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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Reunite In Miami (PHOTOS)

She can do better. He's a male bimbo, and his arm should be voted off American Idol. posted 05/11/2008 at 10:23:32

Mischa Barton Cries Doctoring About Cellulite Photos

Fair enough- let's see some undoctored ones. posted 05/11/2008 at 10:25:11
The obvious solution to the debate is to appoint a commission (or me) to investigate the matter first-hand. Or both. posted 05/09/2008 at 15:01:02

Gabriel Byrne Tackles Camelot

I'd rather see (and still hope for) the return of In Treatment. posted 05/09/2008 at 15:03:03

American Idol Results: The Forgetful Heartthrob Goes Home

The dude needs to lay off the herb. No spoiler here- we all saw this one coming- this was the easiest one yet.

Next week- Syeesha goes. Oops- sorry, West Coast.... posted 05/08/2008 at 05:01:16

Madonna Makes Out With Girl On Stage (PHOTOS)

Madonna is the master. Instead of the media defining her- she manipulates the media. An old trick- but effective. Nice pics! posted 05/07/2008 at 17:02:08

Robin Williams Talks About His Divorce (VIDEO)

Robin Williams is funny. Even when he misses, he's always interesting and he always gets back on track. He's also very likeable. Why some people actually hate him is beyond me- maybe he's just too quick for you. posted 05/08/2008 at 04:59:04

Star Jones Slams Barbara Walters As An "Adulterer" In The "Sunset Of Her Life;" Barbara "Will Not Dignify" Comment With Response

Let Rosie settle it. Star Jones should not throw stones from where she's at. posted 05/07/2008 at 16:59:23

Rush Limbaugh Calls Latino Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa "A Shoeshine Guy"

He should be replaced by Don Imus. posted 05/06/2008 at 14:26:06

Penn Jillette Makes Hillary "White B*tch" Joke On MSNBC, Joe & Mika Condemn Him

The more I read these blogs, watch TV, check out the campaign ads, etc. the more convinced I am that many people should not vote- most of them Republicans, of course- but if you're a hate-filled, nasty, sexist, racist homophobe, PLEASE SHUT UP AND STAY HOME! posted 05/06/2008 at 14:24:17

Fox Anchor Jodi Applegate Set To Announce Shocking Family Secret ON AIR

So?..... posted 05/06/2008 at 14:14:25

Scarlett Johansson Engaged To Ryan Reynolds

I never heard of him. She- is a goddess. He seems too GQ and metro for her. Whether or not she can sing- she sure can act, and strikes me as a powerfully vibrant, creative spirit. He looks dull. This is a woman whose best work has been with Bill Murray and Woody Allen. Oh, well- guess I'm in mourning... posted 05/05/2008 at 19:08:16

Clay Aiken: "I'm Not Cool"

I could care less about his sexuality, but he does appear to be an arrogant jerk. I have no interest in his music, either. But that applies to most "Idols.." posted 05/06/2008 at 14:17:43

Mischa Barton Snapped Sunbathing In Australia

Thought I'd somehow ended up at TMZ....

It is interesting that cigarettes are sometimes used to lose weight- upping the risk of cellulite is a bad tradeoff, in addition to all the other countless dangers of the drug. How can pot be illegal and not tobacco? posted 05/05/2008 at 13:23:20

Frances Townsend Joins CNN: Latest White House Official To Spin With The Media

I refuse to watch Fox, as I am incapable of doing so for longer than 20 seconds without getting physically ill. I'm afraid CNN is now in the same ballpark. As annoying as Chris Matthews, Tucker, Scarborough, and Buchanan may sometimes get on MSNBC, I'm afraid that they no longer have any competition. Well, there's the Daily Show and American Idol- or just turning the damn tube off from now on. posted 05/04/2008 at 17:55:16

Patrick Swayze Photographed Shopping In California (PICTURES)

This is too sad. I really hope he didn't have to be aware his picture was being snapped as he tried to live his life in peace. What is the benefit of this? To force him indoors, in hiding? I hope the photographer and others responsible for this callousness rot in hell. How do you sleep? posted 05/04/2008 at 13:29:20

