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Rickrolled: Romney Will Be "Inevitable" Again When...

Posted: 02/ 9/2012 5:04 pm

So, when will Mitt Romney be "inevitable," again? And why are his weaknesses and failures a constant source of surprise?

Romney will be the inevitable challenger to Barack Obama when and if he walks on stage in Tampa to deliver his acceptance speech. A good start would be winning somewhere with a positive message, rather than the avalanche of negativity he's relied on so far in taking only three of the first eight states, losing three in embarrassing landslides.

As to why the ever "inevitable" Romney's repeated belly flops come as surprise, well, chalk it up to a sort of hive media phenomenon.

Romney, naturally, is doing what he always does.

Rickrolled. That's what happened to Mitt Romney in Minnesota, Missouri, and Colorado. It's also a notorious meme in which Internet users, conned into clicking on something promised to be awesome, are left with whitebread soul singer Rick Astley's rendition of "Never Gonna Give You Up."

His new move, having lost three states in Tuesday night's big blow-out, is to attack Rick Santorum. As "an insider." (Actually, he is a far right neocon fundamentalist.) Like Romney is an "outsider?"

The "outsider" Romney is in Washington Thursday raising money from lobbyists. He's even designating "Industry Finance Chairs" for the oil and energy, finance, and defense sectors. So much for being an "outsider."

Romney's super PAC is busy attacking Newt Gingrich now in Ohio, where the former House speaker leads.

But Romney is also adjusting his message.

It's a somewhat more humble message, a matter of positioning really, asserting that he comes from humble beginnings because his father was once a carpenter who rose to the heights of running a major car company and being governor of Michigan.

Of course, that is his father's story, not his. Romney is a scion of great privilege.

So he will talk more about his own religious work with the downtrodden and otherwise distressed as a Mormon missionary and as a lay pastor. Romney was a Mormon missionary in France in lieu of serving in the US Armed Forces during the Vietnam War. And he was actually a bishop in the Mormon Church.

He's also talking up his time as head of the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, which he rescued from the embarrassment it was shaping up to be for his home state and religion.

Despite his massive financial and organizational advantages, Romney has now lost five of the first eight contests, three of them in epic landslide fashion. This is one very deeply flawed "inevitable" frontrunner. As I may have mentioned once or twice in the past several months.


Mitt Romney, noting the relatively small crowd at his Denver victory party which wasn't, tried to put a brave face on a triple play loss.

Including this Huffington Post piece at the beginning of the week, explaining how Romney's Nevada victory over the weekend actually pointed up his profound weaknesses, and those of Gingrich, allowing the rise of Rick.

Romney's supposedly long assured march to the Republican presidential nomination is, at best, a choppy and awkward procession dependent almost entirely on overwhelming spending and record blizzards of negative advertising.

There is something about Romney, like his Bain protege Meg Whitman, the billionaire he successfully urged to run for governor of California in 2010, which leads to his success being dependent almost entirely on overwhelming spending and blizzards of negative advertising. Like Whitman, who was crushed by Jerry Brown, when he can't concentrate that fire on an opponent, and an opponent without the resources/wherewithal to fight back, he is in very big trouble.

It's not all that hard to see, especially since Romney spent nearly all last year stuck at 25% in the polls, despite never being challenged in debates by the media or his opponents, while a procession of unlikely reality show-type characters took the lead.


Can you say "inevitable?" Rick Santorum won all three states Tuesday night -- Minnesota, Missouri, and Colorado -- from supposedly inevitable Republican presidential frontrunner Mitt Romney. The first two contests were landslides; the latter was a state that Romney won in a landslide in 2008.

But a hive mind media, driven by stenography and churn (much of its twitter-pated), snark and hype (from consultants eager to provide "content"), kept on ignoring warning signs, even awarding him the perception of an "historic" sweep of Iowa and New Hampshire when it was actually Santorum, as I warned early on, who won Iowa.

Then, too, the conventional news media only budgeted for the early contests.

When you plan for an early result, you look to an early result.

As a result, there has been far too much "Inevitable Romney" blithering and not just from the ever energetic insider boosters at Politico and Time Magazine's Mark Halperin operation.

Notice there are hardly any polls now. There were only a few polls of Nevada, too, despite its official designation by the Republican National Committee as one of the First Four contests. And there was no debate, even though Las Vegas is a great city for one.

