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Two Top Columnists Question Obama's DNA and "Full-blooded" Americanism

I hate to be the one to once again prove Godwin's law, but the thing that troubled me about these columns is the subtext of all this "full-blooded" nonsense. Seems remniscent of the proaganda employed by a certain political party in Germany that rose to power in the last century. Insinuating that a person, or a group of people, is somehow not "pure" enough - deeply sinister. It repulses me that these columns found their way into these huge media outlets and that there has been no immediate, wide-spread backlash. posted 05/19/2008 at 12:46:18
The motto of Noonan and her ilk - the corporate media: "I will provide a propagandistic casus belli. Its credibility doesn't matter. The victor will not be asked whether he told the truth."[ posted 05/19/2008 at 12:36:25

A Personality Test For Your Cat

I make my cat, Minky, wear clothes. She hates it but she looks soooo cute. She gets mad, but I had her declawed so there's little she can do about it. I also modified a gas powered RC truck that I can put her in to take on walks. It's simple. Just get a truck big enough that you can fasten a leather bag to the bed with a drawstring top so her head can stick out. Sometimes it tips over when she lurches around - traffic and people and dogs startle her. Anway, it's fun and we get a lot of looks. She has a hat with driving goggles. posted 05/15/2008 at 14:53:18

"American Idol": And Then There Were Two

Archuleta is a fetal-alcohol muppet baby. He couldn't sing his way out of a wet paper bag. I declare Brooke the winner. posted 05/15/2008 at 11:21:11

Politico's Roger Simon Rewrites Own History To Fluff McCain

fix your headline. I can reWRITE it for you if need be. posted 05/14/2008 at 15:49:10

"American Idol" Finalist David Archuleta's Dad Banned From Rehearsals

I just read on the Smoking Gun.com that it has been confirmed that there is corn in his stool!! Ayudame! the third of the four horsemen! "he will come as gold enveloped in brown and drop from the sky into the vortex that will swirl below..." It has already been written!!!!

I hope you are ready. All of you. Judgment day has arrived. On the bright side, they have Idol in hell. Where do you think the concept was spawned? posted 05/13/2008 at 12:40:56

Obama's Vice President: Who Will It Be? (POLL)

and he recently passed away. posted 05/09/2008 at 17:48:50

Bill Clinton's Angry Confrontation With Voter (VIDEO)

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. posted 05/09/2008 at 10:38:07

Halfway, Pleased

It's O.K., Curt. You're not from around here. If it makes you feel any better, I read it.... Well, part of it.

Also, if you need someone to live with you and take care of your books, do your makeup,handle your Swiss investments and help you with career "advise," drop AgentLady007 a line. You can find her here on HuffPO. She's done good things for a lot of very famous men in Hollywood. Good luck. posted 05/09/2008 at 10:23:26

Why Women Gladly Date Ugly Men (And Probably Even Prefer Them)

i am attracted to healthy, happy women. I have a great wife that fits the profile. I think she's the most beautiful creature on the planet. The first thing that caught my eye about her was her long healthy hair and long, flexible limbs - she's a hell of a dancer, from there it was merely a matter of chemistry. A person has to "taste" and "smell" right to you or the relationship is doomed. As it turned out, she tasted fantastic. Meow. Who loves ya, baby! posted 05/15/2008 at 10:34:50

Amy Winehouse Arrested - Again

LEAVE BRittney ALONE! seriously, why is everyone so harsh on her. If she wants to do drugs that's her business. You have to admit, drugs are pretty awesome, especially when not taken in moderation and in full view of the public. Sparkle and Fade, Amy. posted 05/09/2008 at 10:17:18

Robin Williams Talks About His Divorce (VIDEO)

oh agentlady007, you seem like a very real person. I like you. I like the way you write too. "A hulk performance" indeed! Incredible! You are the "shrinking woman". Get it?

Also, Robin Williams gave my sister herpes in the late 80's. Funny, huh? He's so spontaneous. posted 05/08/2008 at 12:17:31

American Idol Top 4: Jason's Last Bow

Am I the only person in the room who cannot stand David Arugula? The guy looks like a fetal alcohol baby and has no soul whatsoever. Can't really stand any of the remaining idols. Screw 'em, I'm going home. posted 05/07/2008 at 09:53:13

Penn Jillette Makes Hillary "White B*tch" Joke On MSNBC, Joe & Mika Condemn Him

The reason that the joke wasn't funny is that it lacked any element of surprise. April really is White Bitch month. posted 05/06/2008 at 12:08:46

Olbermann Slams Clinton Camp: Timeline Of Moving Goalposts

Check with Bill3rdTerm. Him eloquent. posted 05/06/2008 at 15:55:42
"accept" prey tale, what part of him attack weren't true, their Bil3rdterm?