Amy Winehouse Won't Finish Recording "Bond" Theme Song

That's really sad. I was looking forward to it- she could be a modern-day Shirley Bassey. posted 05/05/2008 at 13:26:33
She needs long-term inpatient hospitalization. And a miracle to get her into a 12-step program. posted 05/03/2008 at 14:54:10

Fox News: The "Ins And Outs" Of Shaving Your Pubes

Since I was a boy, I always associated hair with maturity and awakening. Hairless meant "too young"- definitely not there yet. Jailbait. Maybe the guys on To Catch a Predator would disagree... Hygiene is definitely important, but I personally don't care for the bald look, particularly one with a 5 o'clock shadow (it's Brillo time!). Or one that reminds me of diaper rash.

For men, I find it totally bizarre and probably narcissistic- think ya look bigger without the bush?

This is another of those odd sociological phenomena, that, along with tattooing and carrying tiny dogs I find utterly incomprehensible. posted 05/03/2008 at 21:17:39

A Point of Clarification

It is obvious that some broadcasters, or "pundits" have an extensive knowledge of world and American history- like Tom Borkaw, for instance. And he appears to be unbiased. There are others, like most of those on Fox, for example, who just have big mouths and a forum. That said, there are those actors who are well-informed and others who are not- the former are as well-qualified to speak out and make a point as, in fact, the rest of us. The trick is- keep your eyes and ears open. posted 05/03/2008 at 16:02:50

John Gibson Mocks Rachel Maddow's Sexuality: "Ooh, Lesbians! Yummy!"

Gibson has a wide stance. posted 05/03/2008 at 14:48:44

"Idol" Slides Away: Loses 1.2 MILLION Viewers From Last Week

Wow! Brooke has an album from 2006- sounds good, but I expect the next one to be much better:

http://brookewhite.com/ posted 05/02/2008 at 18:45:40
Neil Diamond is a great songwriter, as evidenced by his undeniable success. To say otherwise is simply ignorance. The show, however, was boring, and I don't know how many viewers they'll lose by next week, but with Brooke gone, I may be one of them. It's gonna get worse. posted 05/02/2008 at 14:49:57

Barack Obama On Late Show With David Letterman: "Top 10 Surprising Things About Barack Obama"

It's difficult to laugh when you're consumed with cynicism and hatred. Get some therapy, or smoke a joint. Mellow out! Laugh at yourself- that would be the perfect start. posted 05/01/2008 at 19:17:11

"Star Trek" Director Talks Franchise Reinvention

Star Trek was great for many reasons- the stories, concept, characters, of course- but also the irreplaceable cast. The Superman movies with Christopher Reeve were great, of course- but to me, George Reeves is still Superman. Sean Connery IS James Bond- the rest are merely a mix of good and bad films. We know who Kirk and Spock are. New cast? Could be interesting- though if they got Nimoy, they should've gotten, and resurrected Shatner as Kirk. Generations was the worst Star Trek movie ever made- Shatner should never have allowed them to kill Kirk at all, let alone with such a stupid, underwhelmingly dramatic plotline.

Otherwise, they should've been more inventive and gone yet another 100 years or so with an entirely new cast of characters, so that the audience could experience the joy of discovery more than the agony or ecstasy of comparison. Star Trek isn't Star Wars. It's not supposed to be. posted 05/04/2008 at 18:09:25

"American Idol" Elimination: Sobbing Songstress Sent Home

I am totally mystified how you can say that- different strokes for different folks. Brooke moved me more than anyone else with her singing- I loved her wit, her voice could connect with a song, and the right listeners (Carly Simon, Andrew LLoyd Weber, me..).

