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I was born a poor black child...
Ok seriously , I was found as a young lad in the wild and raised by a pack of angry republicans.
Well, not exactly , but I often thought I was adopted. Or that there was some sort of mix up at the hospital and the wrong family took me home.
I was born at Parkland hospital in Dallas on a frosty November morn. Ten years to the day JFK was pronounced DOA.
No. I don't believe in reincarnation.
My father was an Air Force Colonel.
My mother was the daughter of a preacher man.Think of how June Cleaver would've been in the 80's. My Father retired from the Air Force when I was 4 And I grew up mostly in rural east Texas, reared by Reaganite Evangelicals
I attempted suicide at 15 , silly thing really , I didn't realize I could just move.
I met my wife in college and we dated for a few months, it didn't take , not the first time anyway.
Ran into her at a bookstore 4 years ago and we couldn't get enough of eachother. She wants to leave the country now, and I often find myself explaining that my commitments to my country are much like my commitments to her. For better or worse , richer or poorer , and all that. She always sighs in a way that tells me this discussion is not over.
I chose my username partly for the literary references. But mostly because it sounded:
a little French
a little intellectual
and a little gay.
I am none of the above.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
But I thought it would piss off the trolls.
I'm more a Jon Stewart Liberal than a Noam Chomsky Liberal. And I still watch "Red Dawn" once a while in order feel patriotic. "WOLVERINES!" I know that things like peace and equality are antithetical to human nature, and that's the best reason I can think of to keep fighting for them.
Onward Moonbat soldiers !