Btw, I envy you're skill of with words, grammor and punkshuashun. posted 05/06/2008 at 15:54:32

Fox Anchor Jodi Applegate Set To Announce Shocking Family Secret ON AIR

I'm going to release an even bigger bombshell about myself tomorrow right here on HuffPo! posted 05/06/2008 at 12:04:39

That vs. Who: The Politics of Linguistics

I wanted to be the first person that gotta comment on you're interest-full argument about who rather then that and when they should be utilized. I'm in community college and my english professor, WHO will remain nameless (Dr. Sorenstein - sorry Prof! HA!) never even grades any of we students on any of this stuff. He says he wants to be prescriptive not descriptive, whatever that means. Their needs to be more of a foucus on grammer in American Schools. Its kind of dispicible how badly its gotten. Its like they dont care about there kids education. posted 05/06/2008 at 15:27:08

"Sex And The City" Movie Reviews: A Spoiler-Free Look At What They Say

I expect it will be fantastic, my little sweeties! Fabulous (try saying it in a sing-song voice. It's FUN!) will barely begin to cover it. I can't wait for the clever banter to ensue between these thoughtful, intelligent women. You know, It's just nice to see a movie about women who aren't completely absorbed in the minutae of their own lives/self-images/insecurities/appearances, etc. These are some competent, self-aware, gals!

One thing, though, I hope that they don't drop the Doogie Howser ending, like on the show! It always helped me get my head around the "moral" of the story! I'll tell you another thing, just between us girls, that Samantha is going to put the "oral" back in "moral"! I know that the girls in my bible-study class would not approve, but these ladies... what more can I say? FABULOUS! posted 05/06/2008 at 11:50:17

Clay Aiken: "I'm Not Cool"

Well, I see I missed this one. I think I would have preferred the slightly more ironic "No shit?" posted 05/06/2008 at 15:48:27

Lindsay Lohan Gets A Job

urinedangerm, be quiet. She looks great - not old. I bet her skin feels tighter than a wet suit. Quit hating on the young lady. Redheads are on their way to extinction anyway. posted 05/06/2008 at 15:45:46
OMG, Indeed, Anglefan, omg, indeed. Truer words were never spoken. "but is she lonely?" we may never know. Maybe she longs for the love of an attractive man, like the many I have seen on MillMatch.....com. I have seen many attractive photos there. Alas, we will never know...or will we? Thanks for the thought provoking comment.

Alos, may I just say OMFG! Can you even imagine? That photo is not work safe for me. I'm considering shutting my door and pulling my file cabinet in front of it. posted 05/06/2008 at 15:42:33

Nearly Scraping Death in Birmingham, AL

when is Josh coming to Little Rock? Where is he playing? posted 05/05/2008 at 11:29:58

Carville: If Hillary Gave Obama "One Of Her Cojones, They'd Both Have Two"

WHo is this? Is this O'Reilly? You know, if you read Obama's speech that he did not "unoquivocally support" Rev. Wright. Quit lying. If to "not disown" meant to "unoquivocally support," then you would be correct.

Since no disown doesn't mean unoquivocally support, I can only conclude that you have an agenda or that you are an idiot. Either is pretty damning to the credibility of your comment. posted 05/06/2008 at 14:39:10

John Gibson Mocks Rachel Maddow's Sexuality: "Ooh, Lesbians! Yummy!"

TO YOU WAVYDAVY AND TO MISS THESI MULACRA (what kind of name is Thesi, anyway? Greek?) Anyways, I'm just trying to give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he finds the whole lifestyle to be a delicious alternative like, I don't know, a creamy banana split, with hot custard but no banana? She's the one choosing to engage in illegal behavior. posted 05/06/2008 at 15:01:00
I didn't listen to the clip, but how do you know that this wasn't just meant as a term of endearment. Yummy is good, right. You people just want to jump on everything and assume the worst. I guess, if he had played: "oooh, lesbians, yucky" everyone would be mad at him about that too! posted 05/06/2008 at 11:59:56

Nightline: Important Questions In the Black Community Aren't "Real"

African American population of USA 12% - In Indiana, less than 9%. I think David is overreacting here, but I certainly think that the maroons at ABC could have phrased that one more respectfully posted 05/01/2008 at 11:57:23

"American Idol" Elimination: Sobbing Songstress Sent Home

I miss her already. I had predicted from her first audition in Philly that she would win the whole thing. I agree, she has great texture in her voice for the right kind of song. She's not going to run the scales with Syesha, but frankly, I can't stand that style of singing. I'm considering becoming her stalker. I call dibs. posted 05/01/2008 at 10:15:14

