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Christians Vote on the Worst Verse in the Bible

Posted: 10/02/09 12:53 PM ET

In case you missed the announcement, ShipofFools.com has published an "authoritative" list of the ten worst verses in the Bible. At a time when atheists are posting ads on billboards and busses around the world, you might assume that the Ship is an anti-religious site. But no. Ship of Fools is a Christian website with an impeccable British sense of the absurd. True to its name, the editors go where angels (and other Christians) dare not tread. "We're here for people who prefer their religion disorganized," says Simon Jenkins. "Our aim is to help Christians be self-critical and honest about the failings of Christianity, as we believe honesty can only strengthen faith."

I wince a bit at Jenkins' confidence. As a student at Wheaton College of Billy Graham fame, I thought that the school motto was "All truth is God's truth." Later I found out it was actually, "For Christ and His Kingdom." But at the time, I figured: Ask away; faith has nothing to fear. So, ask I did, until the last vestiges of my Evangelical beliefs finally crumbled. Another former Christian said it perfectly: "My exit from Christianity consisted of a series of strategic retreats covering an ever-shrinking patch of defensible ground."

Jenkins and his teammates seem willing to take that chance. Like Christian author, John Shelby Spong (The Sins of Scripture: Exposing the Bible's Texts of Hate to Reveal the God of Love), Ship of Fools editors are unafraid of biblical criticism. They do not equate criticism of the Bible with criticism of their God. Rather, they regard the Bible as a human construction that offers glimpses of divinity seen through the dark glass of human fallibility. Beginning in July, they invited readers to submit what they consider to be the worst verse in the Bible.

You don't need to be a purple-faced atheist to notice that the Bible is a pretty mixed book. For every hymn to the loveliness of love, there's a story about God squishing someone because they worshipped the wrong god. For every wise and helpful saying, there's an incomprehensible law. For every verse Martin Luther King proclaimed in the streets of Alabama, there's one that Fred Phelps shouts outside gay funerals.

For a purple-face like myself who keeps pointing out theological - uh -complications -- from the outside, it's a pleasure to land in the virtual company of believers who have no problem saying that sexism and homophobia and slavery and genocide are Bad, no matter how well credentialed their endorsers. American Evangelicals often try to insist that the Bible is the literally perfect word of God, each word essentially dictated by God to the authors. Not only is this position ignorant --ever heard of synods or canonization?-- it has an enormous moral cost. People end up defending sexual slavery and scorched earth warfare, even a belief in dragons. Whew. Been there.

Mercifully, Christians like Spong and Jenkins offer an alternative to Orwellian contortion. To quote one of the Ship's editors, "[The Bible] doesn't have to be a textbook of infallible information and unbreakable laws to be God's book." This radical notion has big implications for Christians and non-Christians alike.

For Christians: As more and more is known about how the Bible was pieced together - what got in, what got left out, how human politics shaped the process--the notion of perfection (called "inerrancy") becomes harder and harder to defend. It requires an eyes-squeezed-shut, fingers-in-ears sort of faith. By contrast, acknowledging the Bible's human authorship and frailties allows for a faith that is flexible and open--one that is centered in worship and service rather than the defense of ancient texts. It also allows Christians to participate in the broader intellectual and moral community of humankind.

For the rest of us: Most of the evil that Christians do in the service of God is actually evil done in the service of a perfect Bible--well, that plus a few perfect follow-on dogmas. When people see the Bible for what it is, whole bunches of craziness, like anti-scientific fervor and Armageddon yearnings, go away. What's left is ordinary folks who are muddling along, living out their best hunches about what is good and what is real, rather like the rest of us. Anyone who is invested in the future of the human race might feel a surge of hope and respect upon finding themselves in the company of self-described "fools," meaning Christians whose religion is based on humble faith, open debate, and radical intellectual honesty. I certainly do.

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All right, you're probably thinking. Enough babble. Where's the list?! At Ship of Fools, of course. Don't miss it. And thank you to Edward Babinsky for calling it to my attention.

