In Focus: Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit

07/20/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011
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NORFOLK, VA—In what has been dubbed the most "devastating and brutal siege in the history of animal-rights activism," an elite, paramilitary squad of commandos from People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) attacked and killed 49 employees at Couture Cosmetics' Norfolk, VA, research facility while saving a rabbit during a daring midnight raid Monday.

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