Laura Bush Hosts Today Show: Asked About The President's Dancing Skills

good stuff. "clown-fazed zombie" excellent posted 04/22/2008 at 15:50:16
Couldn't have cared less about the people he stained or my upholstery. What an a-hole! He was an okay dancer, though, as I recall. I was pretty f'd up myself. posted 04/22/2008 at 15:26:30
When George (Lips) and I were classmates at Yale, he invited me out drinking one night to a blues club in the square. I drove. Even then he was notorious for putting his passengers life's at risk when he drank and drove. Anyway, he got so drunk that he crapped his pants. Not knowing, or caring, I guess, he continued to dance all night long, soiling the white dress of a girl he had met and leaving wet imprints all over the bar stools in the place. His pants were dark so it wasn't that visible. Throughout the night you could catch him dancing with young women. He did the bump with people that had no idea who he was or that he was carrying a load in his pants. The place was pretty gritty and smoky and the smoke masked the scent for a while, though I remember that occasionally you could see a look of recognition cross the face of someone who had caught a whiff. George seemed to love it when that happened. His smirk was in full furl. He was able to pass off the blame or misdirect the suspicion so easily. But as the evening waned and the place emptied out, you could really smell the carnage of what he had wrought. We stumbled out of the place and he laughed as he plopped down without a care in my Triumph convertible on the way back to campus. posted 04/22/2008 at 15:16:33

Straight Talk? You Decide

You are against rationale discourse and researching facts before making ad hominem attacks on others? You are for criticizing people and ideas that you know nothing about? You are, Perry White? Really? You're THAT facile little puke? O.K. Just checking. Carry on. posted 04/22/2008 at 16:38:17

Miley Cyrus Bra-Flashing Pictures Hit Web

OMFG! I am hysterical up in here! PEOPLE! We have got to start a petition right now to stop this before it's too late. We cannot let her become a victim like Brit! Please! Do not make light of this or poke fun at this young woman. She is in serious jeopardy and we must act YESTERDAY! I"m serious people, I'm about to lose my sh#t over here! I can't believe I just used part of that word and OMG I already said OMFG! See? See what happens? We can't let this happen to Miley. Please please please people, call your friends and talk to their kids. Let them know that this was a mistake and get them to write to Miley to tell he that they love her and that this kind of stuff scares them because they are NOT ready for IT yet. Then tell them to write more letters to her father and the record company and anyone that will listen. We have to react and react fast! Right now, whenever your reading this! I don't EVEN CARE! Go, WAKE them up! What...? It's a look-a-like? Oh, well ..... Still people the letter thing's not a bad idea. An ounce of prevention and all that. posted 04/22/2008 at 16:51:32

Michael Moore Endorses Obama, Calls Clinton Tactics "Disgusting"

Did you ever think the terrists is usin' reverse pyschology? heh? I bets that they want us'n ta think they's supportin' Osama BIn Barrack, jes so that we'll vote for John W. McCain. Cause they want to keep things all stirred up over there in the middle east. They get more money thataway and more recruits, and more crazy's to chose from. THen again, maybe they're usin reverse, reverse or even reverse, reverse, reverse... It makes my head swim. I gotta put my vote for McCain, though. He's a straight shootin maverick that always sticks by his guns or so I've heard. Osama Baracki might love our country now, but he used to work for Madrassa in Iran building suicide bomber vests. I don't know if I can trust him. posted 04/21/2008 at 14:39:34

White Men

I'm sure I don't know what you mean, oilcan93. < wink > < 0 > posted 04/21/2008 at 17:13:41
I couldn't agree More, Ms. Ephron. Sound analysis. So many have turned to broad-brush, race/gender/class assumptions when analyzing the voting patters of different groups. It"s clear from your analysis what"s actually going on " particularly how your dating life provides empirical data. White men have smaller penises on average than black men. Hint.... that's why they hate them. They also are afraid that women will laugh at their penis size and go for the black me (white women are size queens), so the white men try to keep the women down. Black men, because of their large penises have less ego vulnerability. Though, because of the extra muscle in their legs, they can't swim. (There are some wussy white guys that feel guilt about the history of blacks (but these are a statistically insignificant number and nor real men) When you consider all these facts and, if you're Asian, place them in an algebraic formula, it's clear that this race will boil down to whether "jungle fever" and "white guilt" can carry the day over white-male penis envy. Thank you for the excellent post. (Note to self, has there ever been a president that couldn"t swim? How will this play into the equation? Call Asian friend) posted 04/21/2008 at 16:13:31

Akon's History Of Prison And Arrests Revealed As A Fake Marketing Tool

Ya'll be a bunch a busters. Akon got detention a buncha times up in high school. He didn't turn in his assignments on time neither. He be hard. I heard him tell the hall monitor to step off an shit. He had a gun too, yo. It was an air rifle, but that thing could break the skin. It could make a nasty flesh wound, yo. posted 04/18/2008 at 10:06:18

Horton Hears a Racist

Hello, Mr. Language Police here:

"If we allow sexism, ageism, homophobia, religious intolerance, than racism can only flourish as well."

