In Focus: Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion-Clinic Attack

07/02/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

HUNTSVILLE, AL-Jesus Christ, son of God and noted pro-life activist, killed two and critically wounded seven others when He opened fire in the waiting room of a Huntsville abortion clinic Tuesday.

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