07/19/2010 06:00 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Fringe Candidate to Protest "Homosexual Agenda" in South Florida

Every so often, a crazy fringe candidate comes along that seems so far down the rabbit hole that you assume they must be joking. From Sue "Chickens for Healthcare" Lowden to Sharron "Make Rape Lemons into Lemonade" Angle, there will always be crazy candidates that say crazy things.

Labriola.pngEnter John Labriola, a Tea Party candidate for Florida House District 94, which covers parts of the greater Fort Lauderdale area, including my former hometown of Oakland Park. Labriola's campaign, which he is calling Restore Christian America: The Politically Incorrect Campaign, isn't focusing on a pesky "10-point economic plan or detailed blueprint of bureaucratic solutions to our problems" because:

he believes firmly in the Gospel principle that you must "seek first the kingdom of God and His righteousness, and all these things shall be added unto you."

That's right, he's going to pray away the recession. Praise the lord!

He's now taking aim at Oakland Park, FL for promoting the "homosexual agenda" by trying to make the city's zoning law definition of family more inclusive of gay and lesbian families.

Readers may remember that my husband Anthony Niedwiecki is the former Vice Mayor of Oakland Park, so the city holds a very special place in my heart. Along with one of his fellow commissioners Suzanne Boisvenue, the issue about the city's restrictive definition of "family" in its ordinances was brought forward. Specifically, the city's code says that single family homes cannot include "more than three individuals unrelated by blood, marriage, or adoption." The problems with this outdated law are obvious. In Florida, LGBT people cannot marry. We also cannot adopt. Our families don't fit into this narrow mold and are thus breaking this law.

Although it is never enforced in such a way, just having restrictive laws like that send a message to families that they are not welcome. There is also always the danger of having someone using and abusing such antiquated laws if they do not like gay people and their families.

Cue John Labriola and his planned "pro-family" protest at Oakland Park City Hall (printed in full so you can see the full totality of its craziness):

Democratic legislative candidate to protest homosexual agenda at Oakland Park City Hall

John Labriola, born-again Christian Democratic candidate for Florida House District 94, will join a planned pro-family rally and protest in front of Oakland Park City Hall, 3650 NE 12th Ave., on Wednesday, July 21 at 6 p.m. just before the city commission meeting.

Labriola and local concerned residents will call on Oakland Park officials to stop their unwise efforts to redefine the family to suit the radical homosexual agenda. The community is encouraged to make a stand for family values by attending Wednesday night's rally.

City Commissioner Suzanne Boisvenue recently instructed city staffers to change the city zoning law's definition of family to include homosexual and lesbian couples. She asked staffers to present their proposal to the commission in September for a vote.

labriolabanner.png"Jesus defined marriage as the lifelong union between a man and a woman," said Labriola, a marketing specialist and former journalist. "Oakland Park city commissioners have no business trying to alter what God has ordained, and I pray that they will reconsider this move. We must love our neighbor, but we must never sanction immorality. This rally is about love."

Labriola, a former liberal Democratic activist, was kicked off the Broward Democratic Party Executive Committee in 2008 after reluctantly dropping his once-enthusiastic support for the Democratic ticket when he discovered the error of his ways and began a months-long journey toward salvation and pro-life, pro-family Christian values.

"The liberal secularists who unfortunately control the Democratic Party from Washington to Tallahassee to Broward don't reflect the average God-fearing Democratic voter," Labriola said. "As a born-again Christian Democrat, I will be a voice in Tallahassee for restoring our Judeo-Christian heritage by preserving traditional marriage, protecting the unborn, allowing prayer back in the schools and exposing 'political correctness' as anti-Christian bigotry and censorship."

"We must get our moral house in order before we can hope to fix our economy, because turning our backs on God as a nation is what led to our economic and social decline in the first place," he added. "We have sinned and we are all to blame for the mess we've gotten into, and we must repent and get right with God again."

For more information about Labriola's campaign, visit

That is a lot of extremism packed into one press release!

Labriola's views are pretty clear in this press release: worship his god, hate who he hates, and the world will be saved. That's some political platform.

I especially enjoy the obligatory "it's all about love" statement:

We must love our neighbor, but we must never sanction immorality. This rally is about love.

Yes, because allowing families to live in peace is highly immoral. And it's so loving to want to split them up or support policies that could be used to harass and intimidate them.

The only radical agenda at work here is Labriola's and those like him. Our families deserve respect and equality, something I am proud of Oakland Park for moving to do. Making people like Labriola lose their minds over it is just a icing on the bigoted cake.