See if you can pick out the grammatical error. posted 04/17/2008 at 11:17:09
well I can certainly see the point lifterus makes about the title of the post. posted 04/17/2008 at 11:15:35

Letter to Hillary: Remember When John McCain Slimed Your Daughter?

Dear Hillary, you keep on keepin on, Thuder Cat. All these haters and busters simply don't understand what it's like to be you. Remember that time at prom in New York, or was it PA? WI? AR? Where the hell are you from again? Anyway, remember when those kids dumped pig's blood on you? And then you burned them all alive in the rec center? Well, this is just like that. These people are figuratively baiting you and then dumping pig's blood all over you. You are compeletly justified in burning them alive. TCB, HRC. posted 04/16/2008 at 14:37:17

A Pollster Takes Me to the Cyber-Woodshed on Colombia and the Drug War: I Respond

HILARIOUS! THE SECRET, INDEED. WELL PLAYED, SIR. posted 04/17/2008 at 10:38:48

Olbermann Blasts O'Reilly For Attacking GE: "You Are More Personally Responsible For The 4,000 Dead Americans In Iraq Than All of America's Corporations Put Together."

I hope this thing cools down soon. Remeber what happened to 'Pac and to Biggie and Rather? Come on, homies, STOP THE VIOLENCE! And to all my lil' shorties at FOX, Wazzzzup!? Stay Fresh, Shorties. Que pasa, ahora, diablos? posted 04/16/2008 at 10:01:53

Jason Beghe, TV And Movie Actor, Films Scientology Rant: "Destructive And A Rip-Off"

Who Cares? I saw his profile on a lunatic fring website for dating stupid/gullible people iliketobelieveinnonsensereligions.com posted 04/15/2008 at 10:03:18

Lieberman: Good Question To Ask If Obama Is A Marxist

Prussian posted 04/15/2008 at 09:53:26

HuffPost Daily Dose Of Cute

It can haz cheezeburger. posted 04/15/2008 at 15:15:26

I Was There: What Obama Really Said About Pennsylvania

Obama was leading McCain in an earlier poll of Florida. That was before Clinton began trying to pull Florida back into the primary game despite the party's own rules, all the while spinning the lie that "Obama wants to silence the voice of Florida's voters." Keep in mind that Obama has not yet even campaigned in Florida and he pulls something like 40 percent. posted 04/14/2008 at 14:34:07
what is felaciate? Do you know? You don't, do you? Are you an idiot? You are, aren't you? That's okay. I'm sure there are good people around you that will look out for you. There are, aren't there? posted 04/14/2008 at 14:25:12

Tina Fey On Pranks, Good Advice ("Wear A Bra") And More

WoW! I say it louder! You are so so "informed" and your criticial skills regarding Ms. Fey's alleged "skills" are so sharp! OMG! It was like a mind-baffloring! I also appreciated your statistics, although I think most adults find it to be a near bore nearly 99.1% of the time. My recent studies confirm this! I'll share. I also agree that people would switch over to MadTV indefinitely too if it weren't for all the funny stuff on SNL> no thanks to Fey, of course. MadTV is chock full of high-brow wit. It makes SNL look like a bunch of teenage-esqueraders. I love the lady with the fake chinese accent. HUMOUR JOKES!

I hope Fey is stripped of all accolades. 30 ROCK is unfunny and the worst thing on TV! It's no Mama's Family or ALF, I can tell you! She absolutely should not be an accolade receiver! OK PUff and Stuff. Thanks again. I think that half the time, I agree with everything you say 99.3% of the time> BFF. posted 04/15/2008 at 10:18:48

Roseanne: I "Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery"

What the hell is wrong with you people? What's so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww about the v-jay? Do you think just cause it's Rosanne it is somehow deformed? Has teeth? C'mon people, you're acting like I don't know what. It's a vagina, for cripes sake!

(I heard it was like a wizard's sleeve) posted 04/10/2008 at 12:55:05

China: Olympic Terrorist Plot Uncovered To Kill Athletes, Journalists, Tourists...

It means whatever you want it to mean, Major.

