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Too close and rapidly approaching
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DISCLAIMER - Read his posts at your own peril.
Warning!!! This person is considered unarmed but dangerous. If you see him, quickly feign a painful cramp in your left quadriceps, limp away and contact the local authorities. He has been known to frequent cafes and dark alleys in San Francisco. Clearly delusional, he is often seen vomiting on street corners or talking to fire hydrants. He will attempt to influence your thoughts with incoherent drivel. He changes tone and bibs often. His punctuation is atrocious--does not know proper use of a semicolon.
He posts before bed check.
Don't believe anything he writes; think for yourself.
He may try to convince you that he is the God of an exciting new religion where you can worship lying down--no kneeling! And only 8-day novenas. He does not seek followers but will gladly take donations. Whatever you do, do not give him your spare change, deeds or certificate of deposits!
He has too much time on his hands.
