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Haikuman fights modern indifference 5 syllables at a time, then 7, then 5 more.
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One spring day, while insufferably irritable blogger "-name redacted-" was out looking at cherry blossoms, he was bitten by a radioactive duck. Suddenly he had the observational powers of all persons (male, female, other) in all of known literature. Now when confronted with insipid journalism and inarticulate bloggers, he is apt to transform into his secret alter-ego, Haikuman.
When the flow of uncomprehending, angry blogposts upsets his inner balance... out from behind a pile of unread, bad poetry anthologies springs HAIKU MAN to guide us all to a more profound understanding of the day's trivialities.
(This offer void in Tennessee.)