I gotta say that "your popping field" and "your excellency warren beatty" would be great band names, however posted 04/10/2008 at 12:20:38

McCain Won't Rule Out Pre-Emptive War

I'm understand your sentiment with respect to the comparison to Hitler. I hate it when people resort to the nazi card. I think it illustrates maybe a weak vocabulary or poor rhetorical skill or something. Anyway, I also think the comparison, if you believe that Bush was not acting on misinformation, but was rather propogating misinformation to manipulate public sentiment, is apt. A whole lot of people, maybe more than half the country, have come to the conclusion that the administration wasn't just "misinformed." I think there's ample evidence supporting this conclusion. Time will tell. If I were an odds-maker in Vegas, I'd say the money was even that down the road members of this administration will be indicted and perhaps convicted for their crimes. So, while I can empathize with your reaction to the Hitler comparison, I can certainly understand the revulsion driving the hyperbole. As you know, hyberbole is just a matter of degree, n'est pas. posted 04/10/2008 at 13:49:50

Bush Gets Emotional Tuesday, Talks About Drinking On Wednesday

I know why you take the horses, it's for the horse sh#t you publish here.

I'm not buying the ad hoc excuse for your propoganda. I've seen your posting history. for instance: "For the last reporting period, the CDC recorded about 130,000 accidental deaths in the US. Of those, deaths from firearms is way down the list. Do the math. While you have your calculator out...there are about 30,000 firearm murders in the US annually. Way too many...no question. But that is NOT hundreds of thousands or millions as you claim." While the numbers you bothered to post might be close, the way in which you present them is pure propaganda. For meaningful numbers look here: http://www.cdc.gov/MMWR/preview/mmwrhtml/00046149.htm posted 04/10/2008 at 16:20:25
MERLINJAMES is a liar and horse thief.

I love opposition and don't even mind trolls on sites that look to argue or vent spleen. Ideologues of all stripes are obnoxious but sometimes entertaining. What I can't tolerate, however, is a liar. You, sir are a liar.
Your statitstics are blatant fabrications to support an ideological point of view. When the truth don't work, make something up, eh Merlin? during clinton's years there were approximately 7,000 military deaths, of which around 70 were related to combat/hostile action.

If you would like some truth, you can view government statistics (I can't believe I just wrote that!) here: http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL32492.pdf posted 04/10/2008 at 11:43:39
I love opposition and don't even mind trolls on sites that look to argue or vent spleen. Ideologues of all stripes are obnoxious but sometimes entertaining. What I can't tolerate, however, is a liar. You, sir are a liar.
Your statitstics are blatant fabrications to support an ideological point of view. When the truth don't work, make something up, eh Merlin? during clinton's years there were approximately 7,000 military deaths, of which around 70 were related to combat/hostile action.

If you would like some truth, you can view government statistics (I can't believe I just wrote that!) here: http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL32492.pdf posted 04/10/2008 at 11:42:55

Beijing 2008 and Tibet: The Orwellian Games

Well, if that's the criteria, the games certainly can't be held in the United States of America. posted 04/09/2008 at 17:01:43

Joe Biden On Iraq: Staying Is "Killing Us"

complicit and complacent. Knew what you meant. News types get erections for war. Makes their jobs easier and all that carnage... posted 04/09/2008 at 15:54:15

Pondering the Chick Flick

Women will watch anything, hence the reason they accounted for so much sales. The studios know that they'll get the women to come out for chick movie. The margin's in getting some of the boys too. If you think my comment about women not exercising any discrimination in their movie tastes, explain the existence of soap operas on every network, every day? posted 04/09/2008 at 16:48:00

Comedian Booted From "Dancing With The Stars"

I know Adam and he's a great guy. What you people don't realize is that he plays a character of the pubescentarded manchild slacker. That is not him. Intellectual, sensitive, funny, the way his breaches fit him just so and the light plays off his jet-black hair in the morning. You don't know him. How he's a little embarrassed because he likes his coffee with extra cream and sugar, how he always gives money to homeless people, how he carpools to work. He is super nice to his mom and volunteers at an animal shelter. He's considerate. You're just a bunch of judgers and namesayers. posted 04/09/2008 at 16:35:56

Seniors Who Rock: Video

They're in it for the groupies. What hath thou wrought, viagra!?

If they take requests: "Time the Avenger" posted 04/09/2008 at 10:19:27

Baby With Two Faces Doing Well One Month After Birth

I think they're thinking of naming her Dow. posted 04/09/2008 at 16:27:48

Household Betrayal

Why don't you leave denisjh alone, speakyourmind? Why are you such a bully? You may "speakyourmind" all you want, but when you start criticizing denisjh, a hapless cretin with very few prospects in this life, that's where I draw the line on your freedom of expression. Don't make me pull your card. posted 04/09/2008 at 09:36:42
From the tenor of the comments, it would appear that Rob indeed made the correct choice. The comments 9 out of 10 have already tried and convicted the employee on the basis of Rob's word alone.