The saddest song, and moment of the season is Brooke's goodbye. I have little to no interest left in the show from here on. As a musician, I am exhausted and frustrated that I was unable to fully grasp that this wasn't really a talent show- but a popularity contest. "THANK GOD," she says, that Brooke was booted. How nice. How weird. How wrong. posted 05/01/2008 at 03:02:06

American Idol Top 5: Hey, Hey, Paula

Maybe Paula will end up in the bottom three... posted 04/30/2008 at 13:42:58

American Idol Top 5: The Results

If that had been record tracks instead of a TV competition, I'd buy Brooke's and I'd buy David Cook's. DA annoys me, I can't stand his voice, and Jason should go. His worst yet. Carly went because she was extremely over-rated, soulless, and obnoxious. posted 04/30/2008 at 13:36:05

American Idol: Carly Simon Supports Brooke

Well, Carly is right on the mark. She, too would've been voted off the show, considering the mentality, taste, and maturity of the "voters." The level of abuse and animosity on display here is equally as shocking to me as is the musical ignorance. I feel sick to my stomach that Brooke is leaving- but I'm looking forward to her first album. I'll skip the Idol tour, though. posted 04/30/2008 at 23:31:51
Unlike most fans (and judges) of the show, Carly Simon knows musical, and I agree with her totally. Interesting how all the mentors have commented on how they were looking forward to hearing Brooke sing now that she had apparently connected with the song and was able to put it across. To truly appreciate her, you have to download one of her studio recordings from iTunes. It seems she can be a great recording artist, whereas Syeesha id a really good performer who can't sing. posted 04/30/2008 at 13:40:26

Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Hits Market

djg would prefer to watch Pat Boone or Pat Robertson. posted 04/29/2008 at 12:48:18

Roger Clemens And Mindy McCready Had 10-Year Affair, Says Report

She smoked but he didn't inhale. I wonder what role he played in her mental instability and suicide attempts... posted 04/29/2008 at 12:52:55

How The Presidential Candidates Will Look In 4 Years: See Photos

Why did they age Obama the most?

Actually, the other two pics are McCain and Hillary without makeup. posted 04/28/2008 at 15:10:49

Miley Cyrus Bare In Vanity Fair: Tells Fans She's "Embarrassed"

It's sexual exploitation, and I'm surprised her parents in particular would allow this. Poor taste, her handlers and the magazine too share the guilt. If she were not a celebrity and this was merely an art shoot, fine- but what does this suggest to all her young fans? No wonder she herself has already been photographed in provocative positions. Maybe she's got a deal with Dateline NBC to rev up some perverts for their next installment. posted 04/27/2008 at 12:54:01

Fox News Anchors Inhale Helium During Fox And Friends Morning Show: VIDEO

What wusses! What would really be hysterical would be the three of them dropping acid... or maybe they already did... posted 04/28/2008 at 00:49:51

Sunday Roundup

I'm for Obama, but the details are important regarding Hillary's statement: she said it must be said as a deterrent. If Iran were to obtain nuclear weapons and attack Israel (thus obliterating it), then we would retaliate in kind. I thoroughly support that statement. And I'm against "the war." posted 04/27/2008 at 01:01:07

Rush Limbaugh Sings: "I'm Dreaming Of Riots In Denver"

He's just a Big Fat Idiot. posted 04/25/2008 at 21:15:26

Carly Smithson's "American Idol" Elimination Blamed On Song Choice

Ah, yes, the Jesus Card. Now we must decide who to diss next: her, the competition, or the show itself. Or "those Americans" or "those Christians."

I have the sneaky suspicion that Carly won't be back because she simply had less people call on her behalf than the others. No one calls to vote someone off- you vote for "your favorite."

The Red Sea did not part when Carly sang. Of the remaining candidates, the audience didn't "like her best." That's all. No conspiracy- we don't need an investigative commission to get to the bottom of this. posted 04/25/2008 at 21:28:16

Arianna on ABC's 20/20

Stossel devolved from an objective journalist into a right-winged, fanatical, obnoxious idiot who would've been at home alongside Gibson at the ABC debate or on the Fox News team. posted 04/25/2008 at 15:31:09

Tom Cruise Returning To Oprah: First Time Since Couch Jumping

Time for new furniture. posted 04/25/2008 at 15:33:24

Guess The Female Celebrity Tattoo Owners (PICTURES)

Pathetic. "Proudly show them off?!" They look disgusting on even the most beautiful women. They're for trashy bimbos and mongoloid idiots.Their appeal is totally beyond me, it's like enjoying the sound of nails on a blackbird or the taste of cow manure. posted 04/25/2008 at 03:26:46