The truth is that the national (read: East Coast-based) news media never wanted to cover Nevada or take it seriously. It wasn't convenient. That was true in 2008, too, with the big Democratic contest there. The difference is that Nevada had a great champion in Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. And other party leaders saw the wisdom of what my old friend and boss Gary Hart had been preaching since the early 1980s, that much of the West could be turned into Democratic territory, if the party made appropriate adjustments. The Republicans, however, had no such leadership. And Nevada's Republican leadership not only did not include a powerful Senate leader, what clout it had disappeared in a flurry of scandals.

So what next?

Romney has some big fundamental problems. He and his "independent" super PAC can't concentrate their fire on two opponents at one time. There is something about Romney which doesn't work when he's running a positive campaign. And the road ahead is full of proportional representation contests that make it impossible for Romney to lock up anything unless his opponents comply.

If Romney fails to develop a compelling positive message, he might succeed in shooting down Santorum, but that may allow for the re-emergence, once again, of Newt Gingrich, who has already shocked people twice in that regard.

Or voters may just figure out that Romney is nothing more than a negative campaigner, and turn on him no matter who the alternative is.

But Romney may just reach within and surprise us.

So, unless you enjoy the constant surprise of clicking on the Inevitable Romney button only to be serenaded by the stylings of Rick Astley, a Romney-style pop star if there ever was one, perhaps we should see how events actually play out. A radical thought, to be sure.


You can check things during the day on my site, New West Notes ... www.newwestnotes.com.


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05:55 PM on 02/16/2012
Incidentally, the latest piece -- Drifting To War With Iran: Beware the Hysteria" -- is online now ...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/william-bradley/drifting-to-war-with-iran_b_1282632.html
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05:53 PM on 02/16/2012
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10:46 PM on 02/16/2012
Debatable.
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05:12 PM on 02/17/2012
Heh.
12:45 PM on 02/10/2012
Romney is boxed into the ridiculous position of campaigning against himself. The two most formative things in his political career and his life -- his time as governor, and his religion -- are essentially off-limits for him.

He ran his state as a moderate Republican, just what the primary-voting, take-no-prisoners party faithful don't want to hear.

And he's a Mormon bishop, just what his party's Christian base doesn't want to hear.

His one big idea -- give the car keys back to the millionaires, just like him, who drove the economy into the ditch -- is not exactly catching fire.

A smoother, more politically graceful candidate -- a Reagan, a Clinton -- might've figured a way to engage voters positively while wrestling with all that baggage. But as it happens, Romney is a bad candidate: bad on the stump, bad working the crowd, bad in a debate, bad in just about every way a professional politician can be bad. Except, of course, fund-raising.
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01:32 PM on 02/10/2012
Very nice points.
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02:51 PM on 02/10/2012
How do we know he is campaigning against "himself?"

Which one is the fake Romney, after all, the moderate governor of Mass or the conservative Wall Streeter??
03:06 PM on 02/10/2012
It gets even more absurd than that.

First, Romney is a moderate Republican, because that's the only way a Republican can win statewide in Kennedy country.

Then, he runs for the GOP presidential nomination, where he's forced to ditch moderation and try to reinvent himself as a fire-breathing staunch right-winger.

Then, assuming he wins the nomination, he'll have to pull another U-turn and race back to the center, where he started from, to have any hope in the general election.

So, in November he'll be a third self running against his second self who was running against his first self -- images within images, like a fun-house mirror where you're never sure which image is real.

I suppose what he's really running against is his essential hollowness.
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03:22 PM on 02/10/2012
There may not be a "real" Romney. This is a bit of a problem for him.

The only real Romney I'm sure of is the one who is the great advocate of financialized capitalism.
11:43 AM on 02/10/2012
Perhaps Romney's PAC is playing "Whack a Mole". He kills one anit-Romney, and then another pops up. He just can't exterminate them. He has an invasive pest problem. Couldn't happen to a nicer One-Percenter.
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02:51 PM on 02/10/2012
The trouble with Romney is he thinks that being in the 1% in Money means he is in the 1% in Merit.
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03:22 PM on 02/10/2012
I'm very sure he's not in the 1% in terms of IQ.
11:39 AM on 02/10/2012
I have seen many elections since 1948 which is my first recollection and I have never seen a positive campaign. Now we are more corrupt than ever before and there is a very simple way of predicting the winner of any election for congress or the presidency which is whoever has the most money wins almost 100 percent of the time so there is little question Romney will win unless the establishment suddenly turns against him and witholds their money.
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01:31 PM on 02/10/2012
You ALWAYS say the same thing.