Wait, I'm getting word that there's been an arrest at the Lowe residence:
(Live)
Inspector HuffPo: Good work, HuffPo readers. Another evildoer put to bed. I bet FastMovingCloud took no small part in the apprehension and conviction of Ms. Boyce. This collar has FMC's incisive and quick moving stamp all over it. Good work, FMC! Rest easy everyone, nothing to see here. Just another rabble rousing domestic bloodsucker caught in her own web of lies and greed, just like the Lowes said. Sorry for the trouble, Mr. and Mrs. Lowe. Please go back to "entertaining America." I'll take my leave now. Come along, FMC. We have to move on then. posted 04/08/2008 at 12:29:56
What, you don't like my comment? Then YOU MOVE ALONG, FASTMOVINGCLOUD! If I ever catch you reading my comments and not agreeing with them and/or loving them...Well, you'll find out. In the mean time, you move along. THEN MOVE ALONG! By 'then" I mean "now"! Move along NOW! Be like a fast moving cloud and move along.

Critical Praise for Hartkid's Comments on Huffpo:

"He's great! but sometimes I wonder, when he doesn't agree with the editorial policies and decisions of HuffPo if maybe, well, he shouldn't move along then?" MediumSpeedMovingCloud

"Hartkids Comments - Love them or leave them!" George W. Bush

"Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from Hartkid's Comments on HuffPo." Title of Best-selling Book

"Hartkid's criticisms are glib yet dead on. Three big cheers for Hartkid." Getacelbritydomesticjob.com posted 04/08/2008 at 12:15:00
Clearly this is a set up, just like those underage girls in Atlanta and the video etc. Rob is such a pure soul. I've known him for many years and he's a like a savant. Remember Corky from "life goes on"? Well, that's my Robby. He would never even consider an inappropriate relationship with a young woman admirer. Not unless there's video of it. There isn't is there? Call my lawyer. posted 04/08/2008 at 11:26:37
I'm with you Denisjh. I guess maybe Huffpo will let Lowe place an ad for domestic help next. Maybe one of us will get the nod? Have you been to my superwonderful website getacelebritydomesticjob.com? posted 04/08/2008 at 11:14:26

Man Arrested In Polygamy Compound Raid

same old story. if I had a nickel for every doomsday, separatist, sister-wife cult I belonged to before the age of 15.... I used to love me some elders. Moon pies, bible study and discipline - in the reverse order. Lived on 'em. You people wouldn't understand. Throughout my life, I have believed any damn thing I wanted to. posted 04/07/2008 at 14:59:25

How Yoga Strengthens Your Sex Life: Video

Do what? You lost me, NSN. Are you talking about eating ones own butt out? Who would eat their own butt, besides maybe a starving hobo riding the conjunction junction line? I wouldn't. Well, I say that now, but you're right...under dire circumstances, if it was required for survival, etc. posted 04/09/2008 at 09:44:43

Nicolas Cage Wins Apology And Damages From Kathleen Turner

Turner has to take prednizone for a medical condition. After time, not only does it make you look bloated, it also starts to break down the condition of your skin, hair, nails, organs, etc. If you've ever been on it, you can attest to what a horrible drug it is. Unfortunately, for some conditions, it's the only one that controls the symptoms.

Besides, what difference does it make what she looks like, you A-hole. F U> posted 04/04/2008 at 10:21:42

Letter From A Soldier: Answers You Won't Want To Hear

Come on, People! The Surge is working. Can't you feel the tingle? That's how you know. It's science. posted 04/03/2008 at 12:54:39
While collectively we should all choke on our own bile at what we have wrought for the Iraqi people. I agree. Staying serves no purpose. Short of making Iraq the 51st state in the Union and taking up permanent residence, the writing is on the wall. Unfortunately, its scrawled in Sunni and Kurd blood. Bush and the neocons seem determined to provide the punctuation in American blood - A comma, I'm guessing. posted 04/03/2008 at 12:46:44

