WhattaMook

Master explorer and former US Navy Pilot Duke McClain (Matt McCainahee ) and his wisecracking buddy Barney O'Bama (William H. Macy) go on the adventure of a lifetime of seeking out a lost Civil War ironclad battleship known as the "Ship of Death" that protects a secret cargo of confederate gold coins lost underneath the sand in a former underground river in the Sahara desert of West Africa. The two adventurers cross paths with a beautiful and brilliant former U.S. first lady Hilarity Clanton (Penny Cruise) who is being hounded by a ruthless dictator, Chris Matthews, (played by Keith Olberman). She believes that the hidden treasure may be connected to a larger problem that threatens the world around them. Hunting for a ship that no one else thinks exists, Duke, Barney, and Hilarity (played by Penny Cruise) must rely on their wits and their daring heroics to outsmart dangerous warlords, survive the threatening terrain, save the world from environmental catastrophe, the illustrious three run a gauntlet between a billionaire French industrialist Nick Scorchy,(played by Maurice Chevalier) operating a solar powered waste disposal plant near the Niger River,and a bloodthirsty West African tyrant, Idi Amin. played by Eddie Murphy In the scorching desert, The trio uncovers the truth behind the mystery - the fate of a Civil War ironclad (played by R2D2 ) and survive without a scratch on any of them . Plagiarized from Anthony Pereyra and ripped off from Ronos posted 03/25/2008 at 21:11:56