LeftCoastLefty

Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

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McCain Leaks Details Of Obama's Iraq Trip

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McFlippity needs a 12 step program posted 07/18/2008 at 22:30:20

Bush Agrees To "General Time Horizon" For Troop Reductions

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The maverickiest maverick posted 07/18/2008 at 18:35:56

Well, hellooooooooooo! ;) posted 07/18/2008 at 18:31:53

but a dumb one posted 07/18/2008 at 18:25:37

Exactly, V-Birk and IP. A perfectly executed slogan. posted 07/18/2008 at 18:14:29

Chimperish posted 07/18/2008 at 17:58:44

To give credit where credit is due....'General Time Horizon' is a masterful piece of wording. It's a great big pile of steaming linguistic NOTHING. Masterfully done, really. posted 07/18/2008 at 17:55:22

I think an untied Iraq is a mistake. They're just going to be tripping over their shoelaces. Don't you think we've hurt them enough? posted 07/18/2008 at 17:53:57

McCain Attended Zero Afghanistan Hearings In Last Two Years

Although he may be more qualified to be a greeter at Wal-Mart... posted 07/17/2008 at 23:27:56

Give the guy a break! He's been busy polishing his stand up routine. Those jokes don't write themselves, you know. posted 07/17/2008 at 22:12:40

GOP Anger: Bush Is Being "Reduced To Child's Play"

Maybe he can manage to not F up the t-ball game. We can hope. posted 07/04/2008 at 11:19:05

McClellan: Bush, Cheney Wanted Me To Say Libby Wasn't Involved In CIA Leak Case (VIDEO)

I'm near(er) your old stomping grounds right now..in Boston for a few days posted 06/21/2008 at 01:23:21

hiya gorgeous, what's shakin? posted 06/21/2008 at 01:16:41

one can hope.... posted 06/21/2008 at 01:12:40

Can you please tell us more? I'm having trouble nailing down a diagnosis. Right now my differential is:

-delusional
-alcoholic hallucinations
-stupid posted 06/21/2008 at 01:04:27

She had to go move the private jet. Double parked. posted 06/21/2008 at 00:39:33

My goodness, you're grumpy tonight. Did the Tooth Fairy stiff you? posted 06/20/2008 at 22:39:02

Apparently you've never been to Seattle.... posted 06/20/2008 at 22:36:50

It has to be said: huh? posted 06/20/2008 at 22:31:29

indeed posted 06/20/2008 at 22:24:40

He's in your trunk? posted 06/20/2008 at 22:19:31

He should have been defensive..he was attempting to defend heinous crimes...and doing a crappy job of it. If he decides to donate the proceeds of his book to vets and theri families, I may be able to more charitable toward him. posted 06/20/2008 at 22:14:42

I think the difference in his demeanor from his press conferences is striking. That just makes me more disgusted, though. I think it confirms that he knew damn well he was lying. posted 06/20/2008 at 21:53:44

but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate good news, right? posted 06/20/2008 at 21:45:35

Possibly the only true thing W ever said posted 06/20/2008 at 21:08:38

How about by a troop of circus monkeys? At least that would be entertaining. posted 06/20/2008 at 20:40:49

Barack Obama: Lay Off My Family

I suspect quite a bit is beyond you, Fubar. posted 06/18/2008 at 21:09:22

Get me an eggroll, please. I'll pay you back when I get my stimulus check. posted 06/18/2008 at 19:00:09

I'm sure he had no doubt the slimers would be after his family. But only weasels don't fight back. And only the lowest weasels hire their attackers as advisors. posted 06/18/2008 at 18:57:39

SSSSHHHHH!!! We're hoping the 22% won't notice. posted 06/18/2008 at 18:52:55

Because she wasn't pretty anymore and she didn't have enough money to fund his political ambitions.

That was easy. Next question. posted 06/18/2008 at 18:51:44

Let's ship them all to the moon and rename it Dumbf*ckistan. That would take care of a lot of this country's problems. Not so good for the moon... posted 06/18/2008 at 18:27:42

Exactly, tsloan. Leaves you speechless, doesn't it? posted 06/18/2008 at 18:20:49

That's not really true. They've got an economy in the toilet, a illegal war, a bunch of dead people and a laughably inept candidate. It's not much, but it's something. posted 06/18/2008 at 18:14:20

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Oh, he stood up to him. Stood up and gave him big sloppy smooch. posted 06/18/2008 at 18:04:53

I think you've got that wrong, pix. He wasn't being unkind...he was just pressed for time and saying goodbye. He didn't have time to say the whole sentence: see you next Tuesday.

