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Watching the political circus parade, while keeping my shoes clean of elephant and donkey shit is a difficult proposition.
Government is just the entertainment division of the Military Industrial Complex. As soon as democracy is not profitable, they will shove the furniture off to the sides, roll up the carpet and pull up the curtain, exposing the brick walls of the studio.
Long Live Frank Zappa!
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- David Brooks' Assault on Al Gore »
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- FBI Raids GOP Lawmaker's Home »
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- Keith Olbermann: Most People In News Are Not Smart Enough For Analysis »
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- McCain Camp Attacks Obama's Holocaust Museum Statement »
- McCain Campaign Initially Stood By Gramm Remarks »
- McClellan Hearings May Be Required, Say Congressmen »
- Media Outlets Slam Fox For Doctored NY Times Photos »
- Media Under Intense Scrutiny During Campaign »
- Memphis Police Director Sues To Identify Blogger Critical Of Police Department »
- Minnesota Bridge Collapse: Deal Reached To Compensate Victims »
- Moving Pictures Move Left »
- Moving Towards a More Interactive Era of Government: AskTheSpeaker.org Launches »
- My Position On FISA »
- Myers: What "Professionals" Came Up With Clinton's Plan? »
- Nader Announces Run for President »
- Nader, Unsafe at Any Speed, Says Obama Wants to "Talk White" »
- Nancy Pelosi: "I'm Not Taking Up Any Climate Change Until We Have A Democratic President" »
- Nancy Pelosi: No Dream Ticket -- "Take It From Me" »
- Navy Denies Chelsea Clinton To Vieques, Puerto Rico »
- NBC's Tough Decision »
- New 3G iPhone Introduced Today »
- New Photos Reveal Horror Of Hiroshima (GRAPHIC IMAGES) »
- News Corp. Board Member: Not A Potted Plant, Likes Camping! »
- Nita Lowey: Worst Clinton Surrogate Ever? »
- NRA: Suspected Terrorists Should Be Able To Buy Guns »
- NYTimes: Clinton Is Being Vetted »
- O'Reilly And Geraldo's Screaming Match: "It's A Cheap Political Point -- And You Know It!" »
- Obama Aides Ecstatic Over $52 Million Haul »
- Obama Berlin Speech: See Video, Photos, Full Speech Transcript »
- Obama Camp Lays Ground For Negative Attacks »
- Obama Camp: Clinton Picks Up Only Four Delegates »
- Obama Donors Told Fundraising A Bit Slow, Urged To Help Clinton »
- Obama Gets Pennsylvania Boost From Expectations, Polls »
- Obama In Heated Conversation With Lieberman »
- Obama Prepares For Full Assault On Clinton's Ethics »
- Obama Raises $55 Million in February »
- Obama Rebukes MoveOn In Patriotism Speech »
- Obama Should Stop Lecturing African Americans »
- Obama Spokeswoman Hits Back At McCain's New Afghanistan Argument »
- Obama Starts Off The Day With Superdelegates »
- Obama Suggests Offer Maybe Clinton Can't Refuse »
- Obama urges Iran to accept EU nuke proposal »
- Obama wins NC, says near nomination; Clinton wins Indiana »
- Obama's Reverend Wright Press Conference (VIDEO) »
- Obama's the Perfect Candidate for the Sally Field Party »
- Obama: "You Won't See Me As A VP Candidate" »
- Obama: Bush, McCain Should Explain Their Problem With JFK »
- Official Tearfully Admits He Sniffed Female Lawmaker's Chairseat »
- Ohio, Texas, Vermont, Rhode Island Primaries: Hillary Clinton And Barack Obama's Day Of Reckoning »
- Olbermann To Bush: "This War Is Not About You...Shut The Hell Up!" »
- Olympics In "Crisis," Says Olympics Committee President »
- On Clinton's Tax Returns, a "Frankly Disturbing" Lack of Transparency, and Surrogate-ancholy »
- Paris Looking For New Lawyers »
- Pat Buchanan Loses His Cool During Discussion Of Obama's Race On MSNBC »
- Pelosi Blasts McCain Over Anti-Catholic Pastor »
- Pelosi Tells Obama, Clinton: Quit Yer Bickering »
- Pelosi To Bush: "Calm Down With The Threats, There's A New Congress In Town" »
- Pelosi To Clinton Backers: Stop Worrying About The VP »
- Pelosi: Dream Ticket "Impossible" After Clinton's Commander In Chief Statements »
- Pelosi: Reduce Number of Superdelegates »
- Pennsylvania Primary Helps John McCain »
- Petraeus Says No New Buildup for Iraq »
- Phil Gramm: Recession Is "Mental," America Is "Nation Of Whiners" (VIDEO) »
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- Qantas Jet Lands With Gaping Hole: "It Was Absolutely Terrifying," Emergency Landing Footage (VIDEO) »
- Rachel Sklar on The O'Reilly Factor on Web Videos and the Election »
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- Reid Rebuffs Idea Of Senate Majority Leader Clinton »
- Rep. Ellison: Clinton Trying To Reap Benefit Of Obama-Muslim Smear »
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