Jesus for President, a Review for Atheists -- Part 2: God's Story

All the believers that I know refuse to believe that GOD appears to me and talks to me. I have been institutionalized the better part of my life, medicated, given shock therapy. etc. My father has disowned me. He's a minister (i won't mention which church). Through the years, starting when I was very young, GOD would appear to me. At first he appeared as a goat. I was 9. It was 7 days after my 9th birthday. He told me that my path would not be easy because the world was very troubled and that modern leaders, including my father, had misunderstood his message. He appeared many more times after that during my 10th year. He came as a blackbird. He appeared as stone in a mountain stream. Once he appeared in my father's kitchen table. He speaks with a voice that starts as a hum and becomes a powerful vibration. I have recorded faithfully every word he has ever uttered to me. I was in and out of psychiatric hospitals for the next ten years. I am not bitter. GOD told me that all of this would happen. He also told me that I didn't have to listen to him if I chose and he would go away. I PROMISE you, you will not turn your back on HIM if you ever actually hear the call. WIthout being a spoiler, let me just say, HE has starting moving in a palpable way in the world again. posted 04/02/2008 at 10:24:39
I have always assumed that people hung on to christianity for the promise of afer life and whatever security that the notion that life goes on provided them. I have come to believe that maybe we are hard wired for some kind of creation/redemption myth and as long as you get indoctrinated early enough in life, you will at least be susceptible to hanging on to religion well beyond an age when you should probably know better (bout the time you deduce that Santa is really your parents). I have seen with my own friends and family who were well indoctrinated into it. It's almost as if the "language" of faith is imprinted in the brain in such a way that the brain cannot work in another media. I know I'm not being very clear, but I do have an infant son at home that has caused me several sleepless nights consecutively. What about babies? God sure didn't make 'em very good. hahaha. posted 04/02/2008 at 10:15:17

President Bush Booed At Baseball Game

why do youtube videos of Bush get taken down so quickly? posted 03/31/2008 at 09:29:35

Is Wright Right About Racism?

Here Here! Wilson33! It's about time people started speaking plainly about the difference. Trying to hold McCain or others like OUR PRESIDENT accountable for things that there spiritual familiars said would be like trying to hold individual American's responsible for the war in Iraq. What were we supposed to do? Not elect Bush to two terms? Leave the country? Protest? PLEASE! Quit trying to change the subject.. Were we supposed to elect some crazy liberal guy that windsurfed and ate smelly cheese!? Heck no! All these cry babies that think that Obama should not be held responsible for the cherry-picked soundbite culled from thousands of hours of recording of one of the main preachers of a mega church, statement made after an hisotrically traumatizing moment for the American Psyche, are far left loons! Moreover, anyone that thinks that Obama should not also be required to write, "i will not stay a member of a church where any of its people express anti-American ideas or spout angry diatribes about American policies to make a larger point" a thousand... scratch that... a million times is an Eggs Benedict. Hannity and others can be the arbiter of what is considered anti-american or an angry diatribe. Frankly, they are the only ones that can be trusted right now. posted 03/28/2008 at 14:48:07

25% of Anti-Obama Dems Think He's a Muslim

Thanks, Aftershock. It's good to see that there are a few who can still recognized sarcasm. I wonder if we have all become so jaded in this cynical country that we can't recognize it anymore? That being said, that Obama is pretty uppity. That's why I say, "Up with Obama in '08!" We need someone who doesn't pander and pose. I like him just the way he his. Wrights and all. posted 03/28/2008 at 11:29:58
he used words, wednelgee2, he used words. posted 03/28/2008 at 09:50:49
That Obama is just a shifty, clever orator, who uses words, some of them fancy, and flourishes of rhet-o-ric to try to pull the wool (of the black sheep) over our eyes. He is uppity too. He embellishes himself talking about objectively provable stuff that he's done and experienced. Like the time when he landed in Kosovo, I mean, his grandma! Look what he did to her! I heard he put her in a nursing home! I get hysterical when I think about having a, I mean, having him for president. posted 03/28/2008 at 09:46:01
Not only has Hillary Clinton rolled up her sleeves and gotten into trenches, she's put her back into it, applied some much-needed elbow grease, and gone the extra mile. Now, she's not long in the tooth but she's not green either, she's had the experiences to know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em and she will never walk away nor run. She will fight to the last round, until the weight-challenged person sings. Hillary is a trooper and she will slog on, burning the midnight oil, until the battle is won and the flag is raised o'er the ramparts. More to the point, she is a uniter. She is universally loved by everyone on both sides of the aisle. There is no way that anyone from any party would try to launch another investigation into her past dealings. She's squeaky clean and uses good hygeine practices. Did I mention that she has a good sense of humor? No, oh yeah, that's because she is completely devoid of one. Wait, what has Hillary done in her 35 year career again? posted 03/28/2008 at 09:45:01

Obama Uses The "R" Word, Clinton Doesn't

Swoosie1, do you think he's "uppity"? Maybe he should learn to stay in his place? posted 03/28/2008 at 09:29:04

4000 Reasons to Take Responsibility

are you crazy? If we pull out now, how will preserve our long-term interests in Iraq. We need control of the puppet gov't and access to the oil fields. We need permanent bases and long-term contracts. Anything less is not success. When Shrub talks about "victory", what do you think he's talking about? posted 03/27/2008 at 18:07:30

Good Morning, Vietnam!