Rob Patterson, Guitarist, Engaged To Carmen Electra

They used to call them (her) "groupies." Well, Paris Hilton has her "career," she has hers. Now can we stop writing and reading about these bimbos? posted 04/25/2008 at 15:51:58

Jimmy Fallon To Replace Conan O'Brien: Report

They're gonna pay Jimmy Fallon to giggle at his own jokes for an hour? Craig Ferguson is on the brink of stardom. posted 04/24/2008 at 18:00:27

Lorrie Lynch, Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person" Columnist, Hits Back Calling Him A Hypocrite

Keith is great and much needed on the air. I think we're all starting to burn out over this election, even the so-called political junkies. I can't wait till it's over with and Obama and Clinton are in the White House. posted 04/24/2008 at 18:04:35

Megan Fox Named Sexiest Woman In World

I..don't...think...so... posted 04/24/2008 at 17:58:58
Nine tattoos? Send her back to the circus. posted 04/24/2008 at 01:56:03

American Idol Results: The Veteran Goes Home

Considering the state of popular music today, I'm not surprised by idiotic opinions. Carly, quite simply, has a big mouth and no soul. Syeesha is no Melinda (last season)- her performance was charming but her voice is thin, pitchy, and grating. Jason needs to detox with some coffee. The two Davids, I must admit- are talented and "the ones to beat." However, like ALW, I'm a big fan of Brooke's- check out her studio recordings on iTunes, and ignore the stumble (which is not cool at this stage of the competition): she has the most affecting, soulful voice and doesn't need gimmicks, theatrics, or belting to move you (me).

Regarding the tattoos- I don't care how many people have them or where- they are painful to look at, demeaning to the natural artistry of the human body. Self-mutilation, a tacky, decadent expression of phony hipness that in actuality, for most people, is actually a form of conformity. K-Mart chic. posted 04/24/2008 at 11:49:00
I'm closer in age to Webber than little David. Like me, he saw the passion in Brooke's voice, and her talent. Carly's performance was incredibly over-rated. Compare her to Leona Lewis and you'll see what's missing. I personally thought Castro was worse than Syeesha, who still can't sing but put on a nice little show. There are reason's why people have fans. After all, without them, how can you sell anything? I'm glad Brooke had enough (wise) fans to keep her in there another week at least. Neil Diamond should be very interesting- definitely preferable to ALW and Mariah Carey. Question is- will they be doing Neil the Rocker or Vegas Neil? posted 04/24/2008 at 02:06:05

Julianne Moore Goes Sheer In Vogue Paris

She's got it all- and I'll respect her in the morning, too! posted 04/24/2008 at 01:58:32

Real Klassy: Juvenile Attacks on Idol's Easy Targets

Aha, so the bimbo has an ever-growing collection of her own. Sorry, but I find the behavior, this act of self-mutilation (no matter how cute or pretty your birdies, hearts, and flowers are) absolutely idiotic and disgusting. I'll be happy not to see Carly's arm or her husband's face on my TV screen. They may as well be burn victims or lepers. Imagine Michelangelo, da Vinci, even Reubens' reaction to this asinine defacing. The Mona Lisa with a nose ring and an oh-so-cute tat on her neck. I of all people resent conformity, or as Dylan sang, "Everybody wants you to be just like them." I don't want you to see like me, feel like me, be like me. Just get outta my sight- it breaks my heart to see what you've done to yourself. I'm puzzled, too.. how did this happen? How Does it happen?!?... posted 04/24/2008 at 02:17:43

Linda McCartney's Photos, Handpicked By Paul, Go On Display

She was a great photographer, and unfairly maligned. Sure, her vocals sucked, but Paul seems less inspired as a melodist since her passing, despite the good reviews. After his recent marriage and divorce, Paul and Linda look like role models for a true loving marriage. This is what it could really be like, Hollywood (and the rest of us).... posted 04/23/2008 at 15:02:27

American Idol: David Cook's CD Yanked As He Wows With "Phantom" Song (VIDEO)

Shikeze and Carly dazzled with joyous performances- vocally (just listen) not so hot. Cook did hit that one note that surprised me and, in fact, blew my mind. Young David was very good, but who cares? Brooke had been complimented the first time she asked to start over, now she's trashed. Listen to her studio version of this song as well as last week's ("Hero") and tell me she can't sing or doesn't sound fantastic on record. She needs a good coach and the rifht material. Jason should go- one-dimensionally stoned. posted 04/23/2008 at 14:59:16

Julia Roberts: I Don't Wear Deodorant

She don't need it.

