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I am the Burrito Assassin. I will assassinate any and all burritos placed before me. It is the most perfect form of food. Highly efficient with regard to ingestion. Other mexican dishes are tasty, but the burrito is the best. Because I love it, I must destroy it. It shall sacrifice itself to me to be eaten alive. I eat burritos with renewed vigor and enthusiasm.
I am the master of any and all burritos. Steak, Chicken or Shrimp. Even sausage, fish or pork. It fuels my fire and warms the cockles of my capitalistic heart.
And also, people named Hillary or Obama will never be president.
