008 at 02:19:50

Christian Bale All Smiles In Spain

Harvey Levin, how cool is that? Extra! Extra! Billy Bush is an extravert! posted 07/22/2008 at 08:59:18

John McCain -- Pious Pilate

Dr. James Dobson found the cure for Ted Haggard, and that's good enough for me. Dixiecrats know where to go; Trent Lott is younger than John McCain but not as old as Strom Thurmond. posted 07/22/2008 at 04:01:26

"W" Actors Arrest Details: Tasers, Pepper Sprayed, "N" Word Reports TMZ

"W" is the identical father of "Twins" and "Junior" is it's spiritual successor. Hooray for Hollywood. posted 07/17/2008 at 00:09:37

No crime no criminal can be understood without a DNA test. Jury is still out on "W" posted 07/17/2008 at 00:02:35

Angelina's Doctor Speaks: Delivery "Moving," Twins Are "So Cute"

The identical father of twins! A cigar is just a cigar. posted 07/17/2008 at 01:00:22

Are Obama And McCain Ebbing Or Flowing?

How about this weather, 100 years old today and never looked better.
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whether you thrive or wither; it's the weather posted 07/16/2008 at 07:20:25

McCain Ape Rape Joke Recalled By Sources

How about this weather; 100 years old today and never looked better. posted 07/16/2008 at 06:56:53

The New Yorker Helps To Fuel The Rumors With Bad Satire

Not O Henry nor De Maupissant could satisfy the editorial standards of the New Yorker. Editorial standards. posted 07/14/2008 at 22:31:52

"Biggest thing since the Spruce Goose; how cool is that?" posted 07/14/2008 at 22:21:04

Oh yes, the New Yorker; no one goes there anymore, it's too crowded. posted 07/14/2008 at 22:17:15

A Fist-Bump for the New Yorker

It's the New Yorker. It's a short story and it stops but it's never finished. Never. I don't know what the point is, do you? No plot, no twist ending; yet , thankfully it stops quickly. posted 07/14/2008 at 22:06:58

Oh yes, the New Yorker; nobody goes there anymore it's too crowded. posted 07/14/2008 at 22:02:37

New Yorker Cover Falls Short Of Satire

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST if u don't enter,
u can't win.

"What Not To Wear has a fabulous audience."
"About last night darling, the bone goes through the nose."
"We both know who wears the pants in the family." posted 07/14/2008 at 20:04:56

NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST if u don't enter,
u can't win

"Welcome back, Kotter."
"Someone sold us the Brooklyn Bridge."
"There goes the neighborhood." posted 07/14/2008 at 19:41:10

Yikes! Controversial New Yorker Cover Shows Muslim, Flag-Burning, Osama-Loving, Fist-Bumping Obama

Oh yes, the cover is all wrong and the editor should be fired immediately. If i did have a subscription, I would have to cancel immediately solely because of the omission of the obligatory drawing of that fellow in top hat and top coat. Long before fashion ruled, the New Yorker could be trusted to place an anachronistic drawing of a nob on the cover. posted 07/15/2008 at 03:31:17

Aw Nuts, Jesse Jackson, You Can't Say That On Television!

wingnuts hahaha
Salted Nuts teeheehee
BRAZIL NUTS HaHahahehe he shoots he scores

injokes from the staff at the funny farm posted 07/10/2008 at 17:00:59

Hurricane Bertha First Of Atlantic Season

What's is in a name? A brand by any other name would stink, right? Big Bertha blasted the trenches in the Great War. posted 07/08/2008 at 03:59:43

Firefighters Battle More Than 300 Wildfires In California

FIRETRUCKS, all I got to say, FIRETRUCKS posted 07/06/2008 at 10:37:48

Thomas Beatie "Pregnant Man" Gives Birth (PHOTOS) (VIDEO)

quoth

"Who would fardels bear?" posted 07/05/2008 at 08:07:36

Yawn. Didn't Arnold Schwartzenegger already do this? posted 07/04/2008 at 09:59:26

