06/05/2010 01:00 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Funny Yelp Review Harshes on Boulder Café

The Feng Shui is Whack

I'm not sure what my favorite thing is about this review: that the critique of this Boulder, Colorado café is highlighted by the charge that Atlas Purveyors is crowded (surely, a sign of success and doing things right for any business?) or that it's Feng Shui is Whack.

If you're going to take down something for being high-as-a-kite n' hippie-dippy, best leave your understanding of the art of ancient Chinese spacial relationships out of it?

Made my day--particularly considering that Atlas posted it, with good humor, right in the middle of their huge chalkboard community events and art wall.

This Place is Everything that is Annoying about Boulder.

All I gotta say is Yelp needs a fourth category, for Awesome:

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