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Will Durst

Posted: July 18, 2010 05:13 PM

Screw You. Kiss Me.

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What is wrong with the GOP? Are they blind, reckless or just plain mean? They must see that reinforcing their stereotype as the Party Of The Rich is not a good idea. They have unanimously said "No. Hell no" to every budget proposal floated their way, yet are willing to make an exception to give money to the rich. Rich. Rich. Rich. Rich. Rich. Rich. Rich. Curious mantra. Now. During an election year. It's like hitting the upstairs maid with a splintered 2 by 4 while conducting interviews for a new butler. Word gets out. People talk. You hear things.

Republican Senators are responsible for blocking three attempts to extend unemployment insurance and bragging about it. And determined to continue filibustering until Democrats come up with cuts in other programs to make it budget neutral. Which makes a certain amount of sense. "You want to eat this week? Then put that video game back on the shelf mister. And don't give me that face. I'll give you something to cry about."

The problem is, Republicans only triple lock their wallets when a Democrat is in the White House. When George W Bush was President, they used pneumatic tubes to siphon money from the mint as quickly as possible. A trillion for the Pharmaceuticals here. A couple trillion for some pre- emptive wars there. Another trillion in tax cuts for rich people. In 2002, somewhere between his third and fourth myocardial infarctions, Dick Cheney told Treasury Secretary O'Neill, "Ronald Reagan taught us deficits don't matter." And apparently neither do heart attacks. Does this guy even have a pulse anymore?

Because of Congress' inaction, 375,000 American workers are losing unemployment benefits every week. Its obvious Mitch McConnell's intent is to deny Obama any political victory while sucking up to the Tea Partiers with his newly unearthed fiscal responsibility, but he might want to remember people without jobs can read newspapers too. In libraries. As a matter of fact, they often have an excess of free time to campaign and stuff envelopes and get out the vote.

It's easy to understand why Republicans hate giving money to the poor. Poor people are icky. And they never know which fork to use and those shoes! But most importantly, poor people seldom top any respected list of major political campaign donors. As opposed to the rich, who understand that money gets you access and access provides influence and before you know it, you're in the back room of the Capitol Grille on your second pitcher of margaritas helping write regulations that allow lethal doses of magnesium in 2 % milk.

So though they talk the budget neutrality talk, they don't walk the budget neutrality walk. At the same time they're wishing the jobless lots of luck fighting with dogs for food, they're also lobbying to extend Bush's expiring tax cuts to the rich, and budget neutrality can take a flying leap off a short pier into a crashing sea of toxic sludge.

See, tax cuts are different. That's not welfare for the rich; that's playing the magic note on the economic flute that calls the Trickle Down Fairy to fly from capitalist heaven and carry us away to a nice warm free market bath. I don't know about you, but I'm getting a mite suspicious of the alkaline nature of this whole trickle down thing. Good time to invest in a trickle down umbrella. Available for one day only this November 2nd.

Will Durst is a San Francisco based political comedian who often writes. This being an example wherein he castigates the rich: a group that stubbornly refuses to include him as a member.
Catch his stand up at The Last Day Saloon in Santa Rosa on Saturday July 17th, and The Sebastiani Theater in Sonoma on Sunday July 18th.
His new CD, "Raging Moderate," now available from Stand Up! Records on both iTunes and Amazon.

 

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David Durham
Just a guy who tries to stay informed and stand fo
10:29 AM on 07/20/2010
What's killin' me is that millions of Middle Class Americans will buy this crap. As though fighting dogs for food builds character. This whole "I don't understand why rich people have to be punished for success." thing makes my head want to explode. They are like the house slaves in ancient Rome or pre-Civil War America explaining to the field slaves how kind the Master is. I have no historical proof, but I'm guessing Spartacus never attended a tea party.
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Hardyman1966
The antonym of liberal is INTOLERANT.
02:20 AM on 07/20/2010
Proposed 2010 GOP Statue of Liberty Refurbishment:

