03/28/2008 02:45 am ET Updated Nov 17, 2011

Poll: Which Lifestyle Guru Bugs You?

We all love a good tip for what to do when deodorant ends up on your LBD (rub the cloth together, don't add water!), and sure, those Halloween cupcakes are pretty charming. But c'mon -- no one's kitchen looks like a set from the Food Network. For one, it's not normal or even healthy to have all-matching crockery.

Sometimes, it's healthy to let the perfectly matched beiges and slightly kooky jewelry annoy you. Sometimes, when you're not looking for tips on how to organize your nail polish by color and glitter factor, the last thing you want is someone telling you how to bake the perfect scone when they don't have a spot of flour on them. So, you tell us... Which one of these lifestyle gurus bugs you with her improbable perfection?