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03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

In Focus: Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

STATE COLLEGE, PA—Kyle Norton stated that he would also forgo a winter coat and continue to don the same coffee-stained sweatshirt he has been wearing since mid-October.

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