US Using Communist Torture Techniques At Guantanamo

Religious confessions are obtained with tortures such as stocks, impalement and the ducking stool. posted 07/02/2008 at 05:45:24

Vaudevillainy

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! A Believer in the Unitary denies the 3 branches of government as heresy. Thus, a Unitary conflicts with who you are and can't agree with what you say. If Truth is Unitary, there can be no division of opinion, and there can be no agreement, for this implies the possibility of disagreement. If and such Addington must concede a point, he will in fact contradict the speaker first. It's personal. Makes sense to Yoo. posted 07/02/2008 at 07:27:29

Porn For Patriots

The marathon is everyone's favorite event, for when the last competitor crosses the line, it's finally over. The only Olympiad we ever liked was the 1984 Uberrolympiad because we weren't surprised at all when America won the medal count. Expect gripes about officiating and judging and press restrictions. Plus, no one is going to believe that story about Tonya Harding and Jeff Gilhooley this time around. Training injuries. posted 07/02/2008 at 01:58:06

Karl Rove Channels Maureen Dowd

Karl can't go wrong, moronism is the most American of faiths. There's no underestimating public tastes. posted 06/27/2008 at 00:37:23

Addington: I Can't Talk About Torture Because 'Al Qaeda May Watch C-SPAN.'

CRUEL BUT FAIR posted 06/27/2008 at 07:15:14

Supreme Court Upholds Right To Own Guns For Self-Defense

Article 2 of the 2nd Amendment states political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. posted 06/27/2008 at 07:50:29

Emasculation in Republican Psychological Warfare, And Why It Works

The ticket most Americans prefer is the ticket a cop wrote. posted 06/13/2008 at 08:13:53

Five Things Students Really Should Know Before They Get To College

America is a nation of fervent believers. You lose your audience unless you psychologically and emotionally engage their core beliefs. I saw a panel presentation called Orwell Rolls Over In His Grave where George Lakoff threw out the playbook and handed the mic to the team's emotional leader, some psychologist. Lakoff said Enlightenment reasoning isn't even reasoning: it's wrong not just in some particulars but in all particulars.
I believe Welbutrin is a harmful chemical that was pulled from the market then reintroduced as Xyban to be inflicted on smokers. I believe the vast majority of smokers do not die either of cancer or emphysema but the public's perceived risk is so severe that America demands smokers (who sin against their health) be punished with Xyban. It's one of those life or death, danger to self or others, crisis management decisions Americans feel they must make for others. posted 06/13/2008 at 11:27:55

Pregnant Man: 4 Weeks Until Due Date, May Have More Babies (PHOTOS)

Abort, Retry, Fail? posted 06/09/2008 at 06:45:25

Makes womens icky squeamish about unwanted mixed race monstrous births. posted 06/09/2008 at 03:51:42

Television Networks: Olympics Organizers 'Stringent Security' Threatens Coverage

America will be shocked and pissed when it doesn't win the medal count. America only feels good about the 1984 one. posted 06/09/2008 at 05:48:11

French President Sarkozy: I Might Boycott The Opening Of The Beijing Olympics

France surrendered their nukes to NATO, when they elected a spokesmodel as Premier. His missus ain't bad lookin' neither. posted 03/25/2008 at 13:48:39

McCain Pushed For War In Iraq For 10 Years

Bush or McCain, Cheney/Rumsfeld must be laughing up their sleeves. Surge. Where Baghdad was once majority Sunni, it is now all Shia; and 4.5 million refugees done got their cans kicked around. Victory in Iraq is an eviction strategy. So? posted 03/23/2008 at 16:11:36

Rove: Democrats Still Weak On Security

That dadgum son of a gun Karl Rove is dead on. Karl Rove me wrong time. posted 03/21/2008 at 11:36:02

Mr. Emotional Intelligence

I am not an immigrant. I am not the son of immigrants. Karl Rove is an immigrant's son. Emotional Intelligence spares you from such knowledge. posted 03/21/2008 at 10:02:07

When I disagree with _who_ you are, I can't agree with what you say. Perhaps you could cite a dead white male as your authority and I could agree with that famous name. posted 03/21/2008 at 09:36:09

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