Just when it seemed the front page was free of auto news for a few days comes the discovery of this exciting compilation record featuring the Prez and his mournful guitar! Letting workers everywhere know that he shares their pain, he treats the listener to 12 tunes of auto industry...

John McCain used to fondly remember the old drinking holes from his Navy days like the "Tika Tiki Club" and "Lou's House of Booze". Now sadly, his dreams are only filled with disturbing images of sour cocktails, broken dreams and false Sirens.

Everybody is feeling for the old guy now...

I can't help but feel that Mr. Obama is just a little peeved that he didn't sweep Madame Clinton right off her board last night while he had the chance.

However, she has juiced up the race and made it much more intriguing for the spectators on the beach...

Barack Obama has a whole new weight on his shoulders (on his head to be exact) with the addition of the famous mountain of hair that can only be grown or bestowed by a member of the Kennedy clan, in this case the silver fox himself, Teddy. This wondrous mane...

Peace is indeed at hand. The Commander in Chief is bopping from one Mideast nation to another spreading his messages of joy and wisdom in the hope that one and all embrace the moment.

During his gulf stay, particular moments of elation come while dropping off to sleep on...

Al Gore's visit to Capitol Hill this week left me with the overwhelming impression of watching my social studies teacher dealing with pimply faced know-it-alls in the back of the study hall. Sadly, the Washington "know-it-alls" were ostrich-headed GOP climate change-deniers like Sen. James Inhofe and Rep. Joe Barton.

It...

2006 has come to a close for that fun loving Commander in chief and his band of pranksters, so what better way to commemorate the year than by making a stained glass window to depict a nightmare that never seemed to end......(ours, yours, his? We all seem to own a...

The famed Tony of Blairabia has thrown of his collar and leash and in a last ditch effort to secure his legacy, plunged into the role of middle east guru.

Feeling that the core issue for peace in the region is the...

To no one's surprise, that kooky Commander in Chief forgoes all common sense and demonstrates his vast knowledge of pre-Mexican history at Chichen Itza. Who needs talks on guest workers and softwood lumber when there's time for dressup?

To no ones surprise, that kooky Commander in Chief forgoes all common sense and demonstrates his vast knowledge of pre-Mexican history at Chichen Itza. Who needs talks on guest workers and softwood lumber when there's time...

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