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Nicolas Cage Wins Apology And Damages From Kathleen Turner

As Mr. Cage put it

I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans--many of whom are children so that they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist.

The court found no evidence of her claims.

Just goes to show that before you label someone a criminal, you better have the facts on your side. posted 04/04/2008 at 16:38:41

Woman Says TSA Forced Piercings Removal

I think they should remove all nipple piercings.

Firstly, you remember Janet Jackson's nipple attire during the superbowl - it caused over 2 million adolescent boys to masturbate. You can't win a war on terror with over 2 million males locked in the bathroom.

Secondly, weapons can easily be disguised as nipple attire. In the movie Austin Powers, some terrorist type babes' nipples turn into machine guns. In Double Agent 73, a womans breast is used as a camera - and it flashed. In the film Wonder Women, a nipple ring was actually a pin for an implanted hand-grenade.

They are just trying to protect our country.

God help us if they ever watch attack of the killer tomatoes... posted 03/28/2008 at 20:56:19

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