05/10/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Michael Myers Maskless in Most of Zombie's Halloween Sequel

I n Rob Zombie's upcoming sequel to the bastardization of a remake that was Halloween (this sequel has a totally hip title by the way: H2. Myers, as played by Tyler Mane, will appear as the disheveled, bearded hulk we have seen in leaked set photos. 2

How on Earth did Rob Zombie become a filmmaker? The guy had a bewilderingly successful career as a horrible rock icon, so he didn't need the money. His creative juices, overflowing like a sewer pipe in New Orleans, needed to be sipped and savored by the moviegoing public. We gamely endured Zombie's first feeble efforts at horror films like HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES and the ever-so-slightly-better THE DEVIL'S REJECTS. Then, in what might be the most enduring mystery in human history, Zombie managed to worm his way into directing the most unnecessary remake ever - HALLOWEEN. Despite what a few apologists might mistakenly believe, Zombie's HALLOWEEN is one of those very rare films that might actually be improved by being projected backwards. Again and again, Zombie made stupid decisions that would clearly ruin the film - Let's spend the first 45 minutes with baby Michael Myers. 1
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