Like Paul's "grandfather" in "Hard Day's Night," she's clean- very clean.

(Me, too. Love that soap and water!) posted 04/23/2008 at 15:04:47

American Idol 2008: Fans Eliminate Kristy Lee Cook

Brooke has a voice with the potential to stand out and sell albums. When she goes, I go. Actually, I thought Syeesha and Carly are the most annoying, and should be next. The two Davids are over-rated. A sad commentary on the state of American popular music- particularly the inexplicable popularity of Mariah Carey. Talk about "one-trick pony"- she doesn't sing or write songs- she does gymnastics with her vocal chords and convinces people it's music. Not so... posted 04/17/2008 at 12:33:04

ABC Hosts Heckled After Debate: "The Crowd Is Turning On Me"

Pathetic. ABC has lost all credibility, along with Fox. Whose decision was it to broadcast the inbred illiterate who attacked Obama for not wearing.. a pin? posted 04/17/2008 at 12:42:54

American Idol: Top 7

Listening to Mariah was as much torture as listening to the others trying to sing her "songs." I'll give Cook credit for trying to add some substance, and Brooke for trying to find a melody. I never tire of her voice. Carly has no soul, also equates vocal gymnastics with singing- no, she's not in Carey or Anne Wilson's league as a gymnast. But she's almost as obnoxious as Celine- and the arm hurts the eyes even more than the shrill, shallow screeching does the ears. posted 04/17/2008 at 23:47:05

The Boss Picks A Boss: Bruce Springsteen Endorses Obama

I thought he'd already endorsed, but the timing and reference to the "bitter" scandal makes it so much better. After all, those who were misled into being offended surely know the Boss is no phony. posted 04/16/2008 at 13:35:17

American Idol Top 7: The Results

Brooke- on iTunes, of course!... posted 04/19/2008 at 03:02:09
I too was a bit disappointment in my favorite singer- Brooke. For those who agreed with Simon that there was no beef on her piano buns- check out the studio recording she did of the same song- this time accompanied by guitar. And it sounds so good you'd never know it was a Mariah Carey song. It's beautiful, and I paid for it! She's even better than I thought! I want more! Seriously- go check it out. posted 04/19/2008 at 03:01:10

Keith Richards: I DID Snort My Dad's Ashes

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Who cares? Good for him! Consider the intent- it was more an act of love than sacrilege. posted 04/15/2008 at 19:42:59

Laura Bush To Guest Host "Today" Show

I will mark my calendar to make sure I either sleep through it or watch Good Morning America. I love the Today Show, but cannot stomach this woman (or her husband, brother-in-laws, mother-in-law). Have her co-host a show with Marilyn Quayle and Ann Coulter- I'll record it so that I have it handy in case I ever accidently take an overdose of pills or poison that needs to be brought back up and expelled. posted 04/15/2008 at 13:50:05

Neil Diamond Talks About New Tour And Album

His last album and live performances on AOL Sessions proved that the collaboration with Rubin is the perfect catalyst for his artistic rejuvenation- best stuff he's done since the 60's. Awesone singer, songwriter, guitarist. I can't listen to his Vegas period- but if this album is even better than "12 Songs"- we're in for a real treat. Prepare to be blown away. posted 04/15/2008 at 13:55:45

Yoko Ono Sells Out John Lennon To Creationist Manufactroversy -- UPDATED AND RETRACTION

"Imagine no religion" is apparently the most frightening lyric (to some) Lennon ever wrote. The wimps at Idol skipped that verse. However, as Lennon used to point out- he wasn't saying he was against religion, or especially God- in fact, there is no line "Imagine there's no God." He was saying- "Imagine." Interesting when you think of how much hatred, suffering, and death is due to- not God, not atheism- but religion. posted 04/15/2008 at 19:40:40

26-Year-Old Crystle Stewart Crowned Miss USA

Anorexics as role models? posted 04/12/2008 at 11:54:08

Jesus Idol: Contestants Ask WWJD? I Ask WTF???