I trust you enjoyed the inauguration of Governor Meg Whitman ...
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02:51 PM on 02/10/2012
Heh.
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11:28 AM on 02/10/2012
Anybody would be more electable than Mitt Romney, even a "Religious Nut" like Rick Santorum.

President Obama will destroy this nation with his deficit spending which will cause the purchasing power of rth US dollar to approach zero, and the US will then evolve into something resembling Somalia.

The USA needs somebody that will restore the US economy, and that person is not President Obama or Mitt Romney!

Without profitable US businesses, US corporations, and US businessmen, there will NOT BE ANY JOBS for US citizens to create wealth for those businesses, except for tax payer funded jobs which will also disappear if businesses stop creating NATIONAL WEALTH that can be taxed or CONFISCATED to pay for economic stimulus such as bureaucratic government jobs, government contracts, unemployment benefits, social security benefits, welfare benefits, National Healthcare, wars, police, firefighters, infrastructure improvements and various other free government services.

The US federal government must stop creating new legislation that drives US businesses and those US jobs to foreign countries.

The US federal government should also repeal the laws that they previously created that caused and economically required that US businesses and their US jobs to relocate to foreign nations.
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01:33 PM on 02/10/2012
I am sure you were deeply concerned about deficit spending during the Bush/Cheney years ...

As it happens, well, forget it. You're stuck on transmit.
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02:52 PM on 02/10/2012
Yeah, because its the Government that forced these wonderful Big Corporations to out-source all around the world.

lol

>>> he US federal government should also repeal the laws that they previously created that caused and economical ly required that US businesses and their US jobs to relocate to foreign nations.
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03:54 PM on 02/10/2012
They didn't want to to use slave labor and go to places with no environmental regulations ...
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10:46 AM on 02/10/2012
Oh, no... I like Rick Astley!! LOL

~WolfLady~
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11:32 AM on 02/10/2012
You know there's a reason why his performance is chosen for rickrolling ... :)
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11:40 AM on 02/10/2012
ME TOO! I love that song!! What do you think that means??? lol
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01:34 PM on 02/10/2012
I always hate it when I click on something supposedly awesome and get that song.
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02:53 PM on 02/10/2012
Um, do you want to know??

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09:48 AM on 02/10/2012
It's not just Romney, none of the candidates have a positive message. It's close to the famed circular firing squad at this time, the remaining candidates have torn each other numerous "new ones" and have no intention of stopping at this point. Why? They fear each others Super PACs and the havoc thier money can cause. Romney remains "inevitable", but only in comparison to the other candidates who are all weak, tainted by thier past and ineffective with thier message. Not only is Reagan not coming to save the GOP, he's giving them the finger from the grave.
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12:07 PM on 02/10/2012
Gingrich had a positive message and stuck with it until he was savaged by Romney and his super PAC.

Santorum has a positive message.

Now, of course, it's not positive with regard to Obama ...
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12:56 PM on 02/10/2012
Uh-uh, Santorum ran a positive campaign taking his 3 states on Tuesday.
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01:34 PM on 02/10/2012
He did. Not positive on the president, of course, but I don't recall Obama being very positive about Bush.
08:14 AM on 02/10/2012
"Rickrolled" is the exact same joke that I made the night that Santorum won all of those contests, lol.
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07:57 AM on 02/10/2012
Richard Brodie wrote a fascinating book called, "Virus of the Mind." One of its key premises is that memes, basic units of information, can greatly affect those "infected" by the meme virus, as tranismitted through popular media vehicles, such as using negative advertising. Isn't it interesting that in New Hampshire and Florida, where Romeny spent huge money on negative ads, he won handily, but, in other states with no such negative attacks he has faltered. This is no coincidence, despite our best intentions, and our protestations to the contrary, negative advertising works, because it infiltrates the mind, fueled and reinforced by frequent repetition of the mesage, and, by the message recipients giving the message little attention beyond hearing it. When the mind is bombarded by negative ads, we are apt to internalize the message into our emotional sub-conscious where it is later manifested as our own thoughts, perceptions and beliefs, and thereby affects our actual behavior (i.e. denigration of Newt's or Rick Perry's image and a vote for Mitt). Rick Santorum beware, you will be the next target, maybe not as easy a target as Newt is, but, a target nevertheless.
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01:35 PM on 02/10/2012
Negative ads work. Pesticide works, too.

