None Of Area Man's Friends Have Ever Seen Him With Shirt On

11/14/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011
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WHEELING, WV—Saying they don't know why it never occurred to them before, friends of local man Paul Helton told reporters Sunday that they...

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