03/28/2008 02:45 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Marcia From "Brady Bunch" Signs Autobiography Deal

HarperEntertainment announced a deal yesterday afternoon for an autobiography from actress Maureen McCormick, a project which author and publisher are "tentatively" calling Here's the Story--because, I hope and pray, some editorial assistant is trying to convince executive editor Maureen O'Brien, a member of Lisa Sharkey's creative development team, that Oh, My Nose! is a much catchier title that will fly off shelves faster. "This autobiography will be a remarkably cautionary tale and inspirational wake up call for today's celebrity youth culture," O'Brien said for the press release, which bullet-points McCormick's battles with bulimia and cocaine addiction, both of which she has discussed on tabloid TV shows in the last year.

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