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If you don't have the answer, blame Bush. If you think you're going to fail, blame Bush. If you can't help living in the past, blame Bush. If you're a forward thinker, accept the task at hand and fix it.
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Barack Obama goes to a diner (from James Taranto of WSJ):
Waiter: Would you like eggs for breakfast?
Obama: Yes, I most certainly would!
Waiter: How would you like them cooked?
Obama: Hmm, let's see. Bush liked deviled eggs, so that's out. Sunny-side up? No, wait! Scrambled--that way they're cooked through, so the risk of food poisoning is less. Or I could compromise and have them over easy. Then again, there's something to be said for hard-boiled . . . Gosh, this is tough . . .
