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06/14/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

In Focus: Hummel Space Telescope Seeks Out, Photographs Collectible Space Phenomena

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL--NASA is celebrating a successful start to the first-ever deep-space exploration project funded entirely by elderly women with Monday's activation of the new $4.1 billion Hummel Space Telescope.

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