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Born in 1952 in Compton, CA
yes, I'm an old white guy whose not exactly "fresh out Compton." My very republican parents we're a little short on money when I was born, we moved a couple years later to Long Beach. I worked in broadcast sports, commercial production and accepted a job in advertising that brought me Texas in '91. Currently semi-retired. My screen name is taken from a character in the Firesign Theater's radio play "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers" (columbia records) My real name is Kelly, named after a friend of my folks that was KIA during WWII - I have many interests there are only two things I hate... people who are intolerant of other cultures... and the Dutch... to paraphrase Michael Caine as Austin Powers' dad
