William Klein is a Washington, D.C. writer and political consultant who has advised candidates for President, Congress, Senate, state and local office -- some of whom have even won elections. He's been called "the consultant who came in from the cold" for telling tales on his profession and showing how people like him can be bad for democracy. His political satire and glimpses inside the spin machine can be found at his website, www.headlineupdate.com.

Blog Entries by William Klein

Who Reads Doonesbury (Anymore)?

27 Comments | Posted October 3, 2009 | 01:28 PM (EST)


It gives me no pleasure to ask this, but who still reads Doonesbury?

Do you? When did you stop?

Does the strip, which is said to be running in around 1500 newspapers, still matter?

It used to be essential. In its golden age beginning in the...

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A Misanthrope's Reaction to Susan Boyle

Posted April 20, 2009 | 09:53 PM (EST)


The YouTube clip of Susan Boyle, the overnight singing sensation from the U.K., hit my office last week and everyone gathered around the only computer with speakers to watch what is by now the world's most popular ugly duckling story.

But not me. I continued reading the Huffington...

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You Can Pry My New York Times from My Cold, Dead Hands

Posted April 7, 2009 | 05:00 PM (EST)


I used to like Michael Kinsley. But I guess he is well and truly fully Microsofted now, as evidenced by his op-ed in the Washington Post on why it's OK for big newspapers to go out of business.

This topic has been getting a great...

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Last Newspaper Reader Cancels Subscription

Posted March 17, 2009 | 10:26 AM (EST)


Following the news that the Seattle Post-Intelligencer has stopped publishing a print edition to become a publication that, as the Washington Post reported "will resemble a local Huffington Post," (which itself followed similar news from the Christian Science Monitor, the Rocky Mountain News and the Washington Times--oops, sorry, that...

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The Solution to People Using Blackberrys at Meetings

Posted March 12, 2009 | 02:23 PM (EST)


It's hard not to notice the seismic shift that's taking place in the modern business meeting. There have been similar paradigm-shifters, like Powerpoint and expanding the business day to include breakfast, but this one's a doozy.

When everyone at a meeting has an iPhone, Blackberry or laptop, a critical mass...

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Son of Irtnog

Posted March 3, 2009 | 01:08 PM (EST)


In 1938, E.B. White wrote an essay entitled "Irtnog," a cautionary tale that should be a lesson to the texters and Twitterers of today--that is, if anyone paid attention to cautionary tales anymore.

"Along about 1920," White wrote, "it became apparent that more things were being written than people had...
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Obama Abolishes Commerce Department: "You Just Can't Get Good Help These Days"

Posted February 12, 2009 | 02:41 PM (EST)


Following the withdrawal of New Hampshire Senator Judd Gregg from consideration to be Secretary of Commerce, which followed the withdrawal of New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson's withdrawal from consideration to be Secretary of Commerce, which followed Chicago billionaire Penny Pritzker's withdrawal from consideration to be Secretary of Commerce, President...

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Bush Department of Education Can't Write

Posted January 26, 2009 | 04:04 PM (EST)


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Observed on a Washington, D.C. bus: this ad from the outgoing Department of Education, promoting the value of a college degree. I'm going to college be a proofreader.

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Obama Takes Presidential Oath Again, Again

Posted January 22, 2009 | 10:29 AM (EST)


President Barack Obama was sworn into office a third time today, and the White House announced plans to repeat the swearing-in on a daily basis.

"We feel it's a good way to start the day," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said. "Like a meditation, prayer, or exercise routine it focuses the...

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The One-Minute Impeachment

Posted January 10, 2009 | 01:52 PM (EST)


It took 10 weeks for the House Judiciary Committee to vote to impeach Richard Nixon, and decades later, seven weeks for Bill Clinton.

But it took the Illinois House just three weeks (with time off for Christmas and New Year's) to vote out articles of impeachment for Gov. Rod...

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Dumbing Down The New York Times

Posted January 6, 2009 | 12:18 PM (EST)


It's hard being a New York Times reader these days. Old-school readers (like me) were shocked Monday morning to see a display ad for CBS running across the bottom of the front page. The Times itself reported it as "a move regarded by traditionalists as a commercial incursion into...

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Overheard at Barack Obama Strategy Session

Posted November 26, 2008 | 05:42 PM (EST)


A recording of a key meeting between Barack Obama, David Axelrod, Rahm Emanuel and Robert Gibbs was recently revealed. Most of the conversation revolves around the selection of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State.

Barack Obama: Kerry? I couldn't stand having Kerry.

David Axelrod: Don't worry, it's not Kerry.

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Cable News Networks Ban Actual News

Posted November 13, 2008 | 01:37 PM (EST)


Flush from the success of their mostly news-free coverage of the 2008 presidential campaign, the major news networks have directed anchors and correspondents to refrain from traditional news reporting and focus on what they do best -- glitz, opinion, "happy talk," sarcasm and stating the obvious.

"Newspapers are dying and...

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OK Rahm, Never Mind!

Posted November 7, 2008 | 10:56 AM (EST)


Mea culpa mea maxima culpa! Last week, I wrote this HuffPost post about all the good reasons I thought Rahm Emanuel should not take the job of White House Chief of Staff. Actually, there was only one reason -- it would mean giving up on his goal of...

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Post-Obama Cyncism Sets in Early: "Why Wait?"

Posted November 3, 2008 | 01:05 PM (EST)


In what observers say is the shortest "honeymoon" between the public and a new Administration, dissatisfaction with the Obama Administration began before it was even elected. Twenty-four hours before polls opened, 62% of the electorate said they "hadn't seen any results" from the Obama Administration and 74% said they were...

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Don't Do It, Rahm!

Posted October 31, 2008 | 03:40 PM (EST)


When I first met Rahm Emanuel, he was a dancer. He also worked at the campus pub, where as I recall he made a pretty decent cheeseburger.

We were both students at Sarah Lawrence College in the mid 1970s, where we each took political science courses and dabbled...

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Greenspan Admits: "It Was All My Fault"

Posted October 24, 2008 | 04:40 PM (EST)


In dramatic testimony today, former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan acknowledged that he had caused the current financial meltdown.

"I messed up," the venerable sage told Congress. "Oops."

Greenspan, who is married to the also venerable (but strangely youthful looking) Andrea Mitchell, said that "a bunch of rich guys"...

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The Washington Post Picks Obama's Cabinet (Even if They Don't Know It)

Posted October 21, 2008 | 02:58 PM (EST)


I predict a fascinating story in the Washington Post foreshadows Barack Obama's choice as Secretary of State.  Coming on the same day the paper endorsed Obama, this bit of hagiography contains a description of how Obama deferred to Richard Nixon's Favorite Mayor (look it up) on...

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Obama Strategy Shocker: Calls For "Post Post Partisanship"

Posted October 15, 2008 | 02:32 PM (EST)


Senator Barack Obama, whose "politics of hope" has put him within reach of the presidency, announced a stunning new strategy for the final weeks of campaigning.

With a veto-proof majority within reach in the Senate, and a 100-plus margin possible in the House, party leaders are focusing on what one...

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How I Predicted Sarah Palin's Debate Performance

Posted October 3, 2008 | 06:35 PM (EST)


All day I've been accepting congratulations (well, mostly from myself) about my eerie prediction about Sarah Palin's performance in the debate. On the Monday before the debate on Wednesday, I wrote of Gov. Palin's surprising proficiency in foreign and domestic policy.

"Gov. Palin's surprising performance," I wrote, "began...

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