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McCain: Coverage Is "Fun To Watch"

There's a Yellow Teeth ad next to this item on the front page. They've been appearing constantly ever since McVain's Lime Jell-O speech. posted 07/23/2008 at 14:05:46

Bush: Troubled financial system is basically sound

"It's the McConomy, stupid!" posted 07/15/2008 at 12:37:35

Full-Quiver Theology

Yet they denounced songs like:

"How he m-a-a-a-kes m-e-e qui-ver..." posted 07/08/2008 at 09:26:59

Michael Smerconish Substitutes For O'Reilly And Matthews On The Same Day

Smerconish is one of the few conservatives worth listening to.

His penetrating gaze reminds me of "Zippy", peering out of his washing machine. posted 07/02/2008 at 22:56:00

Fox News Photoshops Pictures Of New York Times Reporters In Response To Weekend "Hit Piece"

Murdock Most Foul must have hired the creator of Bat Boy when the Midnight Globe folded. posted 07/02/2008 at 23:06:01

Poll: Public Mixed On Michelle, Doesn't Know Cindy

That picture shows what Mr. Maverick saw in her -- he always had a soft spot for the Lillian Gish look. posted 07/02/2008 at 14:00:36

Joining GOP's Bold March Backwards, Bobby Jindal and Louisiana Democrats Pass "Stealth Creationism" Education Bill

Thou hast mis-spelled my favourite topic in all natural philosphy: phlogistOn.

-- Theodoric of York posted 06/27/2008 at 21:32:23

7 Days: Is The Election Over, Economically Speaking? w/ Bernstein, Huffington, Reagan & Green

You say "It's John McCain's misfortune to inherit a weak economy". Thankfully, he is merely plumping the pillows as the relatives gather.

It would be better to say that Cheney and Bush will bequeath a nightmare to the eventual executor and the legatees. posted 06/16/2008 at 10:45:08

Obama and Soft Power (II)

Remind the Rambo coalition of the first part of "speak softly and carry a big stick".
Another term that comes to mind is "setting a good example". In another thread here, someone mentioned the Golden Rule, which sums up the whole idea very well.

The word "soft" enrages the Rambo types, so call it "strong, silent power". posted 06/16/2008 at 08:25:48

Wonder Woman Lynda Carter Finds Body In The Potomac

So who came up with the look first --- the polygamists or Elaine on Seinfeld? posted 06/07/2008 at 20:17:29

Karl Rove and Katrina

Perhaps T-Blossom was planning Shrubya's "triumphant" entry into N.O., leading the military convoy carrying personnel and supplies to address the catastrophe. Of course, this was three days later, which allowed plenty of time to pick camera angles, and a street with just enough water for dramatic effect as the trucks drove through. This fits in with credible reports of supplies being turned away, even while people sat mired in filth at the Convention Center and SuperDome. posted 06/07/2008 at 08:32:38

McCain Rips Off Obama's Slogan And Logo

It's easy to forget that the 'Publican color used to blue (as in blue-blood). It was Queen Nancy who proclaimed red as the "new blue" -- she considered it her signature color.
As additional benefits, it went well with St. Ronnie's rouged-up cheeks,
and is the ideal color for the party of 'Publicans and Harlots. posted 06/07/2008 at 20:41:27

A McCain Moment: Do You Want Four More Years of This?

Lady-in-waiting! That's great! posted 03/25/2008 at 10:46:59

Bush Hugs The Easter Bunny During The Annual White House Egg Roll

Why is he dressed like an undertaker? posted 03/25/2008 at 10:57:36

As Iraq Toll Hits 4000 -- Bush Sees a "Comma"

I cannot look at G. Wanker's picture for long before my mind rebels, and his eyes and nostrils blur into little commas, apostrophes, or single quotes lying on their sides. ("Lazy" is the all-too-appropriate term from the blazonry of cattle branding.) The simian lips become one big, drooping lazy parenthesis.

As I look at the main post, there is an ad illustrating this perfectly. posted 03/22/2008 at 21:16:08

Happy Purim, Mr. President?

And wouldn't anyone actively relying on the Bible-thumper vote want to give the impression of knowing what's actually in the Bible? The book of Esther is a good place to start, since there is just one "story" in it, and a well-told one at that. posted 03/21/2008 at 14:43:22

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