Top Ten Suggested Names for the Nadya Suleman Babies A to H (That's 80 Names Folks!)

A

1. Addendum
2. Another
3. Accident
4. Anomaly
5. Annoying
6. Afterbirth
7. ADHD
8. Appendage
9. Analogue
10. AdvertisingSpace

B

1. Bastard1
2. Bastard2
3. Bastard3
4. Bastard4
5. Bastard5
6. Bastard6
7. Bastard7
8. Bastard8
9. Buddy
10. By-product

C

1. Continued
2. Co-dependent
3. Carbon-copy
4. Colicky
5. Coincidence
6. Comrade
7. Clone
8. Calamity
9. Chance
10. Counterpart

D

1. Ditto
2. Doppelganger
3. Duplicate
4. Dopey
5. Dependent
6. Destiny
7. Double
8. Deviation
9. DNA
10. Different

E

1. Etc.
2. Extra
3. Equivalent
4. Excess
5. Eccentricity
6. Exception
7. Essential
8. Eighth
9. Exorbitance
10. Enough!

F

1. Facsimile
2. Firstborn
3. Fertility
4. Fellow
5. Five
6. Friendly
7. Fatty
8. Face
9. Frisky
10. Finally!

G

1. Generic
2. Gaff
3. Girl
4. Giblet
5. Grouchy
6. Galumph
7. Gestation
8. Get-up-and-go
9. Godsend
10. Groupie

H

1. Hungry
2. Housebroken
3. Homogeneous
4. Houseguest
5. Hoi Polloi
6. Happenstance
7. Hatchling
8. Helper
9. Humdinger
10. Hysterectomy



If anyone out there has some names you'd like to add to the list, please send them in to the Comments Section of this post and I'll try to add them to the original list in Italics.


I'd also like to thank certain NYC Comedians who helped to contribute some names to this post along with Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary and Thesaurus.com


And be sure to check out my editorial "Shut That Vagina Down: The Nadya Suleman Misconception(s)" right here on the Huffington Post.

Comments

[Promise]

She should write to Sarah Palin for name suggestions. Sarah has a lot of tricky, snappy names of one syllable that would be handy when you have to call a lot of names at once. Some could be: tick, tock, treat, trick, snip, snap, snure....

[angharad76]

Angelina 2.0

[momoko]

It is so mean, but I can't help but chuckle.

[OpalSky42]

Add 'errata' to the E section!