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Almost Famous writer, provocateur, and pirate of good ideas, and a lapsed Unitarian. Actually, I make a living doing computer graphics and geeky things -- but that hardly explains where the problem started. You may know me, however, by my famous quotes;
If I were on drugs, I'd be normal (in response during the 1980's to all the people who asked me either to join them in a toke, or if I were on drugs -- apparently, I was the first person to realize that normal wasn't a good spiritual goal).
If a married man stands in the woods, and his wife is not there to hear him -- is he still wrong? (Yes, me and a buddy actually came up with this).
Religion may be a lubricant but, understanding is a glue.
To truly understand the Universe, you must first realize that we have not yet arrived at the punch line, and we should do our best to be entertaining as long as possible so that it never arrives.
Politics:
If it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, then must be a tin-foil-hat liberal duck conspiracy.
Dogs can't see color, and apparently NeoCons can't see reason. This is why, it's best to train both by swatting them on the nose.
Is it possible to have something so screwed up, that Bush cannot make it worse? And, in that train of thought, could God make a stone so large, that Bush could not also screw it up?