There can never be Freedon of Religion unless there's also Freedom From Religion. posted 04/13/2008 at 20:38:29

Heather Mills' New Tirade: Wishes Paul's Three Girlfriends Luck

Lock her up, muzzle her, or send her to Iraq. But Please, keep her out of the media and our lives! posted 04/11/2008 at 12:14:32

American Idol "Shout to the Lord" Controversy and Results

As a Jew, I was puzzled by the sudden performance of this overtly-religious song, and thought for a moment I had accidently hit the remote. Was this an Infomercial on Pat Robertson's network? Also, Simon tells the truth: Ryan can be quite sadistic. posted 04/11/2008 at 18:59:10

"American Idol" Shock As Michael Johns Is Eliminated

The other two should go next- first the tattooed arm and face monsters (the idol and her husband), then the Whitney wannabe (she's gonna drive her to whackin' crack again).... if Cook does more of his "favorite bands" material, he may slip, slide away. Brooke needs a few good songs- she's got everything else. Most frightening- Mariah Carey week is coming. I picked the wrong decade to quit drinking.... posted 04/11/2008 at 00:45:41

McCain Does The View, Faces Behar Railing Against Bush

I want to like McCain- but one thing I know.Unless a democrat gets elected, things will be so much worse we may not survive. posted 04/11/2008 at 00:40:26

Roseanne: I "Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery"

She's satirizing Viagara. It's a joke- "comedy is not pretty." Republicans freak out over this stuff. Very hyper-imaginative, squeamish lot here... posted 04/10/2008 at 13:59:21

Katie Couric Likely To Leave CBS, Says Report; CBS Denies

King is definitely showing his age, but he still gets the job done and frankly, I 'd rather watch him at that particular desk than someone else. It was incredibly obvious to me in the very beginning that, like Barbara Walters, Katie Couic was not a good fit as a news-reading anchor. She blew it, leaving Today. I don't think the Larry King show would be right for her, either. If she can't go back to Today, she should do a similar format, say, in the evening... Katie and Dick Gregory's "This Evening?"...... posted 04/10/2008 at 13:54:00

"Monk" Actor Stanley Kamel Found Dead

I never miss an episode of Monk, and Mr. Kamel was not only great, but perfect for the part he played on it. It's a testement to how good an actor he was that we will be so sorely missed- you really liked this guy- I'd pay him to listen to me, too. posted 04/09/2008 at 23:41:56

Jon Stewart Awards Obama "Dick Move of the Week"

I can't stand it anymore- most American-born citizens can't spell, don't read, but insist upon writing- and people are panicking about immigration? If English is to be the National language, then I wish all you spelling-challenged lazy-butts would learn the difference between "your" and "you're." It's a credibility problem. I knew the difference in third- freakin' grade! posted 04/10/2008 at 13:44:20

Chelsea Clinton Asked About Monica Lewinsky Yet Again

Everytime this comes up I feel more respect, not sympathy, for Chelsea. I believe those who ask the question are either looking to rattle her or get their own 15 minutes of fame- they're not trying to ask so-called "legitimite questions" for an honest answer. The question is unnecessary, and though Chelsea is an adult, so, hopefully, are most of us. It's bad enough the media is sensationalistic, tacky, rude, and virtually obscene. I love the way Chelsea handles herself even though I'm voting for Obama. posted 04/09/2008 at 13:46:28

American Idol Top 8: "Dream Rainbows and Believe in Striving"

If you think Lou Reed is not an artist because "he can't sing," then I hope you enjoy your next cruise ship vacation. Simon, who I usually agree with, unless he's being overly nice, has also said he'd rather listen to Kelly Clarkson than Bob Dylan. Kelly Clarkson can sing. She even recorded a couple of decent songs. Bob Dylan would've been given the hook on Idol, and I'll take him over each and every one of them from the beginning of the series till the end. posted 04/09/2008 at 23:57:34