See? posted 06/18/2008 at 18:02:11

Jamie Lynn Spears Gives Birth

The real question is: How will they write this into the show's story line?

Change the title to Poopy Diapers 101? How soon will Zoey it back into her cute wardrobe? Will there be a whole season devoted to figuring out who the dad is? Is it Chase? Is it pretty boy Logan? I'm on pins and needles waiting for the next season's premier! posted 06/19/2008 at 14:00:41

Clinton asks top donors to meeting with Obama

Unfortunately, it was bad, boxed rose'. The guests at the wedding had to run to Safeway for the Merlot. They never tell you the rest of the story.... posted 06/18/2008 at 13:57:38

4 dead, 40 hurt as tornado hits Boy Scout camp

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You're quite the post monitor. What do you do in real life? Librarian? Lunch lady? posted 06/12/2008 at 14:22:38

Obama's VP List: MSNBC Gathers Names

Oh, God, what's happening to me? I agree with Rumpy. I have no idea what you said, but I'm totally on board. Especially that part about Castro's member. posted 06/10/2008 at 23:22:48

Bush Tells UK Paper He Regrets His Image As A War Monger

This post needs to go on the Huffpost Wall of Shame as an example of either the most egregious piece of crap or the lamest attempt at satire ever posted here. Is it supposed to be funny? Next time d-guy, try a haiku. posted 06/10/2008 at 23:31:50

Dow Plummets Nearly 400 Points On Unemployment News, High Oil Prices

Yer askin fer it, dude posted 06/07/2008 at 01:02:49

No, Grasshopper. posted 06/07/2008 at 00:54:39

They're all drowning their sorrows in crYstal. posted 06/07/2008 at 00:50:43

I hope to die in my sleep, too. Just like my grandpa. Not screaming in the back seat like his passengers. posted 06/07/2008 at 00:48:47

unless you're a beginner, then you often rip what you sew. posted 06/07/2008 at 00:25:05

Rahm Emanuel: McCain Is In For A Thumpin'

Oh, really? Just yesterday I slipped and scraped my v*llum on the sidewa*k. I'm gonna need a special doct*r for that one. posted 06/06/2008 at 16:58:35

'better' as in: more of a whack-job and therefore easier to beat? Huckabee is the slimiest of the slimey. A smiling, affable jokester on the surface that hides a dangerous, fundamentalist core. I find him very scarey. I was raised by those type...stay far, far away. posted 06/06/2008 at 16:56:31

I don't know about them, but I am totally DIGGING their ticket so far. I can't decide who I want most for the running mate. Mittens? I miss the magic undies. The Depends/Magic Undies ticket would be priceless. posted 06/06/2008 at 16:44:46

You're brilliant! I might be able to sell some organic fertilizer, too. posted 06/06/2008 at 16:42:48

If you really loved me, you wouldn't have to ask. I should have listened to mama. posted 06/06/2008 at 16:39:56

Oh, for Pete's sake! Take off the tinfoil hat and recycle it. Use it to wrap up your leftover tofu-loaf and just be HAPPY! posted 06/06/2008 at 16:35:32

Maybe his handlers are just used to preparing graphs for W...they actually ARE done in crayon. posted 06/06/2008 at 16:32:01

F-ups of this magnitude don't go away in a couple months. I'm thinking of buying a burro to get to work. I wonder what my backyard is zoned for..? posted 06/06/2008 at 16:24:22

Exactly. And I'm severely patience-impaired. posted 06/06/2008 at 16:15:50

I'm tired of comment purgatory. *sigh* posted 06/06/2008 at 16:05:35

Little early to be drinking, isn't it? posted 06/06/2008 at 16:01:07

Hillary Clinton Running For The Vice Presidency

That's ridiculous. H doesn't represent every woman any more than O represents every black man or W represents every white man. posted 06/05/2008 at 14:12:59

Besides, a woman and a black man on one ticket.....there would be a lot of exploding heads in the red states. That'd be a hell of mess. posted 06/05/2008 at 11:33:01