A few years ago anybody who spoke disparagingly of the President of the United States was immediately labeled a traitor and accused of coddling the terrorists with a back rub. Not any more. Hammering, slamming, and pounding the President these days has once again become a cottage industry. A competitive blood sport. You're even allowed to call him a terrorist by citing his refusal to answer the key question: "When did you stop being a Muslim?"
This is not just about the new poll that reveals one-fifth of the American public believes President Obama is an adherent of Islam -- a larger percentage than when he was elected. It is obvious why this is thus. These people are idiots. Stone crazed loons with the jellied brains of people who enjoy sticking immersion blenders up their nose and will claim with their dying breath that professional wrestling is legitimate.
I'm also talking about so-called Christian leaders who authoritatively state that his Muslimness has been passed genetically down from his father and let's not forget the rabid right wing talk show hosts who publicly hope for him to fail and privately encourage listeners to send him home made mayonnaise that's been left on the roof of an Iowan county fair cattle barn for the weekend.
Other folks hedge their bets by admitting he may be a Christian but question whether it's the right strain of Christianity. According to these self sainted experts, there are two kinds of Christians: those who believe the exact same thing that they do, and those doomed to spend all of eternity burning in the unquenchable fires of hell. Bless their little hearts.
Then there's the Apostles of Greed, a subversive segment that uses religion as a financial cudgel; characterizing anyone -- a godless communist, who speaks about Jesus' mandate to first see to the needs of the least fortunate of us. And a godless communist is much worse than a Muslim anyday. Except around Ground Zero, where its not.
On the other hand, the good news is, these very same people convinced that he's a Muslim do believe he's black. Not just black, but really black. Scary black. BLACK black. Clenched right fist raised high in the sky wearing shades and a bow tie black. Makes Malcolm X look like a lovable Scottish imp.
Another misconception, since Obama has always taken pains to play down race to where it's barely visible with a molecular microscope. Besides, we all know he's only 'half-black'. And that too is so America. "Yeah, yeah, we're evolved enough to elect an African-American president, but first, I don't know, why don't we try out... a half black guy. You know, like a Starter Negro. A hybrid. Got to walk before you run. It's a marathon, not a sprint. Tortoise beats the hare. Steady as she goes. Baby steps. We'll work our way up to Ving Rhames." Of course you know who plays Barack in the movie. Tom Hanks. Just like Sara Lee; nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks.
So, let us recap: yes, he's black, but no, he's not Muslim. And while you're at it, quit it with the born in Kenya thing, would you? It's getting old. He was born in Hawaii. In a manger. We all know that. And then visited by the three Haoles. Who presented him with gold, frankincense and poi. It's so damn frustrating when people get their facts wrong.
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Remind me not to drink hot liquids when I'm reading Will Durst. I think I scalded myself.
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Did they sweep your other comment because they missed the cat?
Or because they took exception to your opinion?
Since first voting in 1980 I have read and listened to many critical and often juvenile comments about Reagan and later George Bush.
Now, Bush junior laid a long term dilemma on us that may or may not play out very well.
He forced the sale of F-16s to the only unstable Islamic country in the world with proven possession of nuclear weapons, even though they didn't have a method of deployment. Pakistan.
Well, NOW they have a deployment system.
Besides hiding the actual cost of the two wars (one based on lies and his visions of god speaking to him) and continuing a national tyranny policy of wiretapping, arrest without cause or proof, and terrorizing citizens here just to claim votes, Bush junior steadily thumbed his nose at any other country that dissented with the choices he made, created situations that demonized them from his perspective, and isolated us from reality in general.
You mean like that sort of "juvenile" stuff?
Well, in our defense, let me mention, we have grown to LIKE freedom, and it really got our feathers up when those two clowns started taking them away.
http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/1015-06.htm
http://www.firstamendmentcenter.org/news.aspx?id=14041
http://www.usatoday.com/news/politicselections/nation/president/2004-09-16-laura-bush-speech_x.htm
Way to crush my misconceptions, Will!
All this "bull" about responsibility ignores the role that luck plays in our desperate ponzi scheme of an economy. I'm fortunate that I sold my business a few years back before the crap hit the fan. I could have just as easily have tried to stay put to eack out a few more years of work and been just more roadkill behind the wheels of the GOP deregulatin machine. That's the reality that trumps the bull in a society where the tracks have been intentionally destroyed to create the chaos that the high powered pirates use to shake down the middle and working classes.
However personal responsiblity is only part of the story as you well stated!
When banks, etc create financial instruments THAT are toxis for sale to an unwiting public ... well that is ... stealing!
You wouldn't blame the parent who bought the lead laced toy for poisioning their child ... you'd go to the manufacture ... thath is where the fault lies!