 
 
 

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01:31 PM on 10/04/2009
There are alot of people on this site stating the same thing. Religion is man made therefore made up. Christians follow the bible and largely discount the old testament, the new testament was written the first time some 500 years after Jesus was crucified. Has anyone ever played the game telephone?? The old testament was made for villages, a guide as you will, not to get sick, keep track of money, a way to live and historical wars (also the mythical beliefs that come along with primitive thought).
Egypt had the same new testament story about a man that came to earth and was crucified, he rose to the heavens etc. This was ~1000 years before the Christian movement way back when. Theology is pretty fascinating.
If they would only start becoming bleeding heart liberals I think they would get it.
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01:32 PM on 10/03/2009
There are many who know the Bible fairly well, but are not well-acquainted with the nature and character of its Author. This deplorable situation is in part because of a general disregard for theology these days. Too many are content with a superficial knowledge of Him based on their emotions. Few love Him with their minds because that requires much study which means hard work.
God designed that religion should require intense thought. The Bible itself is written in a style so condensed as to require much intense study. Many know nothing of the Bible or of religion because they will not think and study. The experiential has been emphasized to the neglect of the rational.
God is love.
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Mriana
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03:08 PM on 10/03/2009
OK not to be a party pooper, but religion was created by humans and if the Xian god is love then why would a father allow humans to torture and kill his only son in the Gospels? Why would a loving god allow a little girl to be killed (see Judges 11, story of Jephthah and his daughter) as a burnt offering for winning a war? Oh sure in Genesis before that God offer a ram in place of Isaac, but with so many Elohim running around in the beginning, I propose the El in Judges is not the same deity as that in Genesis, but even so, why have some that you made killed, even if it is another animal? Still doesn't seem like such a nice deity. Then we get to 2 Kings 2:23-24 and bears kill 42 children, just for making fun of Elijah's bald head, due to a curse Elijah puts on them in the name of his Lord. Doesn't sound like a loving deity if he kills that many children. I could continue, but space here does not allow.
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03:49 PM on 10/03/2009
Mriana,
I was listening to a 'Truth-Driven Thinking' podcast last week and thought of you, and wondered where you'd been.
The guest on this podcast is John Shelby Spong. I agree with much of what he says, but when he was asked about an after-life he gave an answer that made me think he could have been a politician. I wish Gibson would have asked the followup question - "Do you believe we have eternal souls?".
If you get a chance, listen, and let me know what you think.

http://www.truthdriventhinking.com/podcast.htm

BTW, I saw you over at Atheist Nexus. Do you listen to the 'Chariots of Iron'?
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05:35 PM on 10/03/2009
Have you ever heard of Constantine he lived in the Roman time period, and has great significance on the start of Christianity. Great historical reading.
05:51 PM on 10/03/2009
Don't take GodIs too seriously. He is satirizing Fundamentalism.
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JohnFromCensornati
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12:18 AM on 10/03/2009
"[The Bible] doesn't have to be a textbook of infallible information and unbreakable laws to be God's book."

Does it have to make any sense? Apparently not.
This whole story about a god who sends himself to earth to die in order to save humans from himself is so convoluted that it sounds like Borat, not the Creator of the Universe. Why didn't he just snap his fingers and say "saved"? Or better yet, why not just not plant apple trees in the garden? If one is going to start questioning, how does one get past this nonsense?
03:44 AM on 10/03/2009
I mentioned something to you on another thread which we didn't get to discuss, but it is really relevant here. That is your mockery that is really quite profound (although perhaps not in the direction you are thinking) and that is the observation that God sacrifices himself to himself. That action of God/gods worshiping is found in religion after religion. So why should that be? A Harvard professor of Theology has written a book about it called: "Religion of the gods." I am curious what you as an atheist thinks accounts for the universality of this action? Even if it is a projection of humans onto their gods (and I don't think it is) why is this found in virtually all religions?

Also, we have already discussed the notion of what salvation means. Must you be a Calvinist atheist? Salvation as I know the concept means the achievement of communion of being with God/ theosis. So through Christ's sacrifice he recreates the world so that human's can more easily achieve theosis. But the key is he gave human's free will. Therefore, we have to decide to choose theosis as "we" had to decide whether or not to "eat from the tree" of the knowledge of good and evil. It is the gift of free will that prevents the finger snapping.
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JohnFromCensornati
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08:13 AM on 10/03/2009
"So why should that be?"

I don't know that it is. I'm not about to read that far into any religion, but I don't remember ever hearing anything like that about Allah or Xenu.

