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Writing fictional account of fractional president.
Bio
2000:
~Accuse opponent in primaries of having an illegitimate child born out of tryst with prostitute.
~Conspire with brother and that crazy eye makeup girlfriend of his to rig election.
~Conspire with SCOTUS to "win" election.
2001:
~Scrap Clinton's plan to retaliate for Cole bombing.
~Institute tax cut for the have-mores thus dooming the economic well-being of America.
~Take time out from weeding in back yard to blow-off CIA threat assessment.
~Finish weeding.
~Finish reading "The Pet Goat" (upside down), while 911 attacks are underway.
~Fly off to secure location, while Dick does nothing in his secure location.
~Attack Afghanistan...for a few months, then withdraw needed forces to prepare for Iraq War, just when bin Laden is surrounded.
2002:
~Go on campaign blitz for the need to attack Iraq.
~Send out Dick, Condi, Card etc. with talking points. "Mushroom cloud!!"
2003:
~Lie to Congress and citizens.
~Attack Iraq!!! Why?....We'll think of something.
~Out CIA operative who's specialty is Iran's nuclear threat. We probably won't need her in the future, anyway.
~Let Iraq turn into a quagmire. Rummy seems to know what he's doing.
2004:
~Trigger false terror warnings using DHS to win election.
2005:
~Try to overhaul (bankrupt) Social Security.
~Never mind that!
~Katrina? New Orleans? I was never warned.
2006:
~Wiretaps?! Oh, yeah. So I forgot to tell the Senate, big deal! Did I ever mention Signing Statements?
~Hey! Where'd all the Republicans go?! I can't get nothing done now.
2007:
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2008:
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2009:
~Go out BIG!!
http://thinkprogress.org/2009/05/21/romney-cheney-torture/
