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The Girlfriends' Guide: Sleeping Single Terrifies Me

Posted: 01/08/10 08:38 AM ET

If you follow my blogs, you know that I'm newly single after 24 years of marriage and four kids. I write about it now because it is Sleep Challenge 2010 and my sleep has definitely been affected. For one thing, I have become a bit phobic about going to sleep. I love going to bed, but I'm afraid to go to sleep.

As a wife and mother, I expressed much of my love for my family by making beds for them that were irresistibly soft and silken, not too warm/not too cold, with the top sheet untucked at the bottom so that their feet wouldn't be forced to point down when they lay on their backs, double pillows of down with the loosest stuffing so that they stayed punched down in the middle after you got them just right and, my secret ingredient -- sheepskin pelts on top of the mattress and under the contour sheet.

But I was never a particularly extravagant sleeper myself. Ever since my first child was born nearly 22 years ago and joined the "marital bed," I've slept like a fireman; fully dressed and with shoes beside the bed. Call me a buzz kill if you'd like, but I lived in Malibu, a.k.a. "Shake and Bake By the Sea" because we were either enduring earthquakes or wildfires most of the time. My girlfriend, Lili, may have ended up naked on the sand with the rest of Malibu Colony after the Northridge Quakes, but not me. I was dressed and shod and holding a kid under each arm as my husband grabbed his mother and another kid.

Since none of my kids was ever successfully "Ferberized" (do they still call it that?), our bed resembled a life raft at night, with four tiny kids sprawling in the middle and their father and I clinging to either side of the mattress like two climbers on the granite face of Yosemite. I recently watched a few hours of home video of our family during the early years and noticed that I had laryngitis for about 10 years straight. A scratchy voice for me is a clear indicator that I'm sleep-deprived, so you can imagine what that decade was like for me.

Even after the kids cleared out, I continued to sleep on my edge of the bed, (no matter what may have happened in the middle earlier in the night), flat on my back and with my hands crossed on my chest -- just like a properly laid out corpse. Exhaustion overcame me and I didn't move until some little person's fingers, smelling of Honey Nut Cheerios, opened my eyes for me.

Now I sleep alone. My bed only smells like me. It is only spotted with the pistachio nutshells, or a Peanut M&M from my own nocturnal eating. Beside me rest my warm laptop, my glasses, my Kindle and, occasionally, my blackberry. Yes, I realize that I'm too close to too many poisonous rays with all the electronics I turn to for intimacy, but that's the least of my concerns these days. Oh, did I mention that the television is also on?

What worries me more than irradiation is how desperate I clearly am to distract myself from the frightening journey from wakefulness to slumber. I may not suffer from nightmares, but I can scare the hell out of myself in the five or 10 minutes before unconsciousness. Most nights, I don't want to be alone with my mind in complete silence and darkness. It always starts the same; I go through the mental slideshow of my failings. I should have written more pages for my next book. I should have exercised instead of wasting an hour on Shopbop.com. I should stop backing out of social plans I make enthusiastically during the week and then cancel by the weekend. I should be prepared to be happy without a partner. I should recommit to my own career and revel in my freedom to spend my time as I please. Most of all, I should stop fantasizing that all of these thoughts would be silenced if someone were beside me to hold me until I fell asleep.

Anyone have an Ambien on them?

 
 
 
If you follow my blogs, you know that I'm newly single after 24 years of marriage and four kids. I write about it now because it is Sleep Challenge 2010 and my sleep has definitely been affected. For ...
If you follow my blogs, you know that I'm newly single after 24 years of marriage and four kids. I write about it now because it is Sleep Challenge 2010 and my sleep has definitely been affected. For ...
 
 
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12:34 PM on 01/11/2010
Get a dog. My Labrador is my best buddy, loves my cooking, never complains about anything, and is much more cuddly than my husband was. And he doesn't snore.