Word in from GWB, "the fledgling democracy of Iraq is awakening. The most recent unrest in Baghdad is merely a stretch and a yawn. It's a good sign. A sign that the people of Iraq are awakening. It's dawn people." posted 03/27/2008 at 18:01:21

Videos: Jesus Found In The Darnedest Places

It ain't easy being Jesusy. posted 03/27/2008 at 14:17:16

Vacuus Dictum: Words Do Have Meaning But They Also Have a Sell-by Date

oh yeah, compassionate conservative posted 03/26/2008 at 17:09:35
The surge is working.

I listen to my commanders on the ground

If we don't stay the course we will embolden the enemy.

free market (as in the free market found in the coal industry)

environmental protection.

no child left behind (cause the school's been closed and the building boarded up) posted 03/26/2008 at 17:09:11

Robin Williams' Wife Files For Divorce

Robin WIlliams is a chancre on the lip of comedy. Maybe a dark depression is just what he needs to become relevant again. Though I doubt it. He hasn't been funny since, hmmmm... ever. Sorry for the snark attack, but the guy wore out his welcome for me a long time ago. posted 03/26/2008 at 15:42:18

Elizabeth Banks Cast As Laura Bush In Oliver Stone Movie

Banks is not a porn star. She plays one in a Kevin Smith comedy. posted 03/26/2008 at 15:34:42

Don't Call Him Mr. Mom

Don't use lime green font, please. My eyes get strained enough without having to try to read this faint, green hue. gracias. posted 03/26/2008 at 09:44:23

Say Hillary, What About The Religious "Family" You Have Chosen To Be Part Of?

Wny do you assume that Wright's sermons for twenty years were all "hate filled" as you call them? Is there any indication that this sermon - five days after 9/11 when many "men of god" were out lambasting "queers" and abortionists" for causing 9/11 - wasn't just a half-cocked, emotional diatribe?

This whole dust up is nonsense at the core anyway. As another poster put it, until we get rid of the religious test for government service, all politicians will have a charlatan of one sort or another in their closet. We are so hypocritical as a nation to demand that one have faith and then attack them for the unreasonable practice or tenets or even preacher conduct within their respective faiths. Religion is utter nonsense to begin with. posted 03/26/2008 at 09:54:17

Jared Leto And Lindsay Lohan's Film On Lennon's Assassin Gets One Star

Actually, DeNiro set the weight gain bar at 60 pounds to play Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull. You could look it up. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081398/trivia

He didn't have time to gain all the weight needed to play Capone and had to wear some padding. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094226/trivia posted 03/26/2008 at 15:50:21

The Tide Is Turning

These are the same people who some how were able to look at GWB and think that he was honest and compassionate, rather than the sneering, self-absorbed sociopath that he appeared to be to the rest of us. I was utterly astonished when he was elected the first time. When friends remarked that they thought his first State of the Union adress was brilliant, again I was utterly bewildered. You know how some people like wrestling and pop country and think that Sizzler is good food? It's that kind of thing. Just read CraigMM or Reasonable Thought, they subconsciously explain this strange phenomenon every time they post. posted 03/26/2008 at 16:53:52
dude, seriously, go away. I can understand how difficult it would be for a 70 IQ trog to understand the speech, but it seems to me that you are old enough to recognize this failing in your cognitive ability. Surely that recognition counsels you to avoid talking in front of the grown ups about stuff you can't understand. Let me state it in a way you can get: go outside and play, but play nice. No more firecrackers up the butts of any animals. No, not even reptiles. posted 03/26/2008 at 16:37:56
Do you really think that "Race Relations" is the topic of Obama's speech? Time to read it again. To me it is a call to take back our democracy. To look at how race, among other differences, has been used in a calculating and manipulative way to divide and destroy us. It's a call to arms to not by into the MSM's ploys (the "S" stands for "Springer"). Wake up people. I'm so sick of having to explain this stuff to you. It's bad enough that the racists will never get it "'causen them sounds come from a n-word's mouth" but I hold I higher standard for you people on Huffpo. Go back and read the speech line by line and then you can talk with the adults. posted 03/26/2008 at 16:33:32
For the last time, "Whinger's poem" is a fricken' Blondie Paragon's cover circa '79 called "TIde is High" . Dangit! People! posted 03/26/2008 at 16:25:53
That is not the song on the video. That is a song by Blondie. I think it was intended as a joke by a Hillary fan/hater (not sure, frankly). Was your response posted in earnest? Have I become so jaded and sarcastic that I can no longer recognize sarcasm, like so many of the idiots that post on this platform? Ayudame! Dios Mio! posted 03/26/2008 at 16:08:38

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