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Wow! Did you see Phyllis Schlafly on Bill Maher's show? She looks
great, still with that teasing for Jesus/Petticoat Junction hairdo piled high on her remarkably preserved head. She is the embodiment of America's right-wing transformation. I mean, remember how back in the 70's she was kind of a crazy Christian homo-hating joke? Now she speaks for the ruling class and just published a States Rights manifesto indictment of our hyper-liberal legal system.
You can tell she's been holed up down in the basement of the American Enterprise Institute for 30 years being lectured by Antonin Scalia on how the Constitution is a divinely inspired carved-in-stone tablet exactly like the Bible. Ladies, you'd better kiss your unwanted rape babies hello because Roe v. Wade is history the very instant John Roberts is handed his robe.
Right-wingers crow like mad about states rights when "supremacist federal judges" rule that Adam can marry Steve but when states actually VOTE to relax marijuana laws, they insist that the central government knows better than the people. Really and truly they don't give a flip about constitutional constructionism, they'll do whatever it takes, including lying and cheating, to win the game and punish their detractors. For those hypocrites, Phyllis Schlafly IS Ms. America.
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Posted August 21, 2005 | 01:00 PM (EST)