Not looking back......
01:28 PM on 01/11/2010
I too recommend a dog. I was single for a long time and yes it was sometimes lonely and ominous at night. But now my bed is full at night.... I did finally marry and my hub is a nice bed mate, but my dog is really the stuff! He is like a living, breathing Teddy Bear. He is a warm, adoring, and devoted body pillow. He is a comfort at night when I wake up; always there and always madly in love with me. He's no special breed, just a pup from the shelter..... My cat is also a nice calm presence with his purr and warm soft, fur, but he's a less reliable sleep mate, and we don't always keep the same hours.... So there you have it! Good luck Vicki
11:45 AM on 01/11/2010
My ex used to snore, big time, so I sleep very soundly now!
10:35 PM on 01/10/2010
As a long time cyclical insomniac I can relate Vicki. For a time , I felt I slept better with my partner next to me, but now I realize that being such a light sleeper I am better off sleeping in my own space and not disturbed by the nighttime rustlings of another.
I have devised a routine to help me sleep better - I wash my face, brush my teeth, choose a light read and this seems to prepare my mind and body for rest. I have tried Ambien but had hallucinations of a startling kind - on no account have any alcohol when taking Ambien!
I think the real key is that when we are lying there awake on our own- our fears surface and it can be terrifying- and of course makes sleep elusive. I have turned to meditation and prayer and I believe this calms my mind and keeps it focussed on more positive aspects. A few spritzes of Resue Sleep Remedy also do wonders. If it gets really bad- then Benadryl does the trick!
10:17 PM on 01/10/2010
I'm 35 next month, never married and no long term partner... so that moment of heading to bed can be tough. I have found myself on my fabulous sofa on the hard nights, but if I do it right I'm in my cozy bed instead. I love a hot shower before bed with aroma therapy shampoo to calm my senses and a bed nicely tucked with lots and lots of pillows. Men just don't get the pillow thing. Vicki in the darkest moments I wish you peace.
06:38 PM on 01/10/2010
I have now been divorced for a decade. At first I felt the room closing in on me but eventually learned to sleep alone hugging a pillow, although I still sleep on my "side" of the bed. One commenter mentioned that it ultimately ends up being what we are used to and I agree with her. The idea of sharing my bed or home with another person after ten years of having everything "my way" is pretty scary. ;) But now, my youngest son has moved out and I am revisiting my night anxieties and worries once more. I FEEL all alone in the world and start to obsess about everything from work to intruders to dying alone..

Soo, I have a little routine I go through at such times. I break into my nervous thoughts and remind myself that I need my sleep and that it will only be a few hours before I can finish some task or call a friend for comfort. Then, I pick a loved one and a point in time - Christmases with my kids; talks I had with my grandma when she was dying, vacations with my family, my mom at the house in Minneapolis, me at my elementary school, my first dog - you get the idea - and try to come up with every pleasant memory that I can for that person (animal ;), place and time. It works every time! I soon drift right of in the midst of pleasant
11:15 AM on 01/10/2010
Just got a call last night from my recently almost-divorced best friend to talk about the pressure she feels being alone. As someone who was alone for most of the 11 years my friend was with her husband, I am now recently married. Until my Canadian husbands visa is approved, we sleep apart except for sporadic visits. Is it cruel to say I have the opposite problem? Or does it help to know that maybe it isn't about the warm body next to us in the bed, but it's possibly more about what we're physiologically used to?

I have immense difficulty falling asleep when I'm with my husband. I learned to sleep with (count 'em) 8 pillows to bolster myself EXACTLY how I liked. When my husband's here, it gets cut in half because (surprise) he needs pillows too. Maybe one day I'll get so used to having him there that he becomes a part of my sleep habits too.

I spent many a lonely night thinking of not what I lost, but what I never had. In the end the common denominator is ourselves. I guess what I'm trying to say is that although I'm unfamiliar with being divorced, I'm not a stranger to being alone in a bed. Get more pillows!! Stop distracting yourself and invest in a great book that focuses your thoughts. I hope that every woman who struggles with being alone can learn to love and take comfort in the company of herself.
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06:14 AM on 01/10/2010
Every once in a while, I have a moment of strong social anxiety related to a profound sense of loneliness. Last time was during the holidays. Before that it was three years prior when I first moved to New York.

