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've---- cooked a one minute egg in 25 seconds, have made coffee and toasted bread, laughed at many a silly joke, walked on water (bare foot mind you) argued with myself, played the piano, danced a waltz, howled at the moon, turned on a dime, skated on thin ice, boiled water while looking at it, made erroneous assumptions, passed judgments, drank a little too much, ran with scissors, inhaled- lost a game with four aces, tricked a trickster, tossed a salad -against the wall, whipped some cream, lit a fire, extinguished a relationship or two, been ahead of my time on occasion by at least 5 seconds, behind by 2 counts while the band played a seven/eighths tempo, been dead on wrong, sometimes right, kept my distance, approached too fast, stopped short, went over board, fell on my ass, got on my feet, sat on the fence, avoided a hurdle, been head over heels, have forgiven and forgotten, said too much, thought too little, drowned in a glass of water, gone through the eye of a needle, couldn't dance on a pin's head/but tried, bought the line and couldn't return it, witnessed history, told a lie, sought the truth, had a pretzel, spoiled my appetite, quenched a thirst- bled, skipped, twisted, fell, juggled, jumped and tumbled, all in an instant and without warning, what about you?
