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06/08/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Vindictive Movie Studio Threatens To Make 'Coyote Ugly' Sequel

BURBANK, CA—Producers said that not only would they do everything in their power to make the sequel the most repellent, soulless, pandering film ever released, but that all of the resources of the Walt Disney Company would be dedicated to promoting the film.

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