Comedian Booted From "Dancing With The Stars"

I've always hated him and it's a shame Juliannne got stuck with him. She is absolutely delicious. posted 04/09/2008 at 13:52:22

Rosie Returns To TV, Talks About Elisabeth, Hillary, Obama, And Why She Gave Up Beer

Interesting that Rosie and her detractors, including Donald Trump, all share the same characteristics they despise in each other- loud, obnoxious, nasty, cruel, not beautiful, incredibly opinionated, in your face. Shaddup already and ignore her if you hate her so much. posted 04/09/2008 at 23:37:39

Rosie O'Donnell Reveals Graffitied Emmy Awards

I liked her on the View, was amazed how she inspired Trump to reveal and hang himself- except for her 911 conspiracy theories, I usually agreed with her politics. But, please, put on some makeup and stop appearing with that shmatta on your head- I can't watch or listen. Show some self-respect, Ro- I'm a guy but I'd shower, shave, and dress before I videotaped myself. OK- not necessarily shave... posted 04/09/2008 at 13:56:21

Star Wins 'Whiter Shade of Pale' Appeal

I think Bach deserves some money, too... posted 04/04/2008 at 13:54:30

Tom Brokaw: Evening News Today Is "A Struggle"

Brokaw is being too kind. He should ignore people like Joe Scarborough, who's called him "old-fashioned," as in.. "old." We need more of Tom and less of Joe. posted 04/04/2008 at 13:51:28

Roger Ebert Promises Return To Movie Reviewing This Month

Whether you agreed with Siskel, Ebert, both, or neither, you'd have a good sense from watching that show whether or not to go see a movie. And watching them argue, I couldn't help but imagine how much they had in common and therefore must've respected about each other- their absolute love and passion for the movies. Roger has continued with his passion ever since, and if we can't watch him on TV (which I sorely miss), we can still read his still-brilliant thoughts and observations. Thank you, Roger Ebert, and wishing you good health and many more years At The Movies. As always- "two thumbs up!" posted 04/02/2008 at 01:59:27

Leno Counts How Many Times Obama Touched Himself On "The View"

I also thought it odd that Leno would make Jodie Foster touch a flesh-colored snake, remarking how "smooth" it was... I thought I'd be the first to call him "the George W. Bush of comedy," but someone just beat me to it. And, by the way, if you think "Letterman is disgusting," I think you've got your own problems. Letterman and Conan are great comedians who do their jobs very well, though, yes- no one alive is in the same league as Johnny Carson. posted 04/01/2008 at 14:13:28

Paul McCartney And Nancy Shevell Photographed In Antigua

My feelings exactly- leave them alone, and get a life of your own. posted 04/01/2008 at 03:30:29

Trusting Teenage Girls: What America Can Learn from HBO's Dr. Paul Weston

I became completely mesmerized by and addicted to this show, and hope it returns. The acting alone was incredible- along with the stories, way beyond typical TV fare. HBO's got this- NBC has.. Donald Trump? posted 04/02/2008 at 22:54:23

Cancer Expert: Cell Phones More Dangerous Than Smoking Or Asbestos

Cigarettes have been around a lot longer than cell phones. Of course, these rumors have existed for years, always denied, never proven. Now we're supposed to worry about cell phones after all. How about telephone lines, clock radios, electric shavers and blankets? And, last but not least- stress! posted 04/01/2008 at 03:34:49

Heather Mills Employed: Signs On As Beauty Pageant Judge

I guess the Mills- Spitzer hookup didn't work out...

Aren't her 15 minutes up? Long, long time ago, actually...

I hope she gets booed out of the public eye, because I'm sick of seeing her there. She makes me feel more ill than Paris Hilton, if that's possible.. posted 03/31/2008 at 13:54:27

Hooked on Hillary

It's like that Dana Carvy (or was it Spinal Tap) parody of an 80's song that ends.. and ends.. and ends yet again. Or is that ends.. starts.. ends.. then starts again?....