These moments have only happened after sleeping soundly for a while, and then the anxiety came up on me rather suddenly. Damn, I used to be surrounded by people that really care about me and know me, but now I'm quite alone.

It's a sobering feeling and it's definitely a very powerful and clarifying sense of solitude, but there is also an impulse to reconnect with people. Anyway, it's only happened twice in my life that I can remember, but it reminds me of a dream I had of every evacuating and me wading through waist-deep water, trying to catch up with a bus that was pulling away from me. I was the last one left behind in a flooded landscape.
01:35 AM on 01/10/2010
Wow, I really relate to you, Vicki, even though I'm a 20-something never-married who lives with a partner. My whole life I've had difficulty falling asleep and while that's improved, my racing mind can really derail me. I hate going to sleep just sort of tired... my partner zonks out instantly and I feel so alone... and the more alone I feel, the more I think about my shortcomings. It's a slippery slope. I love to fall asleep watching TV, though I know it can't give you the most restful sleep, but it's a distraction.
10:12 PM on 01/09/2010
how refreshing to read someone express the limitations of sleeping alone...yes of course there are dogs, and nightime routines, and answers to these complaints, but the truth is its okay to prefer to have a partner to sleep with
12:27 AM on 01/10/2010
Lol, no wonder women are so confusing.

As a guy I see *terrified to sleep alone* and since this whole week has been on a focus about everyone trying to get more and better sleep I just want to offer suggestions, especially when she joked about ambien. :p
10:43 AM on 01/09/2010
Vicki~ I love reading your blogs and am a big fan of your girlfriends' guides. There was ittle time for anything other than baby in those early motherhood days yet I always found time to devour your books. I am sorry to hear about your recent struggles and hope you find peace in your new journey.
01:49 AM on 01/09/2010
For an occasional sleep aid, try Melatonin, 1 mg, a hormone that can be found at natural food stores, or like they did in the Old County, a shot of liquor at bedtime or a few sips of wine. I do that when I'm at a hotel in and can't fall asleep in an unfamiliar room. What works best for me is a bit of exercise, a walk or yoga stretches and a dense book. My cuddly 10 lb. dog curled up next to me is sweet to fall asleep with. Oh, and I'm married. 20+ years. Also, as much as you miss having a warm man to sleep next to, just recall the awful tension that probably existed in bed in the years before the marriage ended--because it wasn't spooning and canoodling 'til the bitter end (remember I'm married 20+ years, I KNOW strain!). You can now sleep in bliss relieved of the burdens left behind. All children must outgrow their parents and their parents' beds, too. In due time, you'll have little grandchildren to babysit, entertain and they'll be all over your fluffy bed. By then, you may be in a new relationship and have to adjust to new, bedside quirks. Better get your sleep now, Girlfriend! Turn that TV off!
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12:29 AM on 01/09/2010
Geez, I counted six "shoulds" in your last paragraph. No wonder you have difficulty making the transition from wakefulness to sleep. Please remember and remind yourself each night that there is an 11th commandment ~ "Thou shalt not "should" on thyself.

Let go of those "shoulds" and sleep! You may be surprised by your dreams.

I can no longer sleep with my husband because he suffers from a debilitating and progressive neurological disorder. I wish I could sleep with him again. You are not alone.
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12:10 AM on 01/09/2010
Most of the s.o.'s I've had over the years have been either snorers or tossers, so I'm happy to sleep by myself. Then there's my dog - who weighs 15 pounds but manages to take up 3/4 of my king sized bed.
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11:59 PM on 01/08/2010
wow what a great writer! this was an entertaining read. kudos!

try kava kava and one of the million sleep music cds out there, that should put you out like a light.

good luck,
11:00 PM on 01/08/2010
Vicki,
A body pillow and ambien work wonders for me. The ambien shuts down the "stream of thoughts" in your head and allows you to relax and fall asleep.