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Valerie Frankel

Valerie Frankel

Posted: November 16, 2010 11:54 AM

I watched Sarah Palin's Alaska, hoping to indulge in snarky fun, swapping snide comments with my husband. Sure, we chuckled when she said her daughter liked "socialization" with her peers. Yes, my ovaries shriveled when, after Todd Palin caught a salmon for dinner, she said, "He brings home the bacon, as it should be." When teenage Willow's boyfriend was chased out of the girl's bedroom, I was dubious of the effort to protect the second daughter's virtue in the light of what happened with the first.

By the the middle of the program, ridiculing Palin's syntax, diction and ripe makeup lost its joy. I started to feel depressed. This is supposed to be a travel/celeb show, but it came off like an agenda-pushing political ad for the Tea Party. Palin got in comments about immigration (build a fence, like she did to repel a nosy neighbor). She must have said "Mama Grizzlies" five times, even though no actual grizzly bears appeared on the program (brown bears did; perhaps Palin would like to build a fence around them?). The truly nauseating last segment dramatized Sarah overcoming her fear of heights to climb a rock. Would she succeed? Could she dig deep in her Alaskan fortitude, and make it to the top? The suspense was unbearable. TLC has provided yet another show about extra-large Christian families in rural communities, and expects viewers to applaud. They probably will.

Palin can get away with EIGHT HOURS of reality TV about her moxie and reliance because she's not currently holding a political office, nor actively campaigning for one. She has no opponent who could, by law, demand reciprocal exposure, northern or otherwise. Candidates ordinarily have to pay for airtime. Not-yet-running Palin is getting paid for hers. I give her credit for hardly anything, but she deserves props for this. She quit her job as governor, so that she could do a reality TV show (premiering weeks after the midterm elections) to advertise herself and set up her presidential bid in 2012. Mark my words: She'll announce her intentions within six weeks of the finale of Alaska, which will hammer home the Palin narrative of grit, guns and God. Although I adore "What Not to Wear," I might have to stop watching TLC completely.

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I watched Sarah Palin's Alaska, hoping to indulge in snarky fun, swapping snide comments with my husband. Sure, we chuckled when she said her daughter liked "socialization" with her peers. Yes, my ova...
I watched Sarah Palin's Alaska, hoping to indulge in snarky fun, swapping snide comments with my husband. Sure, we chuckled when she said her daughter liked "socialization" with her peers. Yes, my ova...
 
 
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01:02 AM on 11/23/2010
Someone does need to tell this lady that brown bears ARE grizzly bears. And to Sue, down there- I'm sure they would want to tear her limb from limb. They're bears, they have been known to eat people, they would want to tear anyone limb from limb. And they taste SUPER good in spaghetti sauce.
04:20 PM on 11/17/2010
Oops, sorry for the typos in my last 2 emails. It's "wolves" not "wolved" though maybe that can become a new verb when referring to being shot down from a helicopter?

I do wish they had a way to spell check when posting. Any chance, HP that that could be implemented?
04:04 PM on 11/17/2010
Please refer to the following website to read about Palin's real attitude toward Alask'a widlife:
http://www.grizzlybay.org/SarahPalinInfoPage.htm

I found it while researching Birdlady5's comment that grizzly and brown bears are the same thing. She is right in that grizzlies are a subspecies of the genus referred to as "Brown Bears". And I am sure that all brown bears, in fact all bears, if they knew of Palin's anti-wildlife policies implemented and enforced which she was governor of Alaska, would want to tear her limb from limb. I would suggest that we all owe it to Alaska and the wildlife of our country to ensure that this woman and her agenda never gets elected to another political office. It is time for reason, not charm to prevail.
12:36 AM on 11/17/2010
Once again, thanks for everything, Mr. President.
05:58 PM on 11/16/2010
What is it with TLC lately?

Do they not realize that most intelligent people do not watch "reality" shows about ghost hauntings or Alaskan dimwits?

Thank Goodness for the History channel!
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08:20 PM on 11/16/2010
I totally agree. I have TLC blocked on the televisions in my home. All they have on is shows exploiting children (and yes, it is exploitation and should be labeled criminal) and shows exploiting outrageous lifestyles. It's stupid and I think it shows the dumbing down of America. Outrageous behavior is accepted and no one takes responsibility for their actions and expect to live off their outrageous behavior for years. RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!
10:35 AM on 11/18/2010
Yeah, I've completely stopped bothering with TLC at this point.
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05:59 PM on 11/18/2010
I like to know who's learning from the learning channel? And what the heck are they learning?