To a point ...
12:01 AM on 02/10/2012
You can always judge a man by the way he treats his dog.
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09:14 AM on 02/10/2012
Heh.
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11:32 AM on 02/10/2012
Indeed.
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10:15 PM on 02/09/2012
Rick Astley!? Well, one just never knows what will show up in one of these pieces, does one? :)

Actually, to be perfectly honest about it, I really enjoyed that video. Check that ... I’m enjoying listening to it while I type this. I’ve always liked listening to his upbeat stuff, just couldn’t bear watching it. Still can’t.

Thanks for that! Now, let's see if I can find that old CD around here somewhere ...
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10:25 PM on 02/09/2012
You're a Rick Astley fan, Liz? I will refrain ... :)

You'll be happy to know that this long string of pieces on the Republican presidential race is about to take a break, with bigger events more to your liking (well, maybe not exactly liking) overcoming it.
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10:34 PM on 02/09/2012
I appreciate that. :)

As excellent as this series has been, I think a break is what we all desperately need. There is certainly no shortage of bigger events to cover and they are all related in one way or another.

Oh, and feel free to add more music videos ...
08:18 AM on 02/10/2012
It's obvious that you missed out on the whole "Rickrolled" thing. It was a widespread clever/sarcastic joke that was done by people all over the Internet just a short while ago.
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01:36 PM on 02/10/2012
Really?
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LizM
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05:46 PM on 02/10/2012
Obviously.
09:18 PM on 02/09/2012
Gosh darn your'e snippy and arrogant in your twisting and so what of polls, we all know its a popularity contest based loosely on reality. At least hes not Far right, at least hes successful, at lest he graduated from Harvard, at least he serves and at least he is loyal to his wife, are you? You and others expect perfection where as none of you are Perfect.He doesn't need this job, we need someone like him.Be glad hes moderate. He is he is running for president of All Americans, not just the far right or fr left.Get over yourself and your obvious dislike of him, or jealousy? Or are you just judgmental and prejudice?
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10:31 PM on 02/09/2012
Ah, yes, those who can't argue fact or truth resort to personal attacks. They're not allowed here.

You can't refute a single fact, or else you would have tried.

As for Romney, he's no moderate. He's a radical capitalist, a corporate conservative who believes only in money, the only thing that he sounds passionate about.

He also evaded military service, having a cushy time of it in France while he was badgering opponents of the Vietnam War. If you bother to check my bio before flapping your yap again, you won't be surprised to see that I'm a vet and I'm not impressed by draft dodgers. Nor am I impressed by chicken hawks like Romney, who want to get us into even more stupid wars.

So what if he went to Harvard? Why would I be impressed by that? Lots of dutiful but not especially bright people did that.

He constantly says dumb things and I doubt can write his way out of a paper bag.

I have met him, however, and he is quite pleasant on the surface.
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11:00 PM on 02/09/2012
Well, as far as first comments at the Huffington Post go, yours is certainly nothing to be proud of.

Since you are new, I'm going to offer up some free advice for you for future reference ... think twice before commenting on people and things you know nothing about. That way you will avoid making any further asinine comments, number one ... and, number two, you won't betray a deep ignorance about issues and people you purport to comment on.

And, since I seem to be in a very generous mood - must be the Rick Astley video, or something - I'll tell you something else. You have somehow managed to stumble into one of the most enlightened corners of the Huffington Post or of the entire worldwide web, for that matter. You will do yourself a favour by coming here often to read these extremely well written and well informed pieces and by trying to engage in intelligent discussion.
09:10 PM on 02/09/2012
Could Mitt Be It: The Strange and Terrible Tale of a Man and His Double - http://www.preludetotheendoftheworld.com/2012/02/could-mitt-be-it.html
08:52 PM on 02/09/2012
Uh-oh America. Should Romney’s rocky campaign make us all worried? Didn't every Bain Capital takeover effort start with confident promises to turn around all fortunes? But if things didn’t go smoothly, then the takeover target found itself driven into the ground and its cash reserves siphoned into off-shore Romney family accounts. America will be lucky this time if the Mormon Church only settles for a couple Mountain states as their 10% tithe. For other political humor, see this funny YouTube video called “Obama’s Secret Service”: http://tinyurl.com/6sevqsj
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01:14 AM on 02/10/2012
Romney was a king of the leveraged buyout. Use the assets of the takeover target to secure the loans to take it over.

Without clicking through, what's the vid about?
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09:16 AM on 02/10/2012
Don't they already have "a couple Mountain states"?
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11:33 AM on 02/10/2012
Utah and Idaho?