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If you are a bad snorer of course the solution would be to become a Muslim or Mormon. This will entitle you to 4 wives, with each wife only needing to put up with your snoring less than twice a week! You can either have them on a roster or short straw system. The one having to put up with your snoring gets to sleep in whilst the other wives have got to get up at the crack of dawn to milk the goats, so they need a good nights sleep.
Sounds fair to me. :)
