William Klein

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William Klein is a Washington, D.C. writer and political consultant who has advised candidates for President, Congress, Senate, state and local office -- some of whom have even won elections. He's been called "the consultant who came in from the cold" for telling tales on his profession and showing how people like him can be bad for democracy. His political satire and glimpses inside the spin machine can be found at his website, www.headlineupdate.com.

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How I Predicted Sarah Palin's Debate Performance

Posted October 3, 2008 | 06:35 PM (EST)


All day I've been accepting congratulations (well, mostly from myself) about my eerie prediction about Sarah Palin's performance in the debate. On the Monday before the debate on Wednesday, I wrote of Gov. Palin's surprising proficiency in foreign and domestic policy.

"Gov. Palin's surprising performance," I wrote, "began...

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How Sarah Palin Won The Debate

4 Comments | Posted September 30, 2008 | 05:19 PM (EST)


Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential candidate, stunned observers by clearly winning her debate with Senator Joe Biden, the Democratic nominee.

Gov. Palin's surprising performance began with the first question, "How will Uyghur nationalism affect the future of the East Turkestan Islamic Movement?" Gov. Palin responded with a...

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Republicans Admit to Being Party of Corruption

1 Comments | Posted September 24, 2008 | 02:07 PM (EST)


In a stunning announcement, Republicans acknowledged today that they were in fact the party of political corruption.

"There's no point in denying it," said Tom DeLay, the newly appointed Grand Old Poo Bah of the GOP. "We think corruption, like confession, is good for the soul. And confessing to corruption...

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Medical Advance Enables McCain to Talk Out of Both Sides of His Mouth

4 Comments | Posted September 19, 2008 | 12:14 PM (EST)


John McCain's campaign announced today that doctors at the University of Arizona successfully performed surgery on Senator McCain that will allow him to simultaneously say contradictory things, instead of having to wait months or years to reverse himself, as is current practice.

While researchers have long been studying the

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Op-Ed Writer Tells Apple: Leave Me Alone! (But Thanks)

2 Comments | Posted September 12, 2008 | 10:16 AM (EST)


Apple has a web-only new ad in heavy rotation that uses the conceit of writing an op-ed as a hook for the Mac versus PC message.

It shows the PC guy telling the Mac guy he's in the middle of writing an op-ed, and then he literally is...

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Inside Barack's Brain (With Apologies to William Safire)

Posted September 8, 2008 | 11:26 AM (EST)


I knew this was going to be hard. All those kids around here who act like we're going to beat McCain walking away have their heads in the clouds. Memo to self: don't do what Clinton did and give too many people too good jobs just because they worked on...

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Let's Lay Off Sarah Palin

5 Comments | Posted September 5, 2008 | 02:57 PM (EST)


As of this writing, before Sarah Palin's speech Wednesday night, it is already clear what her message will be. Just read this Washington Post account, which begins:

Sen. John McCain's top campaign strategist accused the news media Tuesday of being "on a mission to destroy" Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin...
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Play TV Talking Heads Rope-A-Dope Poker

8 Comments | Posted August 27, 2008 | 03:18 PM (EST)


The networks' convention coverage can be so mind-numbingly tedious that viewers are concocting their own strategies for staying awake. Some keep bowls of ping-pong balls by their TV chairs, ready to pelt the screen whenever noxious presences like Joe Lieberman, Mitt Romney or Laura Ingraham appear. Others play drinking games,...

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When Bad PR Happens to Good People, or, Jeffrey Birnbaum's Revenge

3 Comments | Posted July 30, 2008 | 06:22 PM (EST)


Washington Post columnist Jeffrey Birnbaum has his panties in a twist again about the practice of public policy advocates employing professional writers to help them draft newspaper op-eds. As a writer who specializes in just that niche I have an objection to his objection, and you should too.

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Media Notes from All Over (Belatedly)

Posted July 18, 2008 | 01:50 PM (EST)


Media Notes from All Over (somewhat belatedly)

First, about that New Yorker cover: to quote Steve Martin, comedy isn't pretty. As a satire practitioner myself, I have to ask: who's going to define what's acceptable and what isn't? It's a conundrum as old as Lenny Bruce, whose "black humor"...

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Did The New York Times Trick a Source?

Posted July 11, 2008 | 12:50 PM (EST)


The otherwise spellbinding New York Times expose of Rep. Charles Rangel's abuse of New York's system of rent-stabilized apartments, contains this Intriguing Offhand Remark:

"Whether it's an elected official or not, no one should have four apartments, especially when one is being used as an office," said Michael McKee,...
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Backbiting! Backstabbing! Skullduggery! Sniping! Fun and Games in the McCain Campaign

Posted July 10, 2008 | 04:59 PM (EST)


As I've previously written, it's not the cost of campaigns that's out of control, it's the mark-up. The greed and egotism of political consultants can be a drag on democracy, and a distraction from the business of winning elections. There's something wrong when a campaign's consultants and strategists get...

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News Update: Obama to Accept Nomination on the Moon

Posted July 7, 2008 | 08:46 PM (EST)


Barack Obama will accept the Democratic presidential nomination on the Moon, and not as previously reported Denver's Invesco Field at Mile High, a 76,000-seat stadium home to the Denver Broncos, the Democratic National Committee announced Monday.

"We thought about the stadium thing," a spokesman for the Obama campaign said. "But...

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Breaking News from CNN: The Election's Over!

Posted July 1, 2008 | 07:19 PM (EST)


When former FCC Commissioner Newton Minow famously observed that television was a "vast wasteland," cable news hadn't even been invented yet. With hundreds of channels in today's media marketplace Minow's wasteland has grown even vaster -- but narrower as well. The bandwidth occupied by CNN, for example, is a...

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This Week's Other Important Political Obituary

Posted June 23, 2008 | 07:18 PM (EST)


Two deaths last week illuminate some essential truths about the media. First, to paraphrase William Goldman's classic line about Hollywood, "nobody knows anything -- except for the few people who do." (I added that last part).

And second, really, nobody knows anything.

Tony Schwartz
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