COMEDY
09/28/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

In Focus: Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy

MENA, AR—Envisioning his parents, a warm blanket, and hot chocolate, a delirious Joshua Meyers mumbled, "It's over!" through the filthy sock stuffed in his mouth.

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