"Must you be a Calvinist atheist?"

Maybe. Talk like "the achievement of communion of being with God" is meaningless to me and we've also already discussed the fact that I think the whole free will argument is a load of crapola. It is not a "gift" to tempt children and then punish them for being tempted.
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Mriana
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03:13 PM on 10/03/2009
"that is the observation that God sacrifices himself to himself."

He must not have liked himself very much to put himself through all of that.
04:26 AM on 10/03/2009
Or here is another point. Suppose we are Feuerbachians and are convinced that humans are just projecting human nature onto their gods-- his and similar thinkers' ideas that God is a model of man that doesn't exist an sich but exists for man. -- then why is it that divine ritual does not precisely resemble human ritual? No human sacrifice is like the sacrifice of one's own self. No human libation is the outpouring of all that one is.
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08:19 AM on 10/03/2009
You're asking me why con men are unimaginative when they make up their creation myths? I really don't know why, but it obviously isn't necessary, so they probably prefer to devote their effort to fund-raising instead. That's my guess.
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03:19 PM on 10/03/2009
I'm going to try to answer you in a much more easily understandable style than you posed your question ...

'Divine ritual' and 'human ritual' were both dreamed up by man.
Man imagined more incredible things for their gods than for their selves.
10:56 PM on 10/02/2009
Great article Valerie. It is mind boggling to think the influence the Bible has had over the centuries and how it continues to have a hold on people in this age of reason. Our fear of the dark has resulted in our investing this muddled jumble of beliefs, superstitions, and insight with way more power than is warranted. Ironically, a belief that the Bible is inerrant is keeping people in the dark. Fear begets that which we fear.

Perhaps the group Ship of Fools should just write a new book, a New New Testament. Its about time for an update.
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11:47 PM on 10/02/2009
One of the Christian readers here actually suggested that a while back.
09:26 PM on 10/02/2009
Dr. Tarico, thank you for your article and for providing us with a place to talk!
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11:46 PM on 10/02/2009
glad it's of value :)
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08:24 PM on 10/02/2009
Hey, Valerie

Your article got me thinking ...

So all these modern "non-fundamentalist " christians have come around to the opinion that the Bible is a fiction - a fallible work of man. Do they mean all of it, or just the parts that make them squirm?

If the christian Bible is a fiction (and the Torah and the Koran as well), then religion is dead. If the Bible is fallible, then it is no more important than any other work of fiction produced by human beings.

I understand the value of poetry and fiction and myth to convey important information about humanity and human nature. But I don't know anyone who worships Robert Frost or Emily Dickinson or William Shakespeare or - more importantly - any of their fictional characters. Why give primacy to Jeebus or Yahweh? I do not care how "inspired" some of you may feel these primitive desert yarns are - if they are not inerrant, then they are just fictions.

Understand, modern new-age christians, that the ONLY source of the christian faith is the New Testament. All else is interpretation of this single work. So, throw out the Bible, and what's left? If we reject divinity as its source, does it carry any more weight than the Harry Potter canon? I don't think so.

And if any True Believer is going to claim that it is not the actual word of god, but rather that it was "divinely inspired", then you need explain what that
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09:02 PM on 10/02/2009
Well, fiction I suppose in the sense that the historicity of virtually all of it is in question. Some of it is proto-science, some of it is iron age morality, some of it is fragments of culture, and a whole lot of it is our spiritual ancestors struggling to understand the really big questions about why we're here and what matters and what happens when we die. fiction doesn't seem like quite the right word for mythos, even if their best guesses were often wrong or simply untestable.

Spong, I think, does a better job than anyone of extracting a viable spiritual through line from the "fictional". But I myself find the gleanings to be much more sparse than either he or the ShipofFools folks do.
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09:33 PM on 10/02/2009
I call it fiction because it reads as such. With the exception of a few of the parables, most of it consists of "Jesus went here and Jesus did that." There really isn't much that is open to interpretation - other than, of course, the necessity for twisting the stories into a palatable form for modern audiences.

Beyond the Golden Rule, which is hardly unique to christianity (and which is an entirely secular tenet), the New Testament carries only one message : some guy died "for our sins" and is coming back some day. Utter tripe.

