Opinion: Excuse Me, But I'll Be Handling The Gentleman's Discourse For The Rest Of The Evening (by A 750-Milliliter Bottle of Whiskey)
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Ah, pardon me, milady. May I have a word? I trust you're enjoying tonight's festivities? I should say I am. Nothing stirs the blood quite like an...
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Posted: 11-10-09 12:00 PM