It turns out that it takes three hours and 40 minutes of sexytime to work off one Chipotle Steak Burrito.
However, a vegetarian Chipotle burrito (with organic rice, whoot!) comes out to "only" 2 hours and 15 minutes of sex. Which is ironic, since healthy vegetarians can "go" for soooo much longer, compared to meat lovers.
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