Must be like Bush's "Clear Sky's Act"... the one that cleared the sky's of birds.
05:52 PM on 11/16/2010
OK - this show was entertaining. Although I cannot stand to hear her voice I did get a kick out of some of the show.
The scenery was beautiful!
I got a kick out of her daughters boyfriend sneaking upstairs with Sarah right there - and she as clueless - but that's nothing new. Also - that she had to call her daughter - who was in the same house - on her cell phone instead of actually speaking to her was kinda funny too cause that's what a "mama grizzly" would do. Way to be observant Sarah!
Also, brown bears and grizzlies are the same thing.
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05:58 PM on 11/16/2010
It was funny I have to admit that.
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06:01 PM on 11/16/2010
It was funny. A laugh riot!
05:43 PM on 11/16/2010
I really think Frankel is confused if she thought the show was "agenda pushing." She brings up the few, short political comments made by Palin during the entire episode. Did Frankel seriously think that a show starring Sarah Palin was going to not have any conservative talk in it? The majority of the show was about Palin spending time with her family. I honestly don't see how fishing and climbing mountains is "agenda pushing" or has anything to do with the tea party.
This is just the kind of article that I expected to be written by someone of the far left. I really like that she thinks everyone cares that she won't be watching. Sorry Sarah, looks like now you only have 4,999,999 viewers for next Sunday.
I also don't like that Frankel put this TV show in the same category as the other shows with "extra-large Christian families in rural communities." Palin only has 5 kids!!!! I guess for a liberal who fears the earths over population that could be considered as "extra-large" but come on! seriously? Plus there weren't really any references to religion in the entire show. no prayer, no Bible reading, and no preaching. I don't even recall Christianity being mentioned.
I shall continue reading Valerie Frankel's articles because I am very entertained by her crazy left wing comments. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.
10:32 PM on 11/16/2010
I think it says something when the folks over at Fox "News" have not-so-great things to say about it.

You betcha!
06:08 PM on 11/17/2010
^^^riiiight? ^^

And sam, I hate to break it to yah bud, but 5 kids IS a large family. The TRUE average american has only 2 kids(2.5 statistically). But her show is agenda pushing no matter which way you really want to look at it. She jokes surely when she says there's no place she'd rather be that there, if thats really the case then theres no need for the whole "Palin 2012" hooplah. Doncha know?
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05:32 PM on 11/16/2010
Unfortunately, these Palins have been brought out into the open by McCain and we will not be rid of them ever, so we must just turn off the tv when they are on or something. This is a sorry fact I know but some how we will all survive.
05:54 PM on 11/16/2010
Damn you John McCain!
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SweetJudith
04:21 PM on 11/16/2010
When will they go away?!? They are just like flies!!!!
03:50 PM on 11/16/2010
TLC? Whats that?
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conservativelady
01:39 PM on 11/16/2010
It's completely not right that Palin can pretend that she is not running for President, while using air-time being paid to air do what is blatent propoganda. This is why there is so much money spent on education, so that people will be literate and recognize things like propoganda so that when they go to the polls, their voting will not be influenced by propoganda that they have been exposed to, but rather from their own reasoning skills based on what they have read. As a person that has been to college, Palin is exploiting what she has learned in a bad way. Rather then being warned about the dangers of propoganda, she is using it to her advantage. Palin isn't stupid, she just doesn't have a consceience. For her, the ends justify the means. As a Christian, I know better, and I know that the ends never justify the means. It is inexcusable for Palin to do what she is. But watch for it to work, she will have a very good chance of getting the nomination. Why? Because all the odds are being stacked in her favor. This has nothing to do with upholding the constitution and everything to do with manipulating the electorate, who shouldn't be. Because we are supposed to come to our own conclusions, and not be swayed by propoganda like those are in some third world bannana republic.
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gottanuf
07:18 PM on 11/16/2010
Here, Here!
10:36 AM on 11/18/2010
Great comment!
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Hammerofthor
12:58 PM on 11/16/2010
"Sarah Palin's Alaska' is not a "reality show". It is an educational documentary series showcasing the majesty & grandeur of our largest State, with narration by the Gorgeous Governor herself. We are lucky to be alive in the Palin Era.
02:05 PM on 11/16/2010
I AM NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:23 PM on 11/16/2010
I am soooo hoping that was said dripping with sarcasm.
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warriorwoman73
03:56 PM on 11/16/2010
Another typical delusional post by HammerofThor that seems like it should be sarcasm, but is actually merely righteous ignorance.
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Bergen2
12:51 PM on 11/16/2010
Can't speak to the show's merits since I refuse to ever watch it. Also weaning myself from all other TLC programing.
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llstudent
Tax churches now!
05:34 PM on 11/16/2010
I don't watch TLC especially since they have all of these idiots on there having a million kids.
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Bergen2
06:56 PM on 11/16/2010
You are absolutely right. They have awful programing across the board. Did find the one about ER medicine interesting at times, but not a "must see" program. Never seen any show with the big families, which make me think of big liters of puppies.
12:43 PM on 11/16/2010
If people want to watch a proper documentary about Alaska, watch this...
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/documentaries/2010/10/101015_doc_battle_king_salmon.shtml