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I am from Canada or as you Americans call it "Frog Land".Yes, I speak French (which is apparently good for a sex life in America- Visa Me, please!)
I am a writer (poor) and a musician (even poorer) I have a Clark Kent sort of lifestyle, as in a really boring day job and I wear a cape at night. (Actually it's an old sleeping bag with super-heros on it which I rap myself around while I watch Stephen Colbert- It's cold in this country, you know.)
Did I mention I was poor?(Artistically inclined- I may have ordered a Stairmaster, I don't know I can't find my credit card!)
And yes, my last name is O'REILLY. I am NOT related to the OTHER O'Reilly- the taunts have been traumatic since in Canada, Bill is only remembered as a "lovable" guy on Inside Edition. (People are always asking me about J.LO, it's anoying.)
I hope someone reads this cause I've risked my own job security trying to be funny. I did once before but gas stations and offices have different views of funny.
I gotta go now there's a Canadian Security guard with a real bad French AND a real bad English accent (Both the same time) as king me to relinquish my parking pass (I tink!) I don't own a car either.
Help!
