03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

U.S. Continues Quagmire-Building Effort In Afghanistan

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—"We've spent a lot of time and money fostering the turmoil and despair necessary to make this a sustainable quagmire, and we're not going to stop now," President Obama said in a speech Monday night.

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