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The "Wisdom" of Bob Parsons

Posted: 04/ 7/11 03:41 PM ET

Bob Parsons: business guru or Neanderthal?

It's a question that's divided the country for the past few days ever since Bob's personal 'poverty-reduction mission' to Zimbabwe (which involved shooting an elephant) hit the headlines.

Mr. Parsons has been to Africa six or seven times and claims to know what he's talking about. I have been to Africa (Kenya, Tanzania, Zimbabwe, Uganda, South Africa and others) at least 70 times and would never make such a sweeping claim, but I have a clue.

Bob is wrong on so many levels.

First off, he is talking about Zimbabwe, a country that has been systematically dismantled by its own administration over many years under direct orders from its President, Robert Mugabe. Land reform, Africanization policies and brutal repression have reduced a country that was once described as the "breadbasket of Africa" to a basket case. Millions of its people are devastatingly poor, which is a tragedy -- but elephants are not the real culprits.

Secondly, Bob claims that there are too many elephants. How does he know? The status of Zimbabwe's elephant population has been the subject of international controversy for years. Numbers produced by the government (usually to justify its efforts to re-start international ivory trading) are unreliable (based on data that is 10 years old) and have not been subject to serious, independent scrutiny and review. Furthermore, Zimbabwe has suffered widespread elephant poaching and the impacts of a major drought in recent years, so the plain truth is no one knows how many elephants there are in Zimbabwe.

Thirdly, Bob claims that by randomly shooting a bull elephant (at night) this will stop other elephants from raiding crops. The "bull", according to world elephant expert Dr. Joyce Poole, who has reviewed the footage, actually appears to be a young female. Is there an orphan calf now wandering aimlessly, waiting to die?

The truth is that shooting one animal rarely if ever resolves conflict. Other herd members are likely to continue their raids until conflict mitigation solutions -- such as the use of chili and bees which repel elephants, and community fencing to help keep elephants and people apart -- are implemented.

Of course, bankrupt Zimbabwe has no money for such mitigation, but Bob Parsons, who estimates his company to be worth a billion dollars, does. If he really wants to help, then investing in long-term, humane and non-lethal solutions is the answer, and he has the means to do so if he so wished.

Finally, the trophy-hunting of elephants or the killing of elephants as part of an animal control program (which should only ever be done by qualified, trained wildlife authority staff and not, in my view, anyone with a big gun) does not control elephant numbers and should never be characterized as a "population control" measure. It isn't.

What kind of man is Bob Parsons? If you haven't had a chance to listen to Bob Parsons' pearls of business wisdom I encourage you to take a look. They tell you a lot. Among his "Rules for Success in Business and Life in General":

• There's always a reason to smile.

• Never let anyone push you around.

• Focus on what you want to have happen.

• Never expect life to be fair.

• Take things a day at a time.

• Always be moving forward.

• Solve your own problems.

It seems pretty self-centered stuff. Clearly he doesn't care what people think of him. Or does he? Why has he withdrawn his elephant killing snuff video-blog from his website and re-edited it from its original three minutes, 58 seconds down to three minutes, 16 seconds? What has he taken out? The drivin' AC/DC soundtrack (did AC/DC object?)? The pictures of him standing over his fallen victim? The truly cringe-worthy, embarrassing stuff?

Something tells me that despite his bluster and "straight from the shoulder" talking, Bob Parsons realizes that he may have taken a step too far this time.

Go Daddy -- you have a problem!

By the way, I welcome the opportunity to meet Bob Parsons face-to-face on a national television news program to discuss elephants -- or anything concerning wildlife conservation and animal welfare. He certainly has a lot to learn and I am happy to try and help.

 
 
 
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05:55 AM on 04/11/2011
Bob Parson's should hang his head in shame, but he is too egotistical, self-indulgent and bloodthirsty to ever see his actions as civilized people do: with horror and shock.

He man wants to kill big animal. He man slaughters animal, spins it for his own purposes, and is defiant in the face of worldwide condemnation.

His pocket change could make a real difference for the people in Zimbabwe. He's just too selfish and morally corrupt to actually do something meaningful.
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rodjard
I Update my brain frequently
06:50 PM on 04/10/2011
It is hard for me to believe that these natives of their own
environment don't know how to kill an Elephant if they
need it for food to eat. They have survived there for eons
of time. They have their own culture and traditions.
banana republican
Provoking Progressives with unwelcome perspectives
05:22 AM on 04/09/2011
The author admits he doesn't know if there are too many elephants but concludes that the removal of one elephant is a mistake. He also concludes that culling the elephant population by hunting is not an effective means even though culling the whitetail deer heard has been an extremely effective method of controlling the herd in the USA for a century. He also neglects to investigate whether the meat from the elephant prevented a child from starving.
10:48 PM on 04/08/2011
Absolutely superb article. Very well presented, and perfect tone.
Bob Parson's actions are very depressing, but there's comfort knowing that whereas he would have got away with this squeaky clean a few years ago, now he's being subjected to close scrutiny, public humiliation, and business punishment.
05:13 PM on 04/08/2011
But--if he mitigates the elephant problem with chili and bees and fencing--he wouldn't get an elephant foot to use as a wastebasket!
ydrittmann
Vitter patronizes women.
11:59 AM on 04/12/2011
Nor as a bumpershoot receptacle, What!
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Sydney Light
04:39 PM on 04/08/2011
Neanderthals were sensitive, spiritual people. You insult them by comparing them tho Bob Parsons... also, there are too many people, not too many elephants. Good, very good post however.
03:58 PM on 04/08/2011
Bob Parsons is even stupider than GoDaddy's commercial are. His brain is about as small as his heart!
03:38 PM on 04/08/2011
So well put, I would love to see Mr. Travers face off with Bob Parsons!
03:20 PM on 04/08/2011
Great post. If Bob Parsons were really concerned about hungry people in Zimbabwe, there are a hundred better ways he could have done something to help. Killing an elephant was cruel and cowardly.
03:20 PM on 04/08/2011
THANK YOU. Great article.
12:14 PM on 04/08/2011
Any advice on how to easily move domain name?
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swabby01
05:49 PM on 04/08/2011
i went to namecheap.com because they are donating money to elephant rescue for everyone that leaves godaddy. they have good instructions. i will need to find a web host too. its a hassle but i am really disturbed with what this man is doing to elephants. they are amazing creatures and we have fewer all the time. he may only make a nickle off of me but i'm taking my nickle and spending it elsewhere.
10:29 AM on 04/08/2011
Real easy to move your domains from GoDaddy, I did.
06:13 AM on 04/08/2011
For a man who claims not to be ashamed of what he had done, he's certainly heavily edited his video after its initial release.

I find it very interesting that one of the edits of the video is hiding the sex of the elephant after Dr. Joyce Poole, 30 years experience in elephant studies, observed the elephant to be a young female, not a male bull as he claimed. I have a still from the original video posted on my blog where he was leaning up against the elephant he just killed, the body in full display. Dr. Poole was right, it's not a male bull. Check it out: http://wp.me/p1e90e-HJ
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Mary Cummins
Wildlife rehabilitator, real estate appraiser
07:35 PM on 04/07/2011
Great article! Bob was wrong on so many levels. I'm still shocked that he made the video, posted it online, tweeted about it then continued to defend it after he was rightly attacked. He might as well have tweeted, "I just made a HUGE mistake AND I videotaped it. It will further damage my poor image, upset many people and ultimately hurt my business. Nonetheless I will defend my improper and revolting actions and end up looking like a total fool in the end. Enjoy!"

Mary Cummins
Animal Advocates
http://www.AnimalAdvocates.us