As I said before, I recognize that mythos has value - Mother Goose tales convey information about human nature to children and illiterate peasants. But when does mythos rise to a religion? Why do we not have churches devoted to Zeus or Odin anymore?
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Mriana
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04:14 PM on 10/03/2009
I learned a lot under Spong and others like him, who I could list and maybe only two other mentors would be known by others, but I don't always agree with everything they say. However, Spong deeply regrets that some have lost what little belief they may have had due to what he teaches. That was not his intent at all with what he wrote and taught, but I will give him credit for being more honest and open about the subject than most scholars and ministers. However, I think it perked him up some when I shared my views with him concerning the Gospel of Thomas, esp on sayings 3 and 77. I somehow could tell it brighten his day a little after what I said to him on some of the things he wrote. He's a good man and I have nothing against him, I just don't always agree with him.
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06:46 PM on 10/02/2009
What a great article, close your eyes and plug those ears more and maybe they can justify their actions. I suffered my tender years in religious jail and finally broke free when I was old enough. Sadly I have family that is still caught up in this dogma, they pray for me constantly. When they do dare challenge my position of being agnostic, they really can't stand it because I was raised until High School graduation (private school) in the dogma of evangelical Christianity and use it against them. I'm accused of picking on them and their religion, which is to them hitting below the belt it sends them into a furry and dinner is ruined.
What I have noticed is that we are the ones that have taken the place of caring for humanity, and fighting against these people who pass the plate and welcome the merchants.
Long live rational thought
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09:03 PM on 10/02/2009
Long live unfettered inquiry.
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02:00 PM on 10/03/2009
Your right, if people don't continue to study theology and question its meaning we will never understand the diverse population of the psych. I just jump the g.u.n on some of these articles, a bit of a soar spot. Go freedom of religion and freedom of speech.
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09:40 AM on 10/03/2009
Lori, sounds like you've got one small step to go. It is the hardest for many and leads quite a few back into the spiritual trap. It is escaping the faint pull of a god concept that was so successfully buried in the brain by early childhood indoctrination. I see it manifest with the agnostic label. The back of the mind doubt, it could be true, we just don't know, kind of hedging you bet kind of thinking. Been there, done that.
Of course, some people use that label rather than atheist because it doesn't provoke as sharp a response from critics, or they don't want to be cast in with those 'militant' atheists. If that's your case, then ignore everything I've said.
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01:56 PM on 10/03/2009
I don't really see a difference between the two, some say tomato...
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03:21 PM on 10/02/2009
The evangelicals prefer cannonization: if you disagree with them, they open fire on you with a cannon.
02:43 PM on 10/02/2009
One notes that Ship of Fools is a British organization. Nothing similar will develop here in the United States. Religion in America has been hijacked by a cabal of ignorant fundamentalists and canny con artists -- the sucker born every minute and the two to take him.

It wouldn't matter to me personally, since I consider all organized religion silly and malign to one degree to another, except that the Godsters also stole our political system. They filch our tax dollars with one hand and wave their inerrant Bibles under our noses with the other.
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02:30 PM on 10/02/2009
Honestly, I don't see the value in this. Let's ask them what the most preposterous verses are.
I'm betting that verses regarding virgin births and flying zombies wouldn't even make the list.
02:35 PM on 10/02/2009
No. But the ones regarding abominations would.
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02:59 PM on 10/02/2009
They should also be at the top of the "worst" list.
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Mriana
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03:26 PM on 10/03/2009
I agree those should be mentioned because virgin births are within the miraculous birth motifs and not much different. The resurrection story is within the same motif as other dying and rising gods. However, very few Xian venture into that domain to see the similarities or if they do, they discount them as being similar motifs for various reasons. They don't even take note that some of the miracles that Jesus did are midrashes of previous prophets' miracles from the OT (ie 2 Kings 4:42-44, Elisha feeds 100 men with very little. Sound familiar?). There are more besides that one example. Midrash is a Jewish thing and those who wrote the NT were not to far from Judaism, thus wrote in a similar fashion. The Gospel stories in the NT are nothing new.
04:46 PM on 10/03/2009
We could say it in reverse: the miracles of OT prophets foretell, or are a *type* of Christ's miracles. In fact, not just his miracles, but his whole life: Noah in the giant fish for three days and then "resurrecting" is a type of Christ's entombment and resurrection. The Great Flood is a *type* of baptism where the theology is we are baptized into Christ's death (the Earth is destroyed) and we resurrect into His life (Christ as the Ark in a new world).