- Turn statue around facing U.S.
- Replace torch with middle finger.
- Replace "Give Me You Tired..." with "Tough Sh*t, America!"
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RedRat
Ignorance is fixable, stupidty is forever
02:50 PM on 07/19/2010
In reality it is very simple. The GOP, oddly enough, is appealing to those who don't have a pot to pea in. Those people, who are down and out, dream of the day that their ship will come in and they will be rich, they live in a delusional world that somehow they will strike it rich and be a Republican, so right now they are practicing for that new role. They may be poor and have no money in the bank, but they have convinced themselves that they are the "rugged individualist" striking out against all odds, they will succeed, they will make it on their own terms. Of course it is delusional and they usually are poor for a good reason, the delusional mind state does not help your economic status. But they will support the GOP to their dying breath. My observation is that this is common to the so-called "red state" population.
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MikeDu
Both salubrious and lugubrious concurrently.
12:49 PM on 07/19/2010
People have no sense of scale. I recall some old duffer calling in to a radio program absolutely sure his $90 thousand a year business placed him among the 'threatened super-rich' the GOP was talking about. Remember Joe (not his real name) the plumber (not his real trade)? Positive that raising the tax rate on people making over a quarter million a year was going to affect his tax rate, though he was unemployed at the time? They don't like giving money to the poor because the poor includes minorities, and they fear minorities. If if was discovered that WIC was only serving riural whites they'd be on that program like white on rice. Minority families helped by WIC? Well, forgetaboutit then.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
12:18 PM on 07/19/2010
I'm guessing that mean is a too soft description. I would say vile.
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Jacqueline R
01:08 AM on 07/19/2010
I have not been able to glean one single cause or belief that the Republican party has had since George W. Bush left office, other than the "I will FILIBUSTER EVERYTHING the Democrats do!" That is until now. The fact that the Republicans are looking down at all of the unemployed, underemployed, low income, and middle income people, who are all experiencing financial difficulty right now illustrates who they believe their consumers are. Their customers are the rich and to heck with everyone else. In fact it is worse than that, instead of seeing us as unimportant, they have been showing their hatred and disdain for the average American by calling us lazy, drug addicts, and mooches who simply want to take all the money away from the government without working for it. I hope all those unemployed fisherman, oil workers, and people who depend upon the vacation season in the traditionally Republican areas of the Gulf are listening to this because they are now talking about you too.
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niceguysneverfinish
06:24 PM on 07/18/2010
It's fun when the Democrats are in the white house suddenly there is 'something wrong' with the GOP... The responses from these two do nothing parties is like a perfect circle. Reminds of a shampoo label, Lather, Rinse, Repeat....

Only difference is that both parties remain DIRTY.
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MikeDu
Both salubrious and lugubrious concurrently.
12:53 PM on 07/19/2010
I would've agreed with you ten years ago - then Cheney/Bush set up those torture camps, suspended habius corpus, and started wholesale domestic spying. Its become clear the two parties are not equivalent, are not two side of the same coin. Its like comparing the inadequacies of the Weimar republic to what follwed after.
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niceguysneverfinish
02:39 PM on 07/19/2010
The weaknesses and strengths of the both parties are easier to see these days. Recent polls are showing that americans are choosing the Independent Party.
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Dan1902
United we bargain,divided we beg!
06:14 PM on 07/18/2010
GOP--Greedy Old Plutocrats!!
05:59 PM on 07/18/2010
Well said, Mr. Durst. I have been unemployed for longer than most can imagine and I think (hope) that the vast majority of Americans is actually starting to clue in.

The GOP isn't even trying to amelliorate (sp?) the middle and lower classes anymore. They're right out their saying exactly what the title of your article is.

Maybe Democrats are like herding cats, but it's evident where their policies are aimed.
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dim
one in a can
05:24 PM on 07/18/2010
What is wrong with the GOP? Simple. They are looters on a Grand scale.