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The masochistic GOP isn't satisfied with being pummeled in two straight elections -- they want to go for the hat trick, a feat of epic failure that has never been achieved in American politics! Can they pull it off? Today's release of their hilarious "Budget Blueprint" proves that YES THEY CAN!!!
posted Mar 26, 2009 at 20:43:20
Nancy discovers the joy of passing gas since inheriting the seat once occupied by Denny Hastert.
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 22:34:07
Josh was confused. The Japanese Santa seemed totally different from the one back in Buffalo.
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 21:57:39
Little Joey decides he won't be returning for anymore karate lessons.
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 21:51:56
Do you feel lucky, punk?!!
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 21:48:51
"I did not have sex with those ponies."
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 21:40:46
If Obama's plan works the GOP is DOA. The party of no who hopes Obama fails should start praying really hard because if the president succeeds in turning this economy around the next election in 2010 will make the last two GOP disasters seem like a Sunday picnic.
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 21:26:26
Is it...is it...is it...tax cuts for the wealthiest 1%...??? It is?!!! Wow! I really didn't think I had a chance at getting it right!!! Thank you!...Thank you! ...Just a lucky guess I suppose...
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 21:09:57
This is a tough one. Predicting the GOP budget is like saying the sun is sure to rise in the east. OTOH there's always the possibility of a cataclysmic solar event that sends the earth hurtling through space until our planet is captured by the gravitational pull of another sun in some far away distant galaxy.
posted Mar 25, 2009 at 20:14:05
The only Obama that Rush has any chance of beating in a debate is Sasha and even then he'll still have to shout and jump up and down to score any points.
posted Mar 04, 2009 at 16:28:17
Rush is not fit to lead a Narcotics Anoynymous meeting much less a political party -- which means he's the perfect choice to lead Republicans.
posted Mar 04, 2009 at 09:38:31
The GOP is now the Official Party of "Mis" Victim Mentality . As in mistreated, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, misinterpreted, misconstrued and of course misunderstood. The reality is they are the "mis" party because of mistakes, mismanagement, misery, miscreants, misbehavior, miscalculations, misadventures, and other miscellaneous mischief or miscarriages of justice. Oh yeah, and MISsion accomplished too.
posted Jan 14, 2009 at 14:02:31
When Obama goes to Canada will he be the only black person in the country?
posted Jan 10, 2009 at 16:20:32
Was it really just two or three of years ago that Rove and his disciples were predicting a "permanent republican majority"?
posted Jan 07, 2009 at 20:18:02
Bush the First, when he was king, had never seen scanners at grocery check outs. Aristocracy is not like the commoners. They don't do google or go grocery shopping.
posted Jan 04, 2009 at 12:30:44
Spewing hot air is what these clowns do best. Republicans are great backseat drivers, barking directions (wrong of course) and going all road rage on America, but once they get their hands on the wheel we're back in the ditch again. Let 'em talk until they're blue in the face but don't dare let 'em touch the dashboard!
posted Dec 22, 2008 at 08:37:42
Limbaugh is a dinosaur. His time is up.
posted Dec 15, 2008 at 23:04:42
I love Naked Jen. And I would jump at the chance to marry her were she to ask.
posted Dec 14, 2008 at 09:37:30
RUGRAT
posted Dec 12, 2008 at 12:28:45
Rats are people too!
posted Dec 12, 2008 at 10:33:14
I became governor and all I got was this lousy wanted poster.
posted Dec 12, 2008 at 10:16:55
In an effort to prop up his sagging poll numbers Gov Blogajevich is reaching out to the rodent community who he says is being unfairly stigmatized.
posted Dec 12, 2008 at 09:55:00
In this FBI photo Gov Blagojevich is caught leaving a meeting with several prominent Chicago rats. Officials say Blagojevich was taped offering the rodents cheddar cheese and a senate seat in yet another illegal pay-for-play scheme.
posted Dec 12, 2008 at 09:08:23
OK, this is my chance to blend into the crowd and disappear.
posted Dec 11, 2008 at 23:02:39
Hey, rats are valuable things! You don't just give rats away for nuthin'.
posted Dec 11, 2008 at 22:45:41