In any case. can we go home now? posted 03/31/2008 at 00:58:28

Bill Maher's Hillary Clinton Monologue: "Get Elected Or Lie Trying"

"9/11 was an inside job," racism doesn't exist, and most Americans are qualified to vote. Especially You.

Right... posted 03/29/2008 at 19:37:48

Dear Kate Hudson: Please Stop Wearing Wigs

As Peggy Lee said, "Is that all there is?"

She got paid to write about Kate Hudson, "A actress," and her wigs?

Even worse- these are her thoughts and inspiration?....

Do we care? We don't, do we? Do we?....

Back to the boob tube.... posted 03/28/2008 at 21:35:20

Barack Obama On "The View": Barbara Says, "You're Very Sexy!"

I'd rather vote for Obama's lies than anyone else's lies- there's no way around it, it's unavoidable. His lies are the most harmless and least significant. His truths qualify him to be the next great president. posted 03/28/2008 at 21:25:39

Jessica Lange Denies Plastic Surgery Speculation

Oh, no- it's the Joan Rivers- Catwoman look! Less sexy than aging gracefully, I'm sure.. posted 03/28/2008 at 13:26:37

America Idol: Top Ten

He stole another band's "bold" and "creative" arrangement of "DayTripper," also. If he's gonna be presented as the creative, unique one- shouldn't he come up with a few ideas by himself? Otherwise, that balloon seems mightily deflated by now.

Hilarious article- I think Carly should tattoo the whole damn phone book (unless it's already on The Phantom of the Opera, her boy friend's, face) on her left arm and sing it so Paula could say- "See! I told you so!".....

One more thing. MJ may be stranger than fiction, but he didn't interpret or reinterpret "Billie Jean"- he Created it and it's still the damn best, most original, powerful version of the song out there... Kids! posted 03/27/2008 at 01:00:34

Elizabeth Banks Cast As Laura Bush In Oliver Stone Movie

How 'bout Will Ferrell? posted 03/26/2008 at 18:46:21

Lewinsky Questioner: I Was Surprised By Chelsea's Response

BS. Chelsea for president. She didn't deserve the question, and handled it perfectly. posted 03/26/2008 at 20:57:21

Jared Leto And Lindsay Lohan's Film On Lennon's Assassin Gets One Star

Wrong- DeNiro gained weight for Raging Bull- watch the movie.

As for any and all movies, TV shows, books, etc. about John Lennon's killer- I will not dignify their existence. One, the killer does not deserve the fame he craves. Two- much, much too painful. posted 03/26/2008 at 01:18:10

Chelsea Clinton Has Quick Response For Lewinsky Question

The person who asked that question was not a "McCain, Obama, or even Hillary Supporter." That person is, quite simply, an "idiot." posted 03/26/2008 at 01:12:39

Priscilla Presley Treated By Phony Cosmetic Doctor

Those lips.. sort of got a bit of a Cubist/Picasso vibe. She could've grown old gracefully and still been a babe, C'mon, guys- don't let the ladies do this to themselves. Stop making fun of the aging process- who's fooling who? Joan Rivers Should look like an 80-year-old Jewish mother; her biggest talent used to be that she was being herself! Please- no more botox, no more lip jobs- tattoo removals are highly recommended, however. posted 03/25/2008 at 02:02:29

James Carville on Gov. Richardson's Endorsement of Barack Obama

Reading these comments and dialogues on a continuous basis has convinced me that our politicians and government truly are reflections of the constituents: close-minded, partisan, nasty, far-sighted, simple-minded, war-like, divisive, and fearful. We get what we deserve. We achieve what we expect. posted 03/23/2008 at 01:41:35

Kate Beckinsale Would Rather Eat Vagina Than Sushi

I saw her on Letterman. Very deadpan- I think she fancies herself as a comedian. More misses than hits. posted 03/21/2008 at 15:10:46

Meet Keith Olbermann's Girlfriend, New York's Newest TV Reporter

What? News guys (or girls) can't have groupies? Ask Maureen Dowd about some of the ladies' escapades. Hey, if you're on TV, you're gettin' it! (And not necessarily from your spouse.) posted 03/21/2008 at 15:03:14