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Inspired by people as diverse as Mahatma Gandhi and Geraldine.
Actually boasts a couple o' politicians in her ancestral line but not in the U.S., so fat lotta good it's done in this age of Starbucking and celebrity by proxy.
Favorite pastimes include fingerpainting with condiments, tap dancing in handicapped bathroom stalls (if not otherwise occupied, of course), and donating her spare time and generous spirit to wayward sailors, conducting tours of Seattle.
While not one to suffer fools gladly, she would give you the fake fur frock off her back if you really needed it. And who doesn't really need a fake fur frock?
