11/02/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Flavor of the Week: Personal Flotation Devices

For MATTHEW STEWART, not all boobs are a day at the beach Straight men have an innate desire to look at naked women. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just how we are. Even if the woman is someone we wouldn't want to get near, we need to look. Naked ladies are great and that's that.

My girlfriend Bobbie and drive out to the beach at Jacob riis Park in Queens often as possible in the summer. It's an escape from the stuffy, breezeless, heatstroke-inducing climate that settles over summertime new York. Why sweat in your apartment when you can lie in the breeze, read, drink beer and swim in the cool Atlantic?

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