Justin Martyr 2ndC C.E. notes the commonalities and uses the idea of the Stoics that the word of God is everywhere in the world, but realized in its fullness in the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.
01:18 PM on 10/02/2009
Good call on mentioning Bart Ehrman's "Misquoting Jesus" great book. I also strongly recommend, Tim Callahan's "Secret Origins of the Bible." http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Origins-Bible-Tim-Callahan/dp/0965504794/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1254503600&sr=1-1

Many evangelicals criticize him for not having any theological degrees or seminary training, you know the same people who criticize evolutionary biology w/out having taken a single graduate level course in science. Anyway, his book is exhaustively researched, extensively footnoted, and the best is he will plainly state when he leaves the realm of evidence and enters the realm of hypotheses with some conclusions.

3 prevalent themes stood out to me: the old testament/judaic concept of afterlife (pre-xtian), the prevalence of human sacrifice, and the casting of lots to talk with god, not divine revelation.
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02:13 PM on 10/02/2009
- "Many evangelicals criticize him for not having any theological degrees or seminary training, you know the same people who criticize evolutionary biology w/out having taken a single graduate level course in science." -

If an intelligent human being without any advanced degree (in anything) were to read the Bible and The Origin of Species (without any preconceived notions) ... they would have no problem understanding Darwin ... but they'd be pulling their hair out or running to other sources trying to make sense out of the Bible.

Darwin (a man inspired by reason) wrote a very understandable book ... in layman's terms.
What is called the word of (or inspired word of) a god ...................?
03:16 PM on 10/02/2009
That is because the Bible is not a text to be read like "on the Origin of the Species." It is a spiritual document that is to be experienced in the life of the community of believers and their worship of God. And it is imperative to add, in the life of the community of believers who have had a continuous and historical connection to Jesus. Evangelical/Fundamentalists do not do this. They approach it just like you suggest--as if it were a book like Darwin's that if you just apply yourself, you will understand. The meaning is in the words themselves for them. And that is why they are doomed to distort and misunderstand the Bible, with tragic consequence for all affected by them.

The Bible as experienced in the life of the historical church is also understood via the teaching of the saints-- how do people who have attained a high level of sanctity understand the Bible? How does it relate to their understanding of their life in Christ? I know most of you posting here reject even the idea that there are people that achieve sanctity, but I am just trying to point out that even within Christianity, from the perspective of the Orthodox (i.e. Eastern) Christian experience, Evangelical/Fundamentalists are setting themselves up (and all of those who experience the fallout of their misunderstandings) for a very negative outcome.
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01:18 PM on 10/02/2009
Ms. Tarico

Bravo and thank you! I have been saying the same things about the Bible for most of my adult life. It's wonderful to know that others question it in the same way I do. Not from lack of faith in God, but with large grains of salt given the fallibility of Man. Blind faith in God is not the same as blind faith in Man, a church or any writings in the name of God.

Thank you for letting those of us who have faith in God, yet still have our common sense intact, that there are other like-minded people out there.
12:25 PM on 10/02/2009
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth..." And it pretty much gets sillier from there.
12:08 PM on 10/02/2009
The Worst Verse?

Can we just nominate the WHOLE of the Old Testament? Or at least the whole of the book of Leviticus

I never understood why the Old Testament was considered Christian anyway, because it was all written pre-Jesus, and was, in fact, part of The Torah, the Hebrew Bible, and therefore Jewish doctrine, not Christian

But, hey that's just me
01:46 PM on 10/02/2009
You are on to something here. It was a horrible mistake to conflate Jesus and the Old Testament God. However some of the Old Testament dogma did slip into the New Testament but scholars are doing a good job of figuring out the authentic sayings of Jesus. There is some great poetry in the Old Testament like the Song of Songs. There are also four different creation stories--one of which isn't too bad as metaphor. But by in large I don't know why anyone would want to worship the Old Testament God. My theory is that Jesus committed suicide by proxy to kill off the old man.
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02:16 PM on 10/02/2009
Old Testament ... New Testament ... same god.
02:34 PM on 10/02/2009
I agree.
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09:40 AM on 10/03/2009
